The Lurker at Your Threshold: Subby says that like as if the Big Mac isn't beaver anus.
enry: *reads first item, closes link*It's like Food Babe took acid or something.
Glockenspiel Hero: Oh dear god, this is the foodie version of "Dihydrogen monoxide will kill you!"And they didn't even include my favorite- wasps. Like figs? You're eating wasps. Of course, those are "natural" so of course they don't make the list./mmmm. Edible wasps.
Shazam999: I get my Big Macs from a beaver's anus, so there.
TheAnusThatAteManhattan: Fark's sake peeps I aint clicking through that:Deslided
flemardo: DIAF subby and whoever greenlit this.
Wadded Beef: Shazam999: I get my Big Macs from a beaver's anus, so there.Only there it's called "McBeaveranus."--It's dam good!sorry.
sys_64738: Sodium Chloride, man. Anyone who knows a little bit of chemistry can tell you that Sodium and Chlorine are two of the most dangerous elements on the periodic table, right? And NaCl is both of those mixed together!Did you know that it's an industrial chemical used in dyeing cotton? And it's used for deicing roads too --have you seen what it can do to a car if it gets through the finish?Plus, I hear the oceans are full of it, now, and there's no way we'll everget it al out.
Mikey1969: Wadded Beef: Shazam999: I get my Big Macs from a beaver's anus, so there.Only there it's called "McBeaveranus."--It's dam good!sorry.What's it called in Paris?
willfullyobscure: >be me>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot>try Burger King on a whimMy friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
iron de havilland: Subby's mom.
ArkAngel: The amount used for fake vanilla flavor is something on the order of a hundredth of a percent compared to other flavorings because it's crazy expensive.
3. Maggoty MushroomsWhat it is:Maggots are fly larvae, tiny rice-shaped creatures that feast on rotting foods.Where it is:The Food and Drug Administration legally allows 19 maggots and 74 mites in a 3.5-ounce can of mushrooms.
Why it's bad:While maggots do have their place in the medical world-they can help heal ulcers and other wounds-most people think it's pretty gross to eat them!
uber humper: iron de havilland: Subby's mom.You know how I know you didn't eat out Subby's mom?
Bedstead Polisher: GMOs!!!"We don't actually have any evidence that GMOs will harm you, but..... GMOs!!!"
iron de havilland: uber humper: iron de havilland: Subby's mom.You know how I know you didn't eat out Subby's mom?Hey, I only just posted the casu marzu pic.
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