Birnone: I could go for this if they got weird with it. What if one your To Do list tasks was to eat one of the farmer's eyeballs? You'd use the hose to trip him, then knock something over on his head which causes an eyeball to pop out, then you run up and eat it. If it's just conventional goose antics they're leaving money on the table.
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