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2017-10-05 02:33:43 PM  
Loisiana?
 
2017-10-05 02:42:15 PM  
That's some tough love there dad. Have fun paying for her lawyer.
 
2017-10-05 10:15:19 PM  
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2017-10-05 10:19:02 PM  
Loisiana?
 
2017-10-05 10:22:12 PM  
Not even once.
 
2017-10-05 10:26:48 PM  

uncleacid: That's some tough love there dad. Have fun paying for her lawyer.


She won't need a lawyer. The DA will drop the charges if they don't fight the forfeiture of the business
 
2017-10-05 10:27:52 PM  
Hey, at least she's honest.
 
2017-10-05 10:28:55 PM  
"I may or may not keep it in this box marked Schrödinger. We won't know until you open it. Of course if you do find amphetamines in there, it will be on you for collapsing the wave form."
 
2017-10-05 10:40:28 PM  
"pink makeup bag" a new name for vagina ??
 
2017-10-05 10:46:31 PM  
it's possiboo

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2017-10-05 10:46:49 PM  
poor, poor Becky.
 
2017-10-05 10:49:27 PM  
"May"?
 
2017-10-05 10:58:15 PM  
she's so high, she's not sure if there's still some left
 
2017-10-05 11:03:24 PM  

pete85: she's so high, she's not sure if there's still some left


Well, there was some on the counter, but that ship has sailed.
 
2017-10-05 11:19:09 PM  
What, no mugshot?

Boo!
 
2017-10-05 11:49:05 PM  
Everclear - Amphetamine
Youtube EI1IC19rWj0


C'mon girl, the 90's are over. Change your evil ways.
 
2017-10-06 12:06:22 AM  
It's the Florida Panhandle...nothing to see here

/please disperse
 
2017-10-06 12:14:09 AM  

uncleacid: That's some tough love there dad. Have fun paying for her lawyer.


Well, it's refreshing to hear some dad loves his daughter more than money.
 
2017-10-06 08:46:37 AM  
Her father isn't an air traffic controller, is he?
 
2017-10-06 08:50:18 AM  
Well he's going to have a lonely retirement.
 
2017-10-06 06:24:16 PM  
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