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(BBC-US)   Evasion, Tax Evasion   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Followup, jail sentence, Crime, two-year suspended jail, Werner Mauss, impressive life achievement, Judge Markus van, German James Bond, DPA news agency  
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2017-10-05 09:45:16 AM  
Lawyer: What the Hell are you wearing?
German James Bond: These are my fancy court clothes
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2017-10-05 01:54:55 PM  
He looks more 7-11 than 007.
 
2017-10-05 05:46:49 PM  
I'm trying to picture that guy in the scope before he turns and shoots to start the movie.
 
2017-10-05 09:39:47 PM  
James Bond has really let himself go
 
2017-10-05 09:46:29 PM  
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2017-10-05 09:46:43 PM  

uncleacid: He looks more 7-11 than 007.


To be fair, who would you expect to be a spy? You'd suspect Rico Suave, not a hobo.
 
2017-10-05 09:47:12 PM  
German James Bond will return in: Hooded Jackets Are Forever.
 
2017-10-05 09:50:25 PM  
Why would you wear that stupid-looking shiat to court?
 
2017-10-05 09:51:41 PM  
Given all the documented things the guy DID do, I'm tempted to believe his story of the origin and purpose of the accounts, and that he was bound by confidentiality agreements. The fact that he got a suspended sentence, and was ordered to pay such a small sum compared to what was accused of "hiding" in the accounts leads me to believe that he managed to convince some people.
 
2017-10-05 10:01:07 PM  
Puffy Duodenum FTW!
 
2017-10-05 10:01:11 PM  
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to file
 
2017-10-05 10:03:33 PM  

ISO15693: Given all the documented things the guy DID do, I'm tempted to believe his story of the origin and purpose of the accounts, and that he was bound by confidentiality agreements. The fact that he got a suspended sentence, and was ordered to pay such a small sum compared to what was accused of "hiding" in the accounts leads me to believe that he managed to convince some people.


I was thinking the same thing. Off shore bank accounts set up by what appears to be the Mossad would probably be pretty confidential and you keeping them so would go along way in keeping you alive.
 
2017-10-05 10:11:12 PM  

C18H27NO3: Why would you wear that stupid-looking shiat to court?


he's james bond if james bond didn't have fashion consultants
 
2017-10-05 10:16:04 PM  

C18H27NO3: Why would you wear that stupid-looking shiat to court?


The quilted filling is €500 bills.
 
2017-10-05 10:18:53 PM  
This guy probably paid a shiat ton into the system. So he hid a few mill here and a few mill there. There are worse people to go after.
 
2017-10-05 10:19:04 PM  
It seems to me that if had funds in the red that needed to have presence in the red, in his name, then there would be an unclassified cover that included paying taxes.  But he didn't.  Thus there is the appearance of dishonesty on his part.  He was clearly not incompetent or dishonest, so there are unanswered questions here.
 
2017-10-05 10:22:56 PM  
He's gonna fark with the person who made him go thru this debacle.  If I've learned anything from watching all the other 007's, it's not to mess with a 007. Even that Dalton 007 was pretty bad ass, and it seems he is more of the Connery/Moore type of 007. I'd be surprised if Sade doesn't sing him to sleep.
 
2017-10-05 10:23:58 PM  
I don't say 'evasion', I say 'avoision'.
 
2017-10-05 10:32:10 PM  
To be fair, taxes are remarkably easy to avoid. They just sit there in a lump on the table. Tax collectors on the other hand...
 
2017-10-05 10:32:44 PM  
*evade.

Or whatever
 
2017-10-05 10:33:40 PM  

C18H27NO3: Why would you wear that stupid-looking shiat to court?


there's a jetpack and a parachute inside
 
2017-10-05 10:36:53 PM  

Plastic Trash Vortex


I don't say 'evasion', I say 'avoision'.


Thank you, Kenny Brockelstein.
 
2017-10-05 10:46:24 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Plastic Trash Vortex

I don't say 'evasion', I say 'avoision'.


Thank you, Kenny Brockelstein.


FronkinSteen
 
2017-10-05 11:04:12 PM  
No wonder they lost the war.
 
2017-10-05 11:31:28 PM  
"You look a bit silly, I thought you were a spy?"

"I am, but more like that one played by Liam Neeson, not by Roger Moore. Think more Taken, not absurd."
 
2017-10-05 11:32:12 PM  

Travis_Bickle: No wonder they lost the war.


More like Hugo Boss abandoned them afterwards...
 
2017-10-05 11:37:12 PM  

ISO15693: Given all the documented things the guy DID do, I'm tempted to believe his story of the origin and purpose of the accounts, and that he was bound by confidentiality agreements. The fact that he got a suspended sentence, and was ordered to pay such a small sum compared to what was accused of "hiding" in the accounts leads me to believe that he managed to convince some people.


Well, he didn't owe the money, he just owed taxes on the money.
 
2017-10-06 12:49:22 AM  

Plastic Trash Vortex: I don't say 'evasion', I say 'avoision'.


Came for this and nothing more.
Ahhh.
 
2017-10-06 08:38:15 AM  
Werner Mauss

danger is his middle name?

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2017-10-06 02:43:20 PM  

Walker: Lawyer: What the Hell are you wearing?
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The pattern on his right side looks like a tentacle coyly going for his nipple.
 
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