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(Metro)   Stuck for wedding photo ideas? Just ask your mother-in-law. (NSFW photo)   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-10-05 08:34:49 AM  
This sounds like an Adam Sandler sketch.
 
2017-10-05 08:38:33 AM  
the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow
 
2017-10-05 08:47:26 AM  

snocone: the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow


The special hell
 
2017-10-05 08:51:06 AM  
That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.
 
2017-10-05 08:52:51 AM  

saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.


His mother-in-law suggested it, the marriage has a much better than average chance.
 
2017-10-05 08:53:05 AM  
I hope they're still cheeky and playful when they're showing these pictures to people 25 years from now. "Look son, I was mouth farking your mother before we left the wedding. If I'd turned her around instead you might have an older brother."
 
2017-10-05 08:53:31 AM  

Billified: saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.

His mother-in-law suggested it, the marriage has a much better than average chance.


Niiice.

I was confused whose mother-in-law suggested it, but I larfed.
 
2017-10-05 08:53:45 AM  
They should have made it a group photo with the groomsmen and bride's maids.
 
2017-10-05 08:53:48 AM  
Now THAT is a welcome MIL.  But I didn't get whose MIL it is.  The bride or groom?
 
2017-10-05 08:54:31 AM  
Classy with a capital K
 
2017-10-05 08:54:45 AM  

saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.


This sounds like a job mom would be happy to step in and perform
 
2017-10-05 08:54:50 AM  
They sound like an interesting family. Is the mom single?
 
2017-10-05 08:55:46 AM  

snocone: the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow


Whoa, good bible...
 
2017-10-05 08:57:55 AM  
So that's how it is in their family.
 
2017-10-05 08:58:21 AM  
Stuck Suck for wedding photo ideas? Just ask your mother-in-law. (NSFW photo)

FTFY subby
 
2017-10-05 08:59:16 AM  
Anyone else going to hell for laughing at the first little picture on the left linking to another article, juxtaposed with this article?
 
2017-10-05 09:05:05 AM  
Badmoodman

saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.

This sounds like a job mom would be happy to step in and perform


Then he can say that mom is better while holding the back of his wifes head.
 
2017-10-05 09:08:05 AM  
From this point onward, she'll be known as..

s1.postimg.org
 
2017-10-05 09:14:05 AM  

ColonelCathcart: Billified: saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.

His mother-in-law suggested it, the marriage has a much better than average chance.

Niiice.

I was confused whose mother-in-law suggested it, but I larfed.


TFA is unclear which mother-in-law made the suggestion.
 
2017-10-05 09:14:15 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: snocone: the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow

The special hell


img.fark.net

Yep.  I think I would have risked the special hell.
 
2017-10-05 09:15:28 AM  
Way to celebrate the last one he will ever get from her
 
2017-10-05 09:15:57 AM  

UberDave: DammitIForgotMyLogin: snocone: the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow

The special hell

[img.fark.net image 398x432]

Yep.  I think I would have risked the special hell.


I'll be in my bunk
 
2017-10-05 09:16:35 AM  
Should I be pissed or relieved that the link wouldn't work for me?
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2017-10-05 09:16:51 AM  

I appreciate ample posteriors: ColonelCathcart: Billified: saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.

His mother-in-law suggested it, the marriage has a much better than average chance.

Niiice.

I was confused whose mother-in-law suggested it, but I larfed.

TFA is unclear which mother-in-law made the suggestion.


Her mom, his mil
 
2017-10-05 09:17:13 AM  

UberDave: DammitIForgotMyLogin: snocone: the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow

The special hell

[img.fark.net image 398x432]

Yep.  I think I would have risked the special hell.


Meh, Inara was *way* hotter.

i.pinimg.com
/ducks
 
2017-10-05 09:19:14 AM  

Aezetyr: UberDave: DammitIForgotMyLogin: snocone: the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow

The special hell

[img.fark.net image 398x432]

Yep.  I think I would have risked the special hell.

Meh, Inara was *way* hotter.

[i.pinimg.com image 315x461]
/ducks


Born to neck.
 
2017-10-05 09:19:41 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: I appreciate ample posteriors: ColonelCathcart: Billified: saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.

His mother-in-law suggested it, the marriage has a much better than average chance.

Niiice.

I was confused whose mother-in-law suggested it, but I larfed.

TFA is unclear which mother-in-law made the suggestion.

Her mom, his mil


"Mother in law suggests bride give groom..." Wouldn't that be the brides MIL meaning his mother?
 
2017-10-05 09:22:49 AM  
I'm a Summer guy.

cdn2-www.afterellen.com
 
2017-10-05 09:23:45 AM  

Badmoodman: saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.

This sounds like a job mom would be happy to step in and perform


I saw a documentary about this once.
 
2017-10-05 09:25:06 AM  
/CSB

Way back, when I was in high school, my gf's mom was a bit like that.  I remember hanging out at her place one weekend and she got up to leave.  "Now you two go have sex.  There's condoms in the bathroom and make sure you both cum a few times.  I'll be back late tonight."

I was rather stunned the first few times.  It was fun while it lasted.

/gf only lasted a few months sadly...caught her cheating

/end CSB
 
2017-10-05 09:29:23 AM  

Mugato: I'm a Summer guy.


www.gifbin.com
 
2017-10-05 09:29:56 AM  

I appreciate ample posteriors: Natalie Portmanteau: I appreciate ample posteriors: ColonelCathcart: Billified: saberXray: That's the last one he's ever going to get.

/assuming the marriage works out.

His mother-in-law suggested it, the marriage has a much better than average chance.

Niiice.

I was confused whose mother-in-law suggested it, but I larfed.

TFA is unclear which mother-in-law made the suggestion.

Her mom, his mil

"Mother in law suggests bride give groom..." Wouldn't that be the brides MIL meaning his mother?


I may have misread but I thought it said "her mother" somewhere in TFA.
 
2017-10-05 09:30:17 AM  

Bermuda59: Way to celebrate the last one he will ever get from her


I will never understand this cliche.
I have been married almost six years, together for eleven, and we still enjoy this kind of thing.
 
2017-10-05 09:31:45 AM  
This one brings her own lube.
images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com
 
2017-10-05 09:31:49 AM  

DocTravesty: snocone: the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow

Whoa, good bible...


I prefer the wicked l bible.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/rare-sinners-bible-con​t​aining-unfortunate-typo-in-the-ten-commandments-up-for-sale-a6702156.h​tml

Also, good on the photographer for having the stones to put their watermark on that photo.
 
2017-10-05 09:34:54 AM  
Funny Wedding Photography
Youtube ENARMPuU758
 
2017-10-05 09:35:44 AM  
And just for the hell of it...
Tommy Steele - Flash Bang Wallop (Taken from Half a Sixpence DVD)
Youtube KCP0-XfbyRU
 
2017-10-05 09:35:46 AM  
Are there more pics? Because a real gentleman returns the favor.
 
2017-10-05 09:41:15 AM  

Screw_this_life: Bermuda59: Way to celebrate the last one he will ever get from her

I will never understand this cliche.
I have been married almost six years, together for eleven, and we still enjoy this kind of thing.


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-05 09:46:11 AM  
She's commemorating the last blow job she'll have to give.
 
2017-10-05 09:47:01 AM  
I don't wanna kiss the bride.
 
2017-10-05 09:49:47 AM  
Get your sick minds out of 1996 people.  This is the modern world!
 
2017-10-05 10:00:18 AM  

rbuzby: Get your sick minds out of 1996 people.  This is the modern world!


Yea, anal.
 
2017-10-05 10:02:10 AM  

Aezetyr: UberDave: DammitIForgotMyLogin: snocone: the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow

The special hell

[img.fark.net image 398x432]

Yep.  I think I would have risked the special hell.

Meh, Inara was *way* hotter.

[i.pinimg.com image 315x461]
/ducks


No ducking needed, it's an empircal fact.
 
2017-10-05 10:11:52 AM  

Screw_this_life: Bermuda59: Way to celebrate the last one he will ever get from her

I will never understand this cliche.
I have been married almost six years, together for eleven, and we still enjoy this kind of thing.


Same here. 16 years this month.
 
2017-10-05 10:14:45 AM  

Brat E. Pants: Screw_this_life: Bermuda59: Way to celebrate the last one he will ever get from her

I will never understand this cliche.
I have been married almost six years, together for eleven, and we still enjoy this kind of thing.

Same here. 16 years this month.


And here.  12 years together, 7.5 married.

Anybody who trots out that line is as good as admitting that their own wife no longer finds them sexually attractive.
 
2017-10-05 10:24:59 AM  
To hell with the picture, WTF is up with the color of his suit? Is it really that vibrant a blue or is it just because it's contrasted against skin that appears to have never felt the warm touch of the sun?

Seriously, it looks like he stepped out of one of this films in the 50s that started in black and white and then bloomed into color.
 
2017-10-05 10:25:17 AM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net

One normally has to get engaged to Hillary Duff for that action.
 
2017-10-05 10:27:34 AM  
I don't know that I would love this, were I the bride. As a dude, if my Dad had expressed an inappropriate level of interest in my sex life, I'd be stepping away either slowly or quickly. A joke or ribald comment from my friends and peer group is fine, but this just seems an express escalator to a wonderful Dr. Phil episode.

/I think I would have at least kept those ridiculous boxers out of the shot
 
2017-10-05 10:30:05 AM  

The Envoy: Brat E. Pants: Screw_this_life: Bermuda59: Way to celebrate the last one he will ever get from her

I will never understand this cliche.
I have been married almost six years, together for eleven, and we still enjoy this kind of thing.

Same here. 16 years this month.

And here.  12 years together, 7.5 married.

Anybody who trots out that line is as good as admitting that their own wife no longer finds them sexually attractive.


Still trotting after 48 years married.
Well, limping actually.
Well, rolling along, that's it, still rolling along after 48 married years.
 
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