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(Kent Online)   It's just like that time Uncle Sebastian came home after a night at the golf club to find a fox embedded in the front grille of his car - only bigger   ( kentonline.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, pilot whale, long pilot whale, Whale, long-finned pilot whale, Dolphin, Sheerness firm Medway, huge whale, 49,000-tonne car transporter  
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2017-10-05 10:45:01 AM  
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Hey, Baby
 
2017-10-05 11:26:52 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Hey, Baby


British dentistry at its finest.  And the way he's looking sideways at the other guy, thinking about how tasty he might be.

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2017-10-05 02:14:56 PM  
Smedley

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2017-10-05 03:10:01 PM  
TEEF!
 
2017-10-05 03:10:17 PM  
But hey, free ambirgris.
 
2017-10-05 03:10:30 PM  

Dr.Fey: Sid Vicious' Corpse: Hey, Baby

British dentistry at its finest.  And the way he's looking sideways at the other guy, thinking about how tasty he might be.

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He's a silly bum looker!

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2017-10-05 03:10:54 PM  
Amber*
 
2017-10-05 03:10:58 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: [img.fark.net image 320x460]

Hey, Baby


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2017-10-05 03:11:32 PM  
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Did someone say Sebastian?
 
2017-10-05 03:11:43 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: [img.fark.net image 320x460]

Hey, Baby


I was going to say I've never seen someone with built in novelty Hillbilly teeth, but then I remembered I lived in West Virginia for two years.

/to be fair I was drunk most of the time
 
2017-10-05 03:12:54 PM  
I think that whale is demised. Inert. Shuffled off this mortal coil. Mort. Ceased operation. Sudden and continuing increase in entropy.
 
2017-10-05 03:13:09 PM  
Not sure what's supposed to be so god damn amusing about this.
 
2017-10-05 03:14:45 PM  

DaMoopies: Not sure what's supposed to be so god damn amusing about this.


I don't think the ship killed it.
 
2017-10-05 03:15:37 PM  
Did something happen in the conversion?  Or was this whale freakishly 25% larger than normal?

"The body of what is thought to be a 25-feet long pilot whale was found stuck to the bow of the 49,000-tonne car transporter American Highway as it arrived."

"It is the second largest dolphin species in the world. Male pilot whales can grow up to 20ft. Females are smaller."
 
2017-10-05 03:15:54 PM  
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Coyote, not fox (and it survived).
 
2017-10-05 03:16:48 PM  

DaMoopies: Not sure what's supposed to be so god damn amusing about this.


It's a DEAD whale! hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha. It's amusing because it's dead, and we have been programmed to laugh at tragedy because it happens so much! I can't stop loling lolololololollllllllllllllleoojrbgaeojr[svkl'm
 
2017-10-05 03:16:49 PM  
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You probably wouldn't be able to understand a single thing this guy says.
 
2017-10-05 03:17:08 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I think that whale is demised. Inert. Shuffled off this mortal coil. Mort. Ceased operation. Sudden and continuing increase in entropy.


no, he's probably pining for the fjords
 
2017-10-05 03:18:15 PM  
Break out the dynamite!!
 
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2017-10-05 03:18:21 PM  

fireclown: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Did someone say Sebastian?


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2017-10-05 03:18:28 PM  
"When I was at the lifeboat station on Sunday stuff suddenly blew out of the whale's blowhole. It was a terrible stench."

That wasn't its blowhole...
 
2017-10-05 03:18:38 PM  
"When I was at the lifeboat station on Sunday stuff suddenly blew out of the whale's blowhole. It was a terrible stench."

If it didn't make a colossal farting noise I'm disappointed at the universe's lack of a sense of humor.
 
2017-10-05 03:18:51 PM  

secondpsych: DaMoopies: Not sure what's supposed to be so god damn amusing about this.

I don't think the ship killed it.


Living things die!  Cold it happen here?  Tune in at 11!!
 
2017-10-05 03:19:35 PM  

sennoma: Did something happen in the conversion?  Or was this whale freakishly 25% larger than normal?

"The body of what is thought to be a 25-feet long pilot whale was found stuck to the bow of the 49,000-tonne car transporter American Highway as it arrived."

"It is the second largest dolphin species in the world. Male pilot whales can grow up to 20ft. Females are smaller."


I would have to assume it was a very old pilot whale if it got that big.
 
2017-10-05 03:27:33 PM  

durbnpoisn: [img.fark.net image 451x343]

You probably wouldn't be able to understand a single thing this guy says.


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Knows what you are saying.
 
2017-10-05 03:29:07 PM  
Why do we need to know that Jack Smedley has 3 kids? Is that important to the story? WTF, Kent Online?
 
2017-10-05 03:29:37 PM  
Oh, heavens - I think I'll go brush my teeth for awhile....
 
2017-10-05 03:31:53 PM  

uncleacid: Smedley

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I wonder if his name is really Smedley.  I lol'd
 
2017-10-05 03:32:03 PM  
Seems like a perfect opportunity for a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-themed joke, but I'm unable to think of one. Dammit.
 
2017-10-05 03:34:16 PM  
Lisa needs braces...
 
2017-10-05 03:36:52 PM  

secondpsych: But hey, free ambirgris.


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2017-10-05 03:37:53 PM  
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So what do you do to protect the environment in cases like this?
Well the whale was towed outside the environment.
Into another environment...?
No, no it's been towed beyond the environment, it's not in the environment.
No but from one environment to another environment...?
No it's been towed beyond the environment, it's not in an environment.
Well what's out there?
Nothings out there!
There must be something out there...?
There is nothing out there, all there is is sea, and birds, and fish.
And?
 And 20,000 pound whale carcass..other than that a total void.
 
2017-10-05 03:50:05 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 600x450]
Coyote, not fox (and it survived).


"Well, what you waiting for? Get me out of here!"
 
2017-10-05 03:52:08 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 600x450]
Coyote, not fox (and it survived).


I had that happen with a pheasant once.  I hit it and guess I never looked behind me.  I drove probably 40 miles and when I stopped and got out of the car the thing had been apparently pinned against the grill by force of air the whole time and it just flew away.
 
2017-10-05 03:55:34 PM  
It is believed the creature was a long-finned pilot whale. They are common around the UK especially along the English Channel in the winter.

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Jack Smedley (pictured above on left) says of his partner Peter Sands, "Pete is a Snaggletoothed Dockworker, also quite common in the region. They're relatively harmless and are mostly known for joking about putting things in your mum's bum."
 
2017-10-05 03:55:38 PM  

durbnpoisn: [img.fark.net image 451x343]

You probably wouldn't be able to understand a single thing this guy says.


Yeesh. Looks like he might be Shane MacGowan's cousin. Probably can't sing "Dirty old town" the same way though. But I bet he thinks he can with a few pints in him.
 
2017-10-05 03:59:52 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Seems like a perfect opportunity for a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-themed joke, but I'm unable to think of one. Dammit.


Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. A great big floating thing, it needs a big floaty name like... big... float... bigfloat... biloat... boat! That's it! That's a good name - boat!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?
 
2017-10-05 04:08:02 PM  

I Ate Shergar: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Seems like a perfect opportunity for a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-themed joke, but I'm unable to think of one. Dammit.

Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. A great big floating thing, it needs a big floaty name like... big... float... bigfloat... biloat... boat! That's it! That's a good name - boat!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?


And what is all this stuff around me?  I need to give it a name.  It must be important because there is a helluva lot of it.  I know, "water!".  I will call it water!
 
2017-10-05 04:11:10 PM  
No polar bear about?
 
2017-10-05 04:19:13 PM  
"It seemed to have been hooked over the bulbous bow of the car carrier. I have no idea how it got there."
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say maybe the boat ran into it?
/oh yeah and teeth.
 
2017-10-05 04:25:00 PM  
Why would anybody choose to go through life with a mouth like that?
 
2017-10-05 04:36:26 PM  
 Anyone else got a craving for precious hamburgers?
 
2017-10-05 04:42:01 PM  
need one of these on the front

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2017-10-05 04:52:27 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: [img.fark.net image 320x460]

Hey, Baby


Checked the comments looking for something like this.  Didn't leave disappointed.
 
2017-10-05 04:56:15 PM  
I was thinking, whatever it is I can top it with the time my buddy hit a bear coming over the Smokey Mountains.   Boy was I wrong.
 
2017-10-05 05:12:17 PM  
TWO FOXES!

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2017-10-05 07:03:24 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 600x450]
Coyote, not fox (and it survived).


The things you have to do to hitch a ride across town when you're broke.
 
2017-10-05 09:11:11 PM  

I Ate Shergar: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Seems like a perfect opportunity for a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-themed joke, but I'm unable to think of one. Dammit.

Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. A great big floating thing, it needs a big floaty name like... big... float... bigfloat... biloat... boat! That's it! That's a good name - boat!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?


Yah, thanks for that.

...i think.
 
2017-10-05 10:53:54 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Seems like a perfect opportunity for a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-themed joke, but I'm unable to think of one. Dammit.


The bowl of petunias would have done less damage.
 
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