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(USA Today)   Tom Petty's death is under investigation as it is somewhat mysterious and unexplained   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Death, rocker Tom Petty, coroner spokesman Ed, Smoking, Nicotine, UCLA Medical Center, Clinical death, Bob Dylan  
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2017-10-05 12:08:54 AM  
13 votes:

Prey4reign: I always thought he wouldn't back down.


As I said before, I suspect that one of his friends stood him up once he reached the gates of Hell.

On the other hand, maybe we will we learn that he was secretly broke and that he did not want to have to live like a refugee. Having a breakdown when free fallin' in that way can be difficult, and you don't know how it feels until it happens to you. You feel as though you have no navigator to guide your way home.

Regardless, the matter is academic as he will not be comin' round here no more.

/Maybe I had too much to drink.
2017-10-05 05:36:25 AM  
9 votes:

paulseta: Guess you could say this Cuts Like A Knife.
The investigation will be Waking Up The Neighbors.
/Run To You.


Wrong guy. You're thinking of Ryan Adams, whose debut album was Heartbreaker, and from which Tom Petty got the name for his band, The Heartbreakers.
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2017-10-05 12:01:57 AM  
9 votes:

RJReves: I am going to go out on a limb here. I speculate that he died because his heart stopped operating.


I see m to recall him telling somebody to stop dragging it around.
2017-10-05 09:48:23 AM  
7 votes:
I find all these puns to be rather petty...
2017-10-05 09:28:42 AM  
3 votes:
Has anyone made any cony lyric references yet? That would be cool
2017-10-05 06:26:08 AM  
3 votes:

Therion: RJReves: I am going to go out on a limb here. I speculate that he died because his heart stopped operating.

Mario Puzo? Is this you?


Who you calling puto, essay?
2017-10-05 05:34:57 AM  
3 votes:

Summoner101: RJReves: I am going to go out on a limb here. I speculate that he died because his heart stopped operating.

Some say it was due to a heart breaker


Stop dragging his heart around
2017-10-05 12:15:12 AM  
3 votes:
There was a second heart.
2017-10-04 10:30:44 PM  
3 votes:
I always thought he wouldn't back down.
2017-10-05 11:06:05 AM  
2 votes:
simply unimaginable that a rock star who was a smoker in his 60s would just drop dead like that.

I'd wager Hillary Clinton had something to do with this.  She's been very quiet about it.
2017-10-05 09:11:36 AM  
2 votes:
He's gonna listen to his heart
It's gonna tell him what to do
He might need a triple bypass
But he don't need you
2017-10-05 05:19:06 AM  
2 votes:

Dimensio: Prey4reign: I always thought he wouldn't back down.

As I said before, I suspect that one of his friends stood him up once he reached the gates of Hell.

On the other hand, maybe we will we learn that he was secretly broke and that he did not want to have to live like a refugee. Having a breakdown when free fallin' in that way can be difficult, and you don't know how it feels until it happens to you. You feel as though you have no navigator to guide your way home.

Regardless, the matter is academic as he will not be comin' round here no more.

/Maybe I had too much to drink.



I've read Stop Arresting Me
Stop Arresting me was a favorite of mine
You sir are no Stop Arresting Me

/funnied though
//SAM was an all time great
2017-10-05 02:00:06 AM  
2 votes:
Guess you could say this Cuts Like A Knife.
The investigation will be Waking Up The Neighbors.
/Run To You.
2017-10-05 01:19:24 AM  
2 votes:

RJReves: I am going to go out on a limb here. I speculate that he died because his heart stopped operating.


Mario Puzo? Is this you?
2017-10-05 01:12:25 AM  
2 votes:
So the investigation is wide open?
2017-10-05 12:25:47 AM  
2 votes:
mmm, yes, very mysterious.
2017-10-05 08:58:29 AM  
1 vote:
so they're working on a mystery and going wherever it leads?
2017-10-05 05:27:01 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: I am going to go out on a limb here. I speculate that he died because his heart stopped operating.


Some say it was due to a heart breaker
2017-10-05 03:57:08 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: I am going to go out on a limb here. I speculate that he died because his heart stopped operating.


Like a mayo cardiac infraction? With BLT?
2017-10-05 03:18:06 AM  
1 vote:
An old guy with 50 years of heavy smoking incurs heart problems?

Impossible

There must be foul play.
 
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