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(Missoulian)   Man arrested for public intoxication claims he traveled back in time to warn the Earth of alien invasion. No word if he brought his own weapons   ( missoulian.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Casper reports, Time, James Horner, time travel, aliens, man, police  
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2017-10-05 12:10:28 AM  
Give him a break, he's only done this once.
 
2017-10-05 01:15:56 AM  
I like the idea that you have to get insanely drunk before the aliens will let you time travel.
 
2017-10-05 01:46:36 AM  

Tanqueray: I like the idea that you have to get insanely drunk before the aliens will let you time travel.


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2017-10-05 01:54:43 AM  
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2017-10-05 01:58:26 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x238]


"Is that mud everywhere? No....*sigh* it's shiat. "
 
2017-10-05 01:59:20 AM  
Well if he's looking for a phased plasma rifle, I'd suggest one in the 40 watt range.
 
2017-10-05 02:00:39 AM  
when my dad would get drunk - and that was quite frequent - he would claim to be from another planet, and that he had a small ship which he could use to go to other planets. he did this for so long a few guys at the VFW and the American Legion half believed him.
 
2017-10-05 02:04:13 AM  
Please.  Bring on the aliens.  Alien overlords sound like a good idea after the last 9 months.

/voted for Kodos
 
2017-10-05 02:16:27 AM  
John "tipsy" Titor strikes again...
 
2017-10-05 03:29:09 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Give him a break, he's only done this once.


"It's eternity in there..."
 
2017-10-05 03:33:11 AM  
Ah jeez, a year early? It's always that last drink.
 
2017-10-05 04:04:26 AM  
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2017-10-05 05:21:06 AM  
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"Traveled back in time, to warn about aliens?"
 
2017-10-05 06:41:12 AM  

bughunter: Please.  Bring on the aliens.  Alien overlords sound like a good idea after the last 9 months.

/voted for Kodos


Kudos for Kodos?
 
2017-10-05 07:00:34 AM  
Biatchin' Camaro and matching haircut not included.
 
2017-10-05 07:24:58 AM  
He's from Casper? Why not warn about ghosts?
 
2017-10-05 07:25:09 AM  
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2017-10-05 07:25:52 AM  

kdawg7736: He's from Casper? Why not warn about ghosts?


Because they, unlike the aliens, are friendly.
 
2017-10-05 07:33:12 AM  
Repeat from next week.
 
2017-10-05 07:33:24 AM  
Well there you go.  Proof that God exists and he loves us.  For a year now people have been praying for a giant meteorite or an alien invasion.  Now they will get the one that causes less damage to the planet.
 
2017-10-05 07:58:25 AM  

kdawg7736: He's from Casper? Why not warn about ghosts?


Because Casper is the a Friendly Ghost.

Also, why would aliens invade Casper, Wyoming? Why not New York City or Paris, France or London, England?

Also everybody knows Wyoming doesn't exist.
 
2017-10-05 08:13:04 AM  
And has absolutely no evidence to back up his story?   Sounds like the next guest on Coast to Coast AM.
 
2017-10-05 08:40:04 AM  
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2017-10-05 08:42:06 AM  

47 is the new 42: kdawg7736: He's from Casper? Why not warn about ghosts?

Because Casper is the a Friendly Ghost.

Also, why would aliens invade Casper, Wyoming? Why not New York City or Paris, France or London, England?

Also everybody knows Wyoming doesn't exist.


Lots of cows nearby. Aliens use the cow blood for the nutrients for their vats. They absorb the vitamins and minerals through their skin. The sex organs are used for genetic experiments. The rest of the cow is used for practicing cattle mutilation techniques so they don't get too rusty and make it look like animals or Satanists did it. Got to keep the nut jobs busy with their theories.
Aliens have a reputation to protect.
 
2017-10-05 09:07:46 AM  
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2017-10-05 09:08:35 AM  

47 is the new 42: kdawg7736: He's from Casper? Why not warn about ghosts?

Because Casper is the a Friendly Ghost.

Also, why would aliens invade Casper, Wyoming? Why not New York City or Paris, France or London, England?

Also everybody knows Wyoming doesn't exist.


Because those cities are expensive and full of tourists.
 
2017-10-05 10:49:01 AM  
Still more plausible than flat earth.
 
2017-10-05 12:08:27 PM  

Noah_Tall: Well there you go.  Proof that God exists and he loves us.  For a year now people have been praying for a giant meteorite or an alien invasion.  Now they will get the one that causes less damage to the planet.



You have a stunning lack of imagination. To assist you with understanding what I mean, here is a couple of helpful quotes from a book written by a man with a LOT of imaginative capability:

" People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."

"There's no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now. ... What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light years away, you know. I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams."
 
2017-10-05 04:07:04 PM  

MythDragon: Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x238]

"Is that mud everywhere? No....*sigh* it's shiat. "


Noob noob can take care of it.
 
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