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(LA Times)   You can never have enough Rice at a wedding   ( latimes.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Jerry Rice, National Football League, three-time Super Bowl, Pro Football Hall, hall-of-fame wedding crasher, Super Bowl, thoroughly entertaining article, writer Kevin Clark  
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2017-10-04 10:47:03 PM  
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2017-10-05 12:06:08 AM  
One afternoon, the ex came home with rice in her hair.
I said "Been to a wedding?"
She said "Nah... I was blowing a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."

/Try the veal
 
2017-10-05 12:17:20 AM  

bearded clamorer: One afternoon, the ex came home with rice in her hair.
I said "Been to a wedding?"
She said "Nah... I was blowing a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."

/Try the veal


that's not even a bad joke, that's just...ick.
 
2017-10-05 12:33:21 AM  
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My grandparents lived down the street from Jerry's house in Atherton and when we drove by I would always look to see if I could catch a glimpse of the greatest WR of all time.  No such luck though.
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2017-10-05 12:39:14 AM  
Who would want that cheater at their wedding?
 
2017-10-05 12:44:16 AM  

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My grandparents lived down the street from Jerry's house in Atherton and when we drove by I would always look to see if I could catch a glimpse of the greatest WR of all time.  No such luck though.
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Why would Randy Moss be hanging around Jerry's house?
 
2017-10-05 12:56:59 AM  

dark brew: VisualiseThis: <csb>
My grandparents lived down the street from Jerry's house in Atherton and when we drove by I would always look to see if I could catch a glimpse of the greatest WR of all time.  No such luck though.
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Why would Randy Moss be hanging around Jerry's house?


Someone has to do Jerry's laundry and polish his super bowl rings.
 
2017-10-05 03:15:14 AM  
Bastard didn't show up to my wedding :( Probably because it was in Seattle.

/He is the one and only GOAT.
//Being a Niners fan in Seattle is kinda difficult sometimes.
 
2017-10-05 07:01:28 AM  
That motor boating son of a biatch...
 
2017-10-05 08:00:18 AM  
"The best was when my mother-in-law was kissing Jerry Rice," she said. "My husband went over to his dad and said, 'Dad, mom is kissing Jerry Rice,' and his dad just nodded and said, 'It's OK.'"

As a kid who loved the Niners, that's awesome.
 
2017-10-05 11:04:03 AM  
Or on your boat.

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2017-10-05 12:15:51 PM  
one of the very, very few athletes i've ever seen live in person where i thought to myself, "i am gonna be able to tell my kids that one day, i saw with my own dos ojos, one of the all time, allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll time greats, play."

Randy Johnson
Jerry Rice
Brady
Kareem, Magic, Worthy
Favre
Griffey Jr
Jeter
LT
Shaq
 
2017-10-05 03:54:43 PM  

djslowdive: Bastard didn't show up to my wedding :( Probably because it was in Seattle.

/He is the one and only GOAT.
//Being a Niners fan in Seattle is kinda difficult sometimes.


Once he admitted to using stickum, he gets the *.
 
2017-10-05 09:43:04 PM  
I always liked him because he didn't do the shuck & jive dance routine after every touchdown,
/he could have
 
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