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(Daily Mail)   OJ's lawyer to Simpson after Las Vegas massacre: "I hope nobody tries to pin any of this on you." Wow, class act, counselor   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-10-04 03:51:40 PM  
Yeah, only a crazy person would ever bring OJ into the discussion.
 
2017-10-04 04:01:51 PM  
Yeah... and here comes Alex...
 
2017-10-04 04:05:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah... and here comes Alex...


Hey, where are his kids?  Oh, that's right.
 
2017-10-04 06:21:44 PM  
He does it a different way, just as his email address shows: O.J.//\Esc
 
2017-10-04 06:23:52 PM  
How.....Trumpian.
 
2017-10-04 06:26:07 PM  
Did you not see all the memes?  How can you not respond to that?
 
2017-10-04 06:27:09 PM  
Now that's some slashing wit. Maybe OJ will cut his
Fee. Damn lawyer's just gonna bleed him dry.
See? It's ok when we make jokes. For shame.
 
2017-10-04 06:27:43 PM  
A lot of you are too young to remember, but they faked evidence, and brought in someone else's glove and pretended it was OJ's. Even had blood on it and everything. OJ actually put on that bloody glove in court and showed them that it wouldn't fit his large hands. Personally, I was quite surprised, because I wouldn't put any nasty biohazard glove on my hand. But I guess if you want truth hard enough, it's out there...

So, yeah, the man's paranoid about evidence being faked, and he was in Nevada at the time. He has a lot of flaws but you can't blame him for being paranoid.
 
2017-10-04 06:34:18 PM  
Because our government neverrrrr does shiat like this right
 
2017-10-04 06:35:05 PM  
Are people not allowed to make jokes anymore?  Horrible tragedy, but come on.  It's not the time to talk about gun control, not time for telling jokes.  I guess I should just put on a Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial loop and sulk for a week or so.
 
2017-10-04 06:35:59 PM  

ZeroPly: A lot of you are too young to remember, but they faked evidence, and brought in someone else's glove and pretended it was OJ's. Even had blood on it and everything. OJ actually put on that bloody glove in court and showed them that it wouldn't fit his large hands. Personally, I was quite surprised, because I wouldn't put any nasty biohazard glove on my hand. But I guess if you want truth hard enough, it's out there...

So, yeah, the man's paranoid about evidence being faked, and he was in Nevada at the time. He has a lot of flaws but you can't blame him for being paranoid.


There was a lot wrong in that trial, but the glove having gotten soaked with blood made it shrink.
 
2017-10-04 06:36:11 PM  

sirrerun: Yeah, only a crazy person would ever bring OJ into the discussion.


I dunno, I think it would be the real killer who never brings it up
 
2017-10-04 06:36:13 PM  
Do you think he plans on writing a book about how he would have done it?
 
2017-10-04 06:37:14 PM  
I have to admit, when I first heard about the Vegas shootings I immediately thought OJ might be the culprit
 
2017-10-04 06:37:15 PM  
I'm shocked that some nutter didn't blame Nessie
 
2017-10-04 06:37:55 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Do you think he plans on writing a book about how he would have done it?


I thought he did do that, or is that the joke??
 
2017-10-04 06:42:31 PM  
When OJ goes I hope they examine his brain. I'm not saying brain damage from football concussions might excuse the two murders but it might explain a lot.
 
2017-10-04 06:45:39 PM  
Allegedly he's moving about 2 miles away from where I currently live so I got that going for me which is nice?
 
2017-10-04 06:45:54 PM  
Why did he ask that?  Was a waiter killed?
 
2017-10-04 06:46:21 PM  

Tannhauser: Allegedly he's moving about 2 miles away from where I currently live so I got that going for me which is nice?


As long as you are not a waiter you should be safe.
 
2017-10-04 06:47:35 PM  

lindalouwho: ZeroPly: A lot of you are too young to remember, but they faked evidence, and brought in someone else's glove and pretended it was OJ's. Even had blood on it and everything. OJ actually put on that bloody glove in court and showed them that it wouldn't fit his large hands. Personally, I was quite surprised, because I wouldn't put any nasty biohazard glove on my hand. But I guess if you want truth hard enough, it's out there...

So, yeah, the man's paranoid about evidence being faked, and he was in Nevada at the time. He has a lot of flaws but you can't blame him for being paranoid.

There was a lot wrong in that trial, but the glove having gotten soaked with blood made it shrink.


I was being facetious, but that glove is the one thing I remember from that trial. Prosecutors should have purchased 100 of the same model and conducted experiments just to prove beyond a doubt that "shrinkage happens". It came across as the prosecutors saying "oh, there must be an explanation, just disregard that part and find him guilty anyway".

I was in my mid 20's back then. That's when I really understood the importance of money if you're ever accused of a crime in the US.
 
2017-10-04 06:47:37 PM  

ZeroPly: A lot of you are too young to remember, but they faked evidence, and brought in someone else's glove and pretended it was OJ's. Even had blood on it and everything. OJ actually put on that bloody glove in court and showed them that it wouldn't fit his large hands. Personally, I was quite surprised, because I wouldn't put any nasty biohazard glove on my hand. But I guess if you want truth hard enough, it's out there...

So, yeah, the man's paranoid about evidence being faked, and he was in Nevada at the time. He has a lot of flaws but you can't blame him for being paranoid.


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Bob, take this bag.  Don't look inside.  Lose it.  Reactivate your law license so OJ can hire you.
 
2017-10-04 06:48:56 PM  

Mock26: Tannhauser: Allegedly he's moving about 2 miles away from where I currently live so I got that going for me which is nice?

As long as you are not a waiter you should be safe.


Or a cokehead blonde.
 
2017-10-04 06:51:42 PM  
Pretty sure OJ is done with Vegas hotel rooms.
 
2017-10-04 06:51:58 PM  

Tannhauser: Allegedly he's moving about 2 miles away from where I currently live so I got that going for me which is nice?


Do you need a new car? How hard do you think it would be to find a early 90's Ford Bronco?
 
2017-10-04 06:52:12 PM  

ZeroPly: lindalouwho: ZeroPly: A lot of you are too young to remember, but they faked evidence, and brought in someone else's glove and pretended it was OJ's. Even had blood on it and everything. OJ actually put on that bloody glove in court and showed them that it wouldn't fit his large hands. Personally, I was quite surprised, because I wouldn't put any nasty biohazard glove on my hand. But I guess if you want truth hard enough, it's out there...

So, yeah, the man's paranoid about evidence being faked, and he was in Nevada at the time. He has a lot of flaws but you can't blame him for being paranoid.

There was a lot wrong in that trial, but the glove having gotten soaked with blood made it shrink.

I was being facetious, but that glove is the one thing I remember from that trial. Prosecutors should have purchased 100 of the same model and conducted experiments just to prove beyond a doubt that "shrinkage happens". It came across as the prosecutors saying "oh, there must be an explanation, just disregard that part and find him guilty anyway".

I was in my mid 20's back then. That's when I really understood the importance of money if you're ever accused of a crime in the US.


That's what's nice about the US, it's more about the money you have instead of the color of your skin. You may be born black, but if you make the money it doesn't matter
 
2017-10-04 06:52:58 PM  

ZeroPly: I was being facetious, but that glove is the one thing I remember from that trial. Prosecutors should have purchased 100 of the same model and conducted experiments just to prove beyond a doubt that "shrinkage happens". It came across as the prosecutors saying "oh, there must be an explanation, just disregard that part and find him guilty anyway".


I watched nearly all of the trial for work, saw the unedited courtroom feeds with gruesome pics of the bodies, etc.  The cops DID plant evidence, but I'm pretty sure OJ did it.  The problem, as I see it, is the police tried to frame a guilty person, and in doing so made all of the evidence questionable.
 
2017-10-04 06:53:51 PM  

uber humper: Voiceofreason01: Do you think he plans on writing a book about how he would have done it?

I thought he did do that, or is that the joke??


I meant a book about the Vegas shooting, not the time he murdered his wife.
 
2017-10-04 06:55:05 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Pretty sure OJ is done with Vegas hotel rooms.


OJ is a seriously narcissistic asshole. He isn't done with Vegas by a long shot. I give him a year on the outside.
 
2017-10-04 06:59:16 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Tannhauser: Allegedly he's moving about 2 miles away from where I currently live so I got that going for me which is nice?

Do you need a new car? How hard do you think it would be to find a early 90's Ford Bronco?


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2017-10-04 07:02:28 PM  

ZeroPly: "shrinkage happens"

oh, there must be an explanation, just disregard that part


HE WAS IN THE POOL!!
 
2017-10-04 07:02:45 PM  
Jason Simpson did it.
 
2017-10-04 07:05:37 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Are people not allowed to make jokes anymore?  Horrible tragedy, but come on.  It's not the time to talk about gun control, not time for telling jokes.  I guess I should just put on a Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial loop and sulk for a week or so.


In my county, the police shot a pregnant woman in the stomach with an AR15 and, in a different town, a dog in a van while it's owner was eating breakfast at a coffee shop.

Guess which death made the national news...
 
2017-10-04 07:07:37 PM  

rcain: I have to admit, when I first heard about the Vegas shootings I immediately thought OJ might be the culprit


He just wanted his football cards.
 
2017-10-04 07:10:43 PM  

lindalouwho: ZeroPly: "shrinkage happens"

oh, there must be an explanation, just disregard that part

HE WAS IN THE POOL!!


It's scary what a bunch of people who remember the 90's can accomplish, when they wind up in the same Fark thread....
 
2017-10-04 07:12:01 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: When OJ goes I hope they examine his brain. I'm not saying brain damage from football concussions might excuse the two murders but it might explain a lot.


The problem with OJ's murder prosecution was that the cops wanted him convicted so bad they were willing to tell baldface lies to a jury that was unwilling to excuse it.  The exact same thing happened in the Casey Anthony case.
 
2017-10-04 07:12:11 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Jeebus Saves: Are people not allowed to make jokes anymore?  Horrible tragedy, but come on.  It's not the time to talk about gun control, not time for telling jokes.  I guess I should just put on a Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial loop and sulk for a week or so.

In my county, the police shot a pregnant woman in the stomach with an AR15 and, in a different town, a dog in a van while it's owner was eating breakfast at a coffee shop.

Guess which death made the national news...


I'll take the pregnant woman was black for $200, Alex
 
2017-10-04 07:14:47 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Jeebus Saves: Are people not allowed to make jokes anymore?  Horrible tragedy, but come on.  It's not the time to talk about gun control, not time for telling jokes.  I guess I should just put on a Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial loop and sulk for a week or so.

In my county, the police shot a pregnant woman in the stomach with an AR15 and, in a different town, a dog in a van while it's owner was eating breakfast at a coffee shop.

Guess which death made the national news...


Depends. What color was the woman?  What kind of dog?

ZeroPly: lindalouwho: ZeroPly: "shrinkage happens"

oh, there must be an explanation, just disregard that part

HE WAS IN THE POOL!!


I find it incredibly hard to believe someone as steeped in nut knowledge as Elaine was not aware of shrinkage.
 
2017-10-04 07:17:05 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: When OJ goes I hope they examine his brain. I'm not saying brain damage from football concussions might excuse the two murders but it might explain a lot.

The problem with OJ's murder prosecution was that the cops wanted him convicted so bad they were willing to tell baldface lies to a jury that was unwilling to excuse it.  The exact same thing happened in the Casey Anthony case.


The Casey Anthony trial was even worse, they had nothing and didn't do shiat to prove it. At least with OJ there was a major police force and DA making foolish mistakes while at least trying to do their jobs.

Casey Anthony was just Florida being Florida.
 
2017-10-04 07:19:04 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Tannhauser: Allegedly he's moving about 2 miles away from where I currently live so I got that going for me which is nice?

Do you need a new car? How hard do you think it would be to find a early 90's Ford Bronco?


Ford dropped the Bronco to get out from under the OJ thing. You'll be wanting the Ford Escape.

Was funnier on AD
 
2017-10-04 07:20:53 PM  

mjbok: backhand.slap.of.reason: Jeebus Saves: Are people not allowed to make jokes anymore?  Horrible tragedy, but come on.  It's not the time to talk about gun control, not time for telling jokes.  I guess I should just put on a Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial loop and sulk for a week or so.

In my county, the police shot a pregnant woman in the stomach with an AR15 and, in a different town, a dog in a van while it's owner was eating breakfast at a coffee shop.

Guess which death made the national news...

Depends. What color was the woman?  What kind of dog?

ZeroPly: lindalouwho: ZeroPly: "shrinkage happens"

oh, there must be an explanation, just disregard that part

HE WAS IN THE POOL!!

I find it incredibly hard to believe someone as steeped in nut knowledge as Elaine was not aware of shrinkage.


It's not like she got to go to the Hamptons or swim in pools much, at all.

You know I'm bored if you see me defending a fictional character ;)
 
2017-10-04 07:23:33 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Voiceofreason01: Tannhauser: Allegedly he's moving about 2 miles away from where I currently live so I got that going for me which is nice?

Do you need a new car? How hard do you think it would be to find a early 90's Ford Bronco?

Ford dropped the Bronco to get out from under the OJ thing. You'll be wanting the Ford Escape.

Was funnier on AD


The Bronco is coming back to the US in 2020, some countries are getting it in 2019.
 
2017-10-04 07:29:30 PM  

Travis_Bickle: backhand.slap.of.reason: Jeebus Saves: Are people not allowed to make jokes anymore?  Horrible tragedy, but come on.  It's not the time to talk about gun control, not time for telling jokes.  I guess I should just put on a Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial loop and sulk for a week or so.

In my county, the police shot a pregnant woman in the stomach with an AR15 and, in a different town, a dog in a van while it's owner was eating breakfast at a coffee shop.

Guess which death made the national news...

I'll take the pregnant woman was black for $200, Alex


Nah, I live in North Idaho.  The woman had a small pocket knife and was seeking a psychiatric admission to the hospital.  The officer shot her almost immediately after getting out of the car from a distance of 15 feet.  She did not advance.  The police investigated themselves and cleared themselves of all wrongdoing.

Makes you wonder whose baby it was...
 
2017-10-04 07:34:45 PM  
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Oh, and it's just a coincidence that the shooter was on the 32nd floor.

/Sarc!
 
2017-10-04 07:37:03 PM  

rcain: I have to admit, when I first heard about the Vegas shootings I immediately thought OJ might be the culprit


Nah.  I think he's more of a one-woman kind of killer.
 
2017-10-04 07:44:28 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Travis_Bickle: backhand.slap.of.reason: Jeebus Saves: Are people not allowed to make jokes anymore?  Horrible tragedy, but come on.  It's not the time to talk about gun control, not time for telling jokes.  I guess I should just put on a Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial loop and sulk for a week or so.

In my county, the police shot a pregnant woman in the stomach with an AR15 and, in a different town, a dog in a van while it's owner was eating breakfast at a coffee shop.

Guess which death made the national news...

I'll take the pregnant woman was black for $200, Alex

Nah, I live in North Idaho.  The woman had a small pocket knife and was seeking a psychiatric admission to the hospital.  The officer shot her almost immediately after getting out of the car from a distance of 15 feet.  She did not advance.  The police investigated themselves and cleared themselves of all wrongdoing.

Makes you wonder whose baby it was...


Sisterfarking crackers was my next choice.

Why the hell do you live there? Sounds like the only sign of success is that you can escape.
 
2017-10-04 07:50:03 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah... and here comes Alex...

03. Die Toten Hosen - Hier kommt Alex 1988
Youtube _e5ZALIOe-s
 
2017-10-04 07:50:16 PM  

lindalouwho: mjbok: backhand.slap.of.reason: Jeebus Saves: Are people not allowed to make jokes anymore?  Horrible tragedy, but come on.  It's not the time to talk about gun control, not time for telling jokes.  I guess I should just put on a Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial loop and sulk for a week or so.

In my county, the police shot a pregnant woman in the stomach with an AR15 and, in a different town, a dog in a van while it's owner was eating breakfast at a coffee shop.

Guess which death made the national news...

Depends. What color was the woman?  What kind of dog?

ZeroPly: lindalouwho: ZeroPly: "shrinkage happens"

oh, there must be an explanation, just disregard that part

HE WAS IN THE POOL!!

I find it incredibly hard to believe someone as steeped in nut knowledge as Elaine was not aware of shrinkage.

It's not like she got to go to the Hamptons or swim in pools much, at all.

You know I'm bored if you see me defending a fictional character ;)


It also wasn't Elaine, it was one of Jerry's  one episode girlfriends that usually ended up in the landfill.

Wait no, she didn't get rolled up in a tarp like the rest. She ended up on Deep Space Nine.

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2017-10-04 07:52:17 PM  

Tannhauser: Allegedly he's moving about 2 miles away from where I currently live so I got that going for me which is nice?


Don't date any of his exes and you should be fine.
 
2017-10-04 07:56:01 PM  
Taking the gloves off now, I see.
 
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