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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Advertisers might pull away from networks that grant OJ interview. Revenue could be replaced with infomercials for Ginsu knives, Grill Glove and Oxy-Clean   ( hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, O. J. Simpson, Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Lovelock Correctional Center, Goldman families. California, Simpson interview, TV news veteran, news division standards  
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2017-10-04 02:36:12 PM  
What network is looking for an interview with OJ? What's he going to say that hasn't been covered a thousand times?

"Hey, Juice, did you cellmates find the real killers anywhere in your corn chute?"
 
2017-10-04 06:33:56 PM  
If you want good TV ratings involving OJ you need one of these involved:

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2017-10-04 09:41:02 PM  
What about Spotify?

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2017-10-04 09:50:41 PM  
"Nothing can get in the way of my 'Head and Shoulders.'"

OJ: "Here, hold my beer."
 
2017-10-04 10:17:29 PM  
Sounds like his first appearance might have to be a Reddit AMA.
 
2017-10-04 10:40:05 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: What network is looking for an interview with OJ? What's he going to say that hasn't been covered a thousand times?
"Hey, Juice, did you cellmates find the real killers anywhere in your corn chute?"


"If I did do it, it must have been because I loved her very much."

Supposedly Simpson said this in an European interview. I have looked in vain for some confirmation of it.
 
2017-10-04 10:45:09 PM  

cryinoutloud: Mr. Coffee Nerves: What network is looking for an interview with OJ? What's he going to say that hasn't been covered a thousand times?
"Hey, Juice, did you cellmates find the real killers anywhere in your corn chute?"

"If I did do it, it must have been because I loved her very much."

Supposedly Simpson said this in an European interview. I have looked in vain for some confirmation of it.


"If I Did It" is readily available online:

https://archive.org/details/OJSimpsonIfIDidIt

And it's weird and clearly self-serving and almost certainly biased as all hell, but sort of interesting.
 
2017-10-04 10:54:24 PM  
Subby, that kind of thing Hertz their bottom line.
 
2017-10-04 11:30:27 PM  
Oxy Clean is actually an effective product.
 
2017-10-04 11:41:39 PM  

cryinoutloud: Mr. Coffee Nerves: What network is looking for an interview with OJ? What's he going to say that hasn't been covered a thousand times?
"Hey, Juice, did you cellmates find the real killers anywhere in your corn chute?"

"If I did do it, it must have been because I loved her very much."

Supposedly Simpson said this in an European interview. I have looked in vain for some confirmation of it.


it literally took 20 seconds to find it.  http://articles.latimes.com/1998/jan/17/news/mn-9193
 
2017-10-04 11:45:59 PM  

Kittypie070: Oxy Clean is actually an effective product.


it is, def gets pit stains out for sure.
 
2017-10-05 12:15:45 AM  
As someone familiar with direct response marketing, fark yeah they would buy that cheap time.
 
2017-10-05 12:26:19 AM  
What about Pez candy products?
 
2017-10-05 01:21:40 AM  
Ford is bringing the Bronco back in a couple of years. A few commercials throughout the interview would be a perfect way for them to announce it.
 
2017-10-05 08:56:32 AM  
A full hour of Ron Popeil product pitches?  Awesome.
 
2017-10-05 01:02:38 PM  
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2017-10-05 07:08:00 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: What network is looking for an interview with OJ? What's he going to say that hasn't been covered a thousand times?

"Hey, Juice, did you cellmates find the real killers anywhere in your corn chute?"


I heard an interview with Ezra Edelman, the director of the absolutely spectacular documentary "OJ: Made in America" (seriously, stop reading this and go watch it), and at one point he was asked if he thought about interviewing OJ Simpson, and he said he considered it, even writing OJ in prison, but eventually he realized exactly what you say there: OJ Simpson would have absolutely nothing new to say about this, and whatever he said would be completely self-serving and offer no illumination to this story at all.

That's how I would feel about an interview with him now.  Just go away, OJ.  I'm not offended or bothered that he's out - he probably got way too harsh a sentence, and that was completely a make-up for him not going to prison over the murders he committed, and that's not what the justice system is supposed to do.  But I don't want to ever see him anywhere again.
 
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