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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Woman has 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump. Just needs to have half her brain removed to be a perfect match   ( star-telegram.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Plastic surgery, Lady Melania Trump, mom Claudia Sierra, nose job revision, Sierra's Facebook, Breast, Melania look, Facebook Live video  
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2017-10-04 01:54:37 PM  
11 votes:
Headline: wants to look like the perfect woman.

Story: nothing about Rosario Dawson.
2017-10-04 01:40:50 PM  
9 votes:
Donny might sleep with her if she got the surgeries to look like Ivanka.
2017-10-04 01:37:01 PM  
9 votes:
I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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2017-10-04 03:44:18 PM  
4 votes:
I thinl i see what is wrong. She needs a bigger asshole nearby to complete the look
2017-10-04 02:11:34 PM  
4 votes:
Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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2017-10-04 02:50:45 PM  
3 votes:
Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.
2017-10-04 01:06:40 PM  
3 votes:
That's what I'd call....

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...a shoddy double.
2017-10-04 12:33:55 PM  
3 votes:
Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?

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2017-10-04 04:29:22 PM  
2 votes:

wichitaleaf: I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.


But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana.
2017-10-04 03:43:21 PM  
2 votes:

theflatline: Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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Melania had surgery in both of those pics

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"Hey Joe, you go to America? Take me with! Then I dump you and marry fat retard billionaire! Only thing could ruin perfect future is fat douche win President and make me touch sweaty wind victims, but what chance that, ha ha!"
2017-10-04 03:30:40 PM  
2 votes:
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2017-10-04 03:09:58 PM  
2 votes:
Even with half a brain, still smarter than Trollmitter and most of Fark leftists... by a long shot.

Don't you guys have something you need to go ban or something?
2017-10-04 02:01:23 PM  
2 votes:
Plastic surgeon Dr. Franklin Rose outlines a plan of surgeries for his patient to receive so that she can look more like First Last Melania Trump. Dr. Franklin Rose

So now they're claiming she's the alpha and omega of something?
2017-10-04 01:59:49 PM  
2 votes:
MEMO to this woman: If you indeed did turn out to look just like Melania, don't be surprised to black out one day and then wake up to find yourself underneath Donald Trump.
2017-10-05 11:59:52 AM  
1 vote:

Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.


Some time ago I made a joke about Melania and it was deleted and I got a 3 hour ban for  misogyny.
The SJW mod must off today. Probably out picking up some vape juice and beard oil.
2017-10-05 09:22:12 AM  
1 vote:

Slypork: I don't remember women going under the knife to look like this one:
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/That's a lady who loves a pearl necklace


mffff.....HORK!
2017-10-04 07:36:29 PM  
1 vote:

WilderKWight: Just... Why? Melania is ugly.


If theflatline's photos are any indication, Melania was already attractive before she had that surgery.

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2017-10-04 06:51:18 PM  
1 vote:
A pack of Rit dye, add 30 pounds, a couple baseball bat smacks to the face, and remove the whole brain and you'd have a good Michelle Obama.
2017-10-04 03:11:23 PM  
1 vote:

idrow: It's all to emulate the First Lady, whom Sierra, 42, calls "the perfect woman"

So the perfect woman is a gold digging trophy whore with a constant 'I smell shiat' look on her face?

You think my sister is the perfect woman? You better talk to her two ex-husbands.

T.rex: what i did was no less valid than what this thread attempts to do, disparage people for attempting to look like the wife of a presidential candidate.

I don't remember women going under the knife to look like this one:
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2017-10-04 03:05:34 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like Melania and Kenny Rogers went to the same surgeon.
2017-10-04 02:59:35 PM  
1 vote:

idrow: It's all to emulate the First Lady, whom Sierra, 42, calls "the perfect woman"

So the perfect woman is a gold digging trophy whore with a constant 'I smell shiat' look on her face?  They should be forcing her into a 72 hour psyche eval instead of accommodating her illness.


Your hatred for the first lady is not a good look for you. Maybe surgery?
2017-10-04 02:54:43 PM  
1 vote:
It's all to emulate the First Lady, whom Sierra, 42, calls "the perfect woman"

So the perfect woman is a gold digging trophy whore with a constant 'I smell shiat' look on her face?  They should be forcing her into a 72 hour psyche eval instead of accommodating her illness.
2017-10-04 02:20:52 PM  
1 vote:

theflatline: Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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Melania had surgery in both of those pics

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Where did those pictures come from?  The 1960's Gentleman's Guide to mail order brides.
2017-10-04 02:14:56 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like she's going to need at least 8 more.

And try to develop her accent too.
2017-10-04 02:03:32 PM  
1 vote:

APO_Buddha: Donny might sleep with her if she got the surgeries to look like Ivanka.


And similar to what I posted above, Ivanka apparently also got the surgeries to look like Ivanka:

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2017-10-04 02:00:52 PM  
1 vote:
Squinty eyes included?
2017-10-04 01:56:24 PM  
1 vote:

mcmnky: Headline: wants to look like the perfect woman.

Story: nothing about Rosario DawsonRosanne Barr.

2017-10-04 01:55:05 PM  
1 vote:
She should be arrested for identity theft the minute after she wakes up from her mutilation....I mean "surgery".
 
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