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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Woman has 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump. Just needs to have half her brain removed to be a perfect match   ( star-telegram.com) divider line
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2017-10-04 02:18:09 PM  
12 votes:

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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You're doing a "b-b-b-b-b-but Obama" thing about this?!?  Get help.
2017-10-04 01:37:01 PM  
10 votes:
I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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2017-10-04 12:50:47 PM  
9 votes:
I really don't think she had much of a brain to start with if she had that many surgeries to look like someone else.
2017-10-04 02:50:32 PM  
6 votes:

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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I'm not sure who's more pathetic: you or the woman in the article.
2017-10-04 04:06:31 PM  
5 votes:
I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.
2017-10-04 02:50:45 PM  
5 votes:
Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.
2017-10-04 02:38:03 PM  
5 votes:

Cyberluddite: T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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You're doing a "b-b-b-b-b-but Obama" thing about this?!?  Get help.


what i did was no less valid than what this thread attempts to do, disparage people for attempting to look like the wife of a presidential candidate.   I don't care about this issue one way or the other, other than to bring a double-standard to light.    I LIKE Obama and his wife... but that doesn't mean i'm not going to throw salt into this silly thread.
2017-10-04 02:11:34 PM  
5 votes:
Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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2017-10-04 03:42:24 PM  
4 votes:

Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.


I learned it from the President.
2017-10-04 03:09:58 PM  
4 votes:
Even with half a brain, still smarter than Trollmitter and most of Fark leftists... by a long shot.

Don't you guys have something you need to go ban or something?
2017-10-04 02:54:43 PM  
4 votes:
It's all to emulate the First Lady, whom Sierra, 42, calls "the perfect woman"

So the perfect woman is a gold digging trophy whore with a constant 'I smell shiat' look on her face?  They should be forcing her into a 72 hour psyche eval instead of accommodating her illness.
2017-10-04 02:00:41 PM  
4 votes:
"I feel like the First Lady and I are very alike. Everyone puts her down, yet she remains a powerful, strong woman, and that's what I want people to see in me,"

I want people to see a different powerful, strong woman when they look at me.
2017-10-04 12:33:55 PM  
4 votes:
Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?

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2017-10-04 07:36:29 PM  
3 votes:

WilderKWight: Just... Why? Melania is ugly.


If theflatline's photos are any indication, Melania was already attractive before she had that surgery.

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2017-10-04 02:03:32 PM  
3 votes:

APO_Buddha: Donny might sleep with her if she got the surgeries to look like Ivanka.


And similar to what I posted above, Ivanka apparently also got the surgeries to look like Ivanka:

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2017-10-04 01:54:37 PM  
3 votes:
Headline: wants to look like the perfect woman.

Story: nothing about Rosario Dawson.
2017-10-04 01:40:50 PM  
3 votes:
Donny might sleep with her if she got the surgeries to look like Ivanka.
2017-10-05 12:36:12 PM  
2 votes:

mrsleep: Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.

LOTS of misogynists in the this thread.


Not seeing the wholesale misogyny though I know farkers like to label people indiscriminately

Exhibit A:

Flange!: A pack of Rit dye, add 30 pounds, a couple baseball bat smacks to the face, and remove the whole brain and you'd have a good Michelle Obama.


This is ignorant, unacceptable, and bigoted but not necessarily misogynist
2017-10-05 09:15:23 AM  
2 votes:

Jay Bundy: Not to interrupt the liberal mutual masturbation session here, but Melania Trump speaks 5 languages. How many does subby speak? Or you commenters?


Linguistically Melania is amazing. It is an incredible skill and requires a special intellectual ability to become a polyglot. Choosing to become trophy wife number 3 to an egotistical, manipulative, tyrannical individual with a known history of misogyny, shady business practices and pettiness requires a special level of naiveté and poor judgement.
2017-10-05 08:59:54 AM  
2 votes:

Jay Bundy: Not to interrupt the liberal mutual masturbation session here, but Melania Trump speaks 5 languages. How many does subby speak? Or you commenters?


Diversity only matters to leftists when it's convenient....

It's not a REAL part of their belief system, it's just handy as a rhetorical gimmick.
2017-10-04 11:54:25 PM  
2 votes:

Pincy: Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.

I learned it from the President.


So you celebrate your bigoted hypocrisy?

/congratulations?
2017-10-04 06:58:29 PM  
2 votes:

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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Pointing out double standards will get you ridiculed and branded a racist by the majority of Farkers now days.
2017-10-04 04:00:34 PM  
2 votes:

T.rex: Cyberluddite: T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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You're doing a "b-b-b-b-b-but Obama" thing about this?!?  Get help.

what i did was no less valid than what this thread attempts to do, disparage people for attempting to look like the wife of a presidential candidate.   I don't care about this issue one way or the other, other than to bring a double-standard to light.    I LIKE Obama and his wife... but that doesn't mean i'm not going to throw salt into this silly thread.


These threads pop up every time someone has a bunch of surgeries to look like a celebrity. The disparagement isn't because the subject is Melania, but because it's objectively nuts to try to look like a different person through plastic surgery. And no, I don't think getting your arms lifted because you like how Michelle's arms look is anywhere near the same thing as someone getting your face surgically rearranged.
2017-10-04 02:59:01 PM  
2 votes:
Pictures of a woman who has plastic surgery to look like someone would be nice. I got a video and a little teeny pic of Melania. Nothing of the woman who is trying to look like her, though.

Oh well, I don't actually care.
2017-10-04 02:53:42 PM  
2 votes:

mcmnky: Headline: wants to look like the perfect woman.

Story: nothing about Rosario Dawson.


You spelled Eva Green wrong.

However, the judges have just informed me that Rosario Dawson is, indeed, an acceptable answer.
2017-10-04 01:54:51 PM  
2 votes:
it didn't work
2017-10-05 11:22:33 AM  
1 vote:

Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.


LOTS of misogynists in the this thread.
2017-10-05 08:35:16 AM  
1 vote:
Not to interrupt the liberal mutual masturbation session here, but Melania Trump speaks 5 languages. How many does subby speak? Or you commenters?
2017-10-05 02:56:03 AM  
1 vote:

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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Yes indeed. Fark has a partisan asshole infestation
2017-10-05 01:55:07 AM  
1 vote:
I'll say it. Ivanka is hot. I'm not ashamed of saying that.
2017-10-04 11:55:51 PM  
1 vote:
All she needs to do now is shove some shiat under her nose to give her the perfect Melania expression.
2017-10-04 10:27:57 PM  
1 vote:

WilderKWight: Just... Why? Melania is ugly.


They can't all be as hot as Maddow and Chewy, right?
2017-10-04 08:27:35 PM  
1 vote:

shut_it_down: . The disparagement isn't because the subject is Melania, but because it's objectively nuts to try to look like a different person through plastic surgery.


That would be acceptable, if true, but i don't think its true.  People are slamming her because of Melania.
Yes, we slam people for this attitude, generally speaking, but today, this thread, its because of Melania.
2017-10-04 07:19:07 PM  
1 vote:
Just... Why? Melania is ugly.
2017-10-04 06:51:18 PM  
1 vote:
A pack of Rit dye, add 30 pounds, a couple baseball bat smacks to the face, and remove the whole brain and you'd have a good Michelle Obama.
2017-10-04 04:29:22 PM  
1 vote:

wichitaleaf: I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.


But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana.
2017-10-04 02:59:35 PM  
1 vote:

idrow: It's all to emulate the First Lady, whom Sierra, 42, calls "the perfect woman"

So the perfect woman is a gold digging trophy whore with a constant 'I smell shiat' look on her face?  They should be forcing her into a 72 hour psyche eval instead of accommodating her illness.


Your hatred for the first lady is not a good look for you. Maybe surgery?
2017-10-04 02:20:52 PM  
1 vote:

theflatline: Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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Melania had surgery in both of those pics

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Where did those pictures come from?  The 1960's Gentleman's Guide to mail order brides.
2017-10-04 02:16:17 PM  
1 vote:

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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Neither of those links show women trying to look like Michelle Obama via plastic surgery. For those that don't want to click, it's women getting plastic surgery on their arms to get them to look as buff as hers.
2017-10-04 02:14:56 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like she's going to need at least 8 more.

And try to develop her accent too.
2017-10-04 02:09:11 PM  
1 vote:

Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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Melania had surgery in both of those pics

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2017-10-04 02:01:23 PM  
1 vote:
Plastic surgeon Dr. Franklin Rose outlines a plan of surgeries for his patient to receive so that she can look more like First Last Melania Trump. Dr. Franklin Rose

So now they're claiming she's the alpha and omega of something?
 
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