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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Woman has 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump. Just needs to have half her brain removed to be a perfect match   ( star-telegram.com) divider line
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2017-10-04 07:19:07 PM  
Just... Why? Melania is ugly.
 
2017-10-04 07:36:29 PM  

WilderKWight: Just... Why? Melania is ugly.


If theflatline's photos are any indication, Melania was already attractive before she had that surgery.

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2017-10-04 07:52:03 PM  

wichitaleaf: I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.


When you live in Europe, you are in proximity to several countries, whose residents speak different languages. Learning them is by osmosis, especially at an early age.
 
2017-10-04 08:27:35 PM  

shut_it_down: . The disparagement isn't because the subject is Melania, but because it's objectively nuts to try to look like a different person through plastic surgery.


That would be acceptable, if true, but i don't think its true.  People are slamming her because of Melania.
Yes, we slam people for this attitude, generally speaking, but today, this thread, its because of Melania.
 
2017-10-04 08:29:39 PM  

kobrakai: T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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I'm not sure who's more pathetic: you or the woman in the article.


I grant you that i'm acting as pathetic as this entire thread.   I hope in doing so, i didn't make you feel uncomfortable or question your own moral compass,  because that would make me feel sad.
 
2017-10-04 10:27:57 PM  

WilderKWight: Just... Why? Melania is ugly.


They can't all be as hot as Maddow and Chewy, right?
 
2017-10-04 10:41:58 PM  

T.rex: shut_it_down: . The disparagement isn't because the subject is Melania, but because it's objectively nuts to try to look like a different person through plastic surgery.

That would be acceptable, if true, but i don't think its true.  People are slamming her because of Melania.
Yes, we slam people for this attitude, generally speaking, but today, this thread, its because of Melania.


dude . . . she wore 9-inch spike heels to go climb Mount Puerto Rico !?!
 
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2017-10-04 10:57:55 PM  

Clutch2013: mcmnky: Headline: wants to look like the perfect woman.

Story: nothing about Rosario Dawson.

You spelled Eva Green wrong.

However, the judges have just informed me that Rosario Dawson is, indeed, an acceptable answer.


Eva Green is the right answer, but Rosario Dawson gets on the list for her line in Clerks II.
 
2017-10-04 11:54:25 PM  

Pincy: Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.

I learned it from the President.


So you celebrate your bigoted hypocrisy?

/congratulations?
 
2017-10-04 11:55:51 PM  
All she needs to do now is shove some shiat under her nose to give her the perfect Melania expression.
 
2017-10-05 12:36:45 AM  
Slypork:
[Barbara Bush 2.bp.blogspot.com image 180x180]
/That's a lady who loves a pearl necklace


That's a mental image I could have lived without.
 
2017-10-05 01:55:07 AM  
I'll say it. Ivanka is hot. I'm not ashamed of saying that.
 
2017-10-05 02:56:03 AM  

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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Yes indeed. Fark has a partisan asshole infestation
 
2017-10-05 02:57:07 AM  

kobrakai: T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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I'm not sure who's more pathetic: you or the woman in the article.


How about you and the submitter - also whoever greened it
 
2017-10-05 05:06:39 AM  
I mean... I guess at least Melania looks like someone whose multiple plastic surgeries mostly turned out pretty well (except maybe the eye-lifts).  I suppose if I was getting cosmetic work done, "I want to look like someone whose cosmetic surgery was executed reasonably competently" is a better place to set my expectations than expecting to look like someone who is actually beautiful.
 
2017-10-05 07:50:17 AM  
ugly woman has 8 surgeries to look like uglier woman?

'Merica!
 
2017-10-05 08:35:16 AM  
Not to interrupt the liberal mutual masturbation session here, but Melania Trump speaks 5 languages. How many does subby speak? Or you commenters?
 
2017-10-05 08:59:54 AM  

Jay Bundy: Not to interrupt the liberal mutual masturbation session here, but Melania Trump speaks 5 languages. How many does subby speak? Or you commenters?


Diversity only matters to leftists when it's convenient....

It's not a REAL part of their belief system, it's just handy as a rhetorical gimmick.
 
2017-10-05 09:06:12 AM  

Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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You should look up Facial Agnosia...
 
2017-10-05 09:15:23 AM  

Jay Bundy: Not to interrupt the liberal mutual masturbation session here, but Melania Trump speaks 5 languages. How many does subby speak? Or you commenters?


Linguistically Melania is amazing. It is an incredible skill and requires a special intellectual ability to become a polyglot. Choosing to become trophy wife number 3 to an egotistical, manipulative, tyrannical individual with a known history of misogyny, shady business practices and pettiness requires a special level of naiveté and poor judgement.
 
2017-10-05 09:22:12 AM  

Slypork: I don't remember women going under the knife to look like this one:
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/That's a lady who loves a pearl necklace


mffff.....HORK!
 
2017-10-05 11:22:33 AM  

Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.


LOTS of misogynists in the this thread.
 
2017-10-05 11:59:52 AM  

Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.


Some time ago I made a joke about Melania and it was deleted and I got a 3 hour ban for  misogyny.
The SJW mod must off today. Probably out picking up some vape juice and beard oil.
 
2017-10-05 12:36:12 PM  

mrsleep: Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.

LOTS of misogynists in the this thread.


Not seeing the wholesale misogyny though I know farkers like to label people indiscriminately

Exhibit A:

Flange!: A pack of Rit dye, add 30 pounds, a couple baseball bat smacks to the face, and remove the whole brain and you'd have a good Michelle Obama.


This is ignorant, unacceptable, and bigoted but not necessarily misogynist
 
2017-10-05 12:59:29 PM  

Jay Bundy: Not to interrupt the liberal mutual masturbation session here, but Melania Trump speaks 5 languages. How many does subby speak? Or you commenters?


As others have said, that's not really evidence of anything.  Lots of Europeans (unlike most Americans), both dumb and smart, speak multiple languages. For example, the Polish cab driver who picks you up at the train station in Paris not only speaks both fluent Polish and French, but almost always passable English, and probably a decent amount of Spanish, Italian, and German as well.  In fact, I know a lot of Europeans, and among those I know I can't think of any of them who doesn't speak at least 3 or 4 languages quite fluently.

Having said that, I've seen no evidence that Melania Trump is a moron (unlike her hubby). I'm guessing she's actually fairly intelligent.
 
2017-10-05 09:00:49 PM  

Slypork: Jay Bundy: Not to interrupt the liberal mutual masturbation session here, but Melania Trump speaks 5 languages. How many does subby speak? Or you commenters?

Linguistically Melania is amazing. It is an incredible skill and requires a special intellectual ability to become a polyglot. Choosing to become trophy wife number 3 to an egotistical, manipulative, tyrannical individual with a known history of misogyny, shady business practices and pettiness requires a special level of naiveté and poor judgement.


And they still have a higher moral standing then the Clinton's. How about that?
 
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