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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Woman has 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump. Just needs to have half her brain removed to be a perfect match   ( star-telegram.com) divider line
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2017-10-04 12:33:55 PM  
Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?

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2017-10-04 12:50:47 PM  
I really don't think she had much of a brain to start with if she had that many surgeries to look like someone else.
 
2017-10-04 01:06:40 PM  
That's what I'd call....

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...a shoddy double.
 
2017-10-04 01:37:01 PM  
I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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2017-10-04 01:40:50 PM  
Donny might sleep with her if she got the surgeries to look like Ivanka.
 
2017-10-04 01:54:37 PM  
Headline: wants to look like the perfect woman.

Story: nothing about Rosario Dawson.
 
2017-10-04 01:54:51 PM  
it didn't work
 
2017-10-04 01:55:05 PM  
She should be arrested for identity theft the minute after she wakes up from her mutilation....I mean "surgery".
 
2017-10-04 01:56:24 PM  

mcmnky: Headline: wants to look like the perfect woman.

Story: nothing about Rosario DawsonRosanne Barr.

 
2017-10-04 01:59:49 PM  
MEMO to this woman: If you indeed did turn out to look just like Melania, don't be surprised to black out one day and then wake up to find yourself underneath Donald Trump.
 
2017-10-04 02:00:41 PM  
"I feel like the First Lady and I are very alike. Everyone puts her down, yet she remains a powerful, strong woman, and that's what I want people to see in me,"

I want people to see a different powerful, strong woman when they look at me.
 
2017-10-04 02:00:52 PM  
Squinty eyes included?
 
2017-10-04 02:01:23 PM  
Plastic surgeon Dr. Franklin Rose outlines a plan of surgeries for his patient to receive so that she can look more like First Last Melania Trump. Dr. Franklin Rose

So now they're claiming she's the alpha and omega of something?
 
2017-10-04 02:02:04 PM  

Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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I'm all for letting people do whatever they want with their bodies, but ya, she was much more attractive in the before photo if you ask me.
 
2017-10-04 02:03:32 PM  

APO_Buddha: Donny might sleep with her if she got the surgeries to look like Ivanka.


And similar to what I posted above, Ivanka apparently also got the surgeries to look like Ivanka:

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2017-10-04 02:09:11 PM  

Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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Melania had surgery in both of those pics

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2017-10-04 02:11:34 PM  
Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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2017-10-04 02:14:56 PM  
Looks like she's going to need at least 8 more.

And try to develop her accent too.
 
2017-10-04 02:16:17 PM  

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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Neither of those links show women trying to look like Michelle Obama via plastic surgery. For those that don't want to click, it's women getting plastic surgery on their arms to get them to look as buff as hers.
 
2017-10-04 02:18:09 PM  

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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You're doing a "b-b-b-b-b-but Obama" thing about this?!?  Get help.
 
2017-10-04 02:20:52 PM  

theflatline: Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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Melania had surgery in both of those pics

[cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x350]

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Where did those pictures come from?  The 1960's Gentleman's Guide to mail order brides.
 
2017-10-04 02:23:21 PM  
I get the nose because of domestic violence and the boobs because of breast cancer.  Her story seems sad, but invoking anything related to drumfp, including this cringeworthy attention ho'ing video is going to invoke the wrath of the 101 fighting keyboards brigade.
 
2017-10-04 02:32:05 PM  

UberNeuman: theflatline: Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

[img.fark.net image 550x400]

Melania had surgery in both of those pics

[cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x350]

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Where did those pictures come from?  The 1960's Gentleman's Guide to mail order brides.


Three reasons

Third world countries color film stock was much more expensive than black and white.

Black and white hides blemishes, flaws.

Artsy.
 
2017-10-04 02:36:57 PM  

Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

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They almost always do.
 
2017-10-04 02:38:03 PM  

Cyberluddite: T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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You're doing a "b-b-b-b-b-but Obama" thing about this?!?  Get help.


what i did was no less valid than what this thread attempts to do, disparage people for attempting to look like the wife of a presidential candidate.   I don't care about this issue one way or the other, other than to bring a double-standard to light.    I LIKE Obama and his wife... but that doesn't mean i'm not going to throw salt into this silly thread.
 
2017-10-04 02:50:32 PM  

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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I'm not sure who's more pathetic: you or the woman in the article.
 
2017-10-04 02:50:45 PM  
Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.
 
2017-10-04 02:53:42 PM  

mcmnky: Headline: wants to look like the perfect woman.

Story: nothing about Rosario Dawson.


You spelled Eva Green wrong.

However, the judges have just informed me that Rosario Dawson is, indeed, an acceptable answer.
 
2017-10-04 02:54:43 PM  
It's all to emulate the First Lady, whom Sierra, 42, calls "the perfect woman"

So the perfect woman is a gold digging trophy whore with a constant 'I smell shiat' look on her face?  They should be forcing her into a 72 hour psyche eval instead of accommodating her illness.
 
2017-10-04 02:56:35 PM  
Geeze, just move to eastern Europe and become a high paid escort.  If you're going to look the part you might as well act the part.
 
2017-10-04 02:59:01 PM  
Pictures of a woman who has plastic surgery to look like someone would be nice. I got a video and a little teeny pic of Melania. Nothing of the woman who is trying to look like her, though.

Oh well, I don't actually care.
 
2017-10-04 02:59:35 PM  

idrow: It's all to emulate the First Lady, whom Sierra, 42, calls "the perfect woman"

So the perfect woman is a gold digging trophy whore with a constant 'I smell shiat' look on her face?  They should be forcing her into a 72 hour psyche eval instead of accommodating her illness.


Your hatred for the first lady is not a good look for you. Maybe surgery?
 
2017-10-04 03:05:34 PM  
Looks like Melania and Kenny Rogers went to the same surgeon.
 
2017-10-04 03:08:23 PM  
she's still not quite fox-faced enough
 
2017-10-04 03:09:58 PM  
Even with half a brain, still smarter than Trollmitter and most of Fark leftists... by a long shot.

Don't you guys have something you need to go ban or something?
 
2017-10-04 03:11:23 PM  

idrow: It's all to emulate the First Lady, whom Sierra, 42, calls "the perfect woman"

So the perfect woman is a gold digging trophy whore with a constant 'I smell shiat' look on her face?

You think my sister is the perfect woman? You better talk to her two ex-husbands.

T.rex: what i did was no less valid than what this thread attempts to do, disparage people for attempting to look like the wife of a presidential candidate.

I don't remember women going under the knife to look like this one:
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/That's a lady who loves a pearl necklace
 
2017-10-04 03:30:40 PM  
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2017-10-04 03:42:24 PM  

Shryke: Remember folks, if you're making grossly sexist and insulting comments about anyone other than a lefty, it's fine, because they aren't real humans.


I learned it from the President.
 
2017-10-04 03:43:21 PM  

theflatline: Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

[img.fark.net image 550x400]

Melania had surgery in both of those pics

[cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x350]

[i0.wp.com image 485x700]


"Hey Joe, you go to America? Take me with! Then I dump you and marry fat retard billionaire! Only thing could ruin perfect future is fat douche win President and make me touch sweaty wind victims, but what chance that, ha ha!"
 
2017-10-04 03:44:18 PM  
I thinl i see what is wrong. She needs a bigger asshole nearby to complete the look
 
2017-10-04 04:00:34 PM  

T.rex: Cyberluddite: T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

link 1
link 2

You're doing a "b-b-b-b-b-but Obama" thing about this?!?  Get help.

what i did was no less valid than what this thread attempts to do, disparage people for attempting to look like the wife of a presidential candidate.   I don't care about this issue one way or the other, other than to bring a double-standard to light.    I LIKE Obama and his wife... but that doesn't mean i'm not going to throw salt into this silly thread.


These threads pop up every time someone has a bunch of surgeries to look like a celebrity. The disparagement isn't because the subject is Melania, but because it's objectively nuts to try to look like a different person through plastic surgery. And no, I don't think getting your arms lifted because you like how Michelle's arms look is anywhere near the same thing as someone getting your face surgically rearranged.
 
2017-10-04 04:06:31 PM  
I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.
 
2017-10-04 04:29:22 PM  

wichitaleaf: I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.


But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana.
 
2017-10-04 04:32:06 PM  

Cyberluddite: APO_Buddha: Donny might sleep with her if she got the surgeries to look like Ivanka.

And similar to what I posted above, Ivanka apparently also got the surgeries to look like Ivanka:

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Fake news in the sense that news about finances is financial news, or news about sports is sports news.
 
2017-10-04 05:03:12 PM  

theflatline: Cyberluddite: I'm guessing that Melania Trump also had at least 8 surgeries to look like Melania Trump (though she looked better before she had them):

[img.fark.net image 550x400]

Melania had surgery in both of those pics

[cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x350]

[i0.wp.com image 485x700]


Whoa....when you can actually see her eyes you can see that they are FILLED with craziness.
 
2017-10-04 05:10:47 PM  

wichitaleaf: I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.


Is English one of the 5?
 
2017-10-04 05:34:01 PM  

disco ball: wichitaleaf: I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.

Is English one of the 5?


Might be the fourth or fifth she has learned, not sure.
Why dont you learn even a second language and see if you can master it and speak in public.

Note:  Please ignore my grammar, grammar is my second language.
 
2017-10-04 05:57:01 PM  

wichitaleaf: disco ball: wichitaleaf: I would say someone who is fluent in 5 languages is fairly intelligent.
But facts, what do they really mean to libtards.

Is English one of the 5?

Might be the fourth or fifth she has learned, not sure.
Why dont you learn even a second language and see if you can master it and speak in public.

Note:  Please ignore my grammar, grammar is my second language.


this is the only country in the world where people are proudly if not aggressively monolingual.
 
2017-10-04 06:51:18 PM  
A pack of Rit dye, add 30 pounds, a couple baseball bat smacks to the face, and remove the whole brain and you'd have a good Michelle Obama.
 
2017-10-04 06:58:29 PM  

T.rex: Funny... it was crickets in here back when seemingly the entire female population was going under the knife to look like Michelle Obama.

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Pointing out double standards will get you ridiculed and branded a racist by the majority of Farkers now days.
 
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