deanis: Probably from his bestiality fetish. Sick fark.
Snapper Carr: super-gonorrhea
Tax Boy: [media.tenor.com image 496x280]
ecmoRandomNumbers: I was going to go with Hep-C.
Ambivalence: Almost any infection can be lethal when you're 91 years old.
Burr: So pretty much every death now has a cause right? I can't remember the last time somebody died of just "natural causes"
Miss5280: Considering how hardened his immune system must have been from the thousands of STDs/STIs he's probably dealt with over the years, I'm surprised that anything like E. coli killed him./ I figured he'd die after tripping over one of his girlfriend's little dogs and falling down the big staircase in the mansion.
xaks: Burr: So pretty much every death now has a cause right? I can't remember the last time somebody died of just "natural causes""Natural causes" isn't a thingPeople die OF something. Some times, that's a lack of something...such as organ failure. But there is always a cause. Saying someone died of natural causes is childish, mealy-mouthed code for "I don't want to talk about actual grown-up stuff like why grandma actually died, and I'd rather BS you into thinking it was peaceful and painless and somehow dignified, so...yea, she didn't have renal failure and die in mortal fear of not being able to breathe while stewing in a filled Depends, it was "Natural Causes"...
wildcardjack: Burr: So pretty much every death now has a cause right? I can't remember the last time somebody died of just "natural causes"I've been reading Seneca's letters on death, dying, and suicide, and natural causes are over rated[img.fark.net image 425x122]
inner ted: Tax Boy: [media.tenor.com image 496x280]i was going with :[img.fark.net image 300x168]/fark you rotten tomatoes , you don't know shiat & i liked this movie
Pandora's Litterbox: And here i thought it was because he caught wind of Jared Leto portraying him in a just-announced biopic./Truth!
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