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2017-10-04 08:53:17 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2017-10-04 09:23:29 AM  
Other Alex Jones conspiracy theories

1.  Antifa is run by the Knights of the Templar.
2.  The judge in his custody case is actually a polar bear painstakingly made up to look like a person.
3.  Shirts can make you into a liberal.
4.  There is an underage brothel in Washington, DC.  If you go into its basement, there is a hidden pizza parlor.
5.  All the lead taken out of unleaded gasoline is being stockpiled to make a giant statue of Opray Winfrey.
6.  American Indians want Washington to abandon the team name, "Redskins" because THEY want to trademark the term and use it as a brand of pork sausage.
7.  Autumn is a lie.  Leaves are paid by the Illuminati to change colors.  The change in temperature comes from a weather machine operated out of the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts.
8.  Oscar Meyer's song, "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener" was written to make people unsatisfied with being American citizens and yearn to be ground up miscellaneous meat products.
9.  Black lives matter is a conspiracy by black people who don't want to get killed by police for no reason.
10.  The US Census and the Order of Masons are using mind-control drugs to get football players to take a knee during the national anthem.  During the confusion, they plan to replace every third Senator with a mandrill.  During THAT confusion, they will step in and force people to get vaccinations for diseases that don't exist...
 
2017-10-04 09:34:11 AM  
Good to know the POTUS listens to this guy. What could go wrong?
 
2017-10-04 09:41:34 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Other Alex Jones conspiracy theories

1.  Antifa is run by the Knights of the Templar.
2.  The judge in his custody case is actually a polar bear painstakingly made up to look like a person.
3.  Shirts can make you into a liberal.
4.  There is an underage brothel in Washington, DC.  If you go into its basement, there is a hidden pizza parlor.
5.  All the lead taken out of unleaded gasoline is being stockpiled to make a giant statue of Opray Winfrey.
6.  American Indians want Washington to abandon the team name, "Redskins" because THEY want to trademark the term and use it as a brand of pork sausage.
7.  Autumn is a lie.  Leaves are paid by the Illuminati to change colors.  The change in temperature comes from a weather machine operated out of the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts.
8.  Oscar Meyer's song, "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener" was written to make people unsatisfied with being American citizens and yearn to be ground up miscellaneous meat products.
9.  Black lives matter is a conspiracy by black people who don't want to get killed by police for no reason.
10.  The US Census and the Order of Masons are using mind-control drugs to get football players to take a knee during the national anthem.  During the confusion, they plan to replace every third Senator with a mandrill.  During THAT confusion, they will step in and force people to get vaccinations for diseases that don't exist...


Re: #10. They want to improve the senate?
 
2017-10-04 09:47:44 AM  
Alex Jones can go f*ck himself* for once again monetizing tragedy. And f*ck any asshole who helps spread Jones' hate-filled "theory" that Paddock was a recently-converted Muslim with ties to ISIS and Antifa.

*God konws, no one else wants to f*ck that disgusting slob
 
2017-10-04 09:50:55 AM  
I'm sure Alex and his followers consider this a positive for him.

Everyone else considers it a major negative for Trump.
 
2017-10-04 10:08:47 AM  

docpeteyJ: Alex Jones can go f*ck himself* for once again monetizing tragedy. And f*ck any asshole who helps spread Jones' hate-filled "theory" that Paddock was a recently-converted Muslim with ties to ISIS and Antifa.

*God konws, no one else wants to f*ck that disgusting slob


He just wants the viewers, which is why he claims the Progressives are the ones politicizing the Vegas attack.  Soon, the Supreme Court will be coming for everyone's guns.
 
2017-10-04 10:17:11 AM  

RJReves: bigfatbuddhist: Other Alex Jones conspiracy theories

1.  Antifa is run by the Knights of the Templar.
2.  The judge in his custody case is actually a polar bear painstakingly made up to look like a person.
3.  Shirts can make you into a liberal.
4.  There is an underage brothel in Washington, DC.  If you go into its basement, there is a hidden pizza parlor.
5.  All the lead taken out of unleaded gasoline is being stockpiled to make a giant statue of Opray Winfrey.
6.  American Indians want Washington to abandon the team name, "Redskins" because THEY want to trademark the term and use it as a brand of pork sausage.
7.  Autumn is a lie.  Leaves are paid by the Illuminati to change colors.  The change in temperature comes from a weather machine operated out of the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts.
8.  Oscar Meyer's song, "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener" was written to make people unsatisfied with being American citizens and yearn to be ground up miscellaneous meat products.
9.  Black lives matter is a conspiracy by black people who don't want to get killed by police for no reason.
10.  The US Census and the Order of Masons are using mind-control drugs to get football players to take a knee during the national anthem.  During the confusion, they plan to replace every third Senator with a mandrill.  During THAT confusion, they will step in and force people to get vaccinations for diseases that don't exist...

Re: #10. They want to improve the senate?


You may not know this, but, when mandrills filibuster, they tend to throw their waste as well... come to think of it, you're right...
 
2017-10-04 10:22:47 AM  
Kids, this is why you don't get high on your supply. You KNOW that you're jacking people with adulterated product, but you SELL that sh*t, you don't USE it. This is sh*t slinging 101.
 
2017-10-04 10:24:34 AM  
22,000 people attacked and this a-hole is making money shattered hand over through and through wrist.

Drink up, Trumpler voters. Drink up.
 
2017-10-04 10:25:45 AM  

hubiestubert: Kids, this is why you don't get high on your supply. You KNOW that you're jacking people with adulterated product, but you SELL that sh*t, you don't USE it. This is sh*t slinging 101.


I was not sure if one of the laws of acquisition was not being afraid to demonstrate your willingness to consume your own merchandise.  Never trust anyone who doesn't.
 
2017-10-04 10:25:47 AM  
"Loomer told Jones that she thought the accused shooter, Stephen Paddock, was a "hardcore leftist with Antifa connections who became radicalized through ISIS" and that she believed ISIS' claim that it was responsible for the mass shooting, despite the FBI's statementthat the attacker had no known ties to foreign groups."

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2017-10-04 10:26:23 AM  
Amazing what lengths some people will go to just to sell boner pills these days.
 
2017-10-04 10:26:40 AM  
The problem with this walking arse boil isn't what he says, that's protected, but that his followers with a single digit brain cell count will actually take matters into there own hands and do something equally as stupid.  Like the idiot at the pizza place.
 
2017-10-04 10:28:00 AM  
If only the government were as all-powerful as Alex claims, because by now he'd have been chemically lobotomized and selling snapdragons outside the train station in Council Bluffs to benefit Christians for Allah.

Instead he just sounds like he's lobotomized.
 
2017-10-04 10:30:08 AM  

Fart_Machine: "Loomer told Jones that she thought the accused shooter, Stephen Paddock, was a "hardcore leftist with Antifa connections who became radicalized through ISIS" and that she believed ISIS' claim that it was responsible for the mass shooting, despite the FBI's statementthat the attacker had no known ties to foreign groups."

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So Jones's listeners believe ISIS over the FBI.

Tell me again why I need to be peaceable with these people?
 
2017-10-04 10:32:50 AM  
NSFW lyrics

Alex Jones Sings - C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y
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2017-10-04 10:34:19 AM  

edmo: Good to know the POTUS listens to this guy. What could go wrong?


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2017-10-04 10:34:41 AM  
I love how the conspiracy theorists fail to note that if the government is doing soemthing Trump would actually know about it. You know because he appointed the people now in charge.
You can't have it both ways  he is either in charge or a dupe.
 
2017-10-04 10:35:34 AM  

NateAsbestos: Fart_Machine: "Loomer told Jones that she thought the accused shooter, Stephen Paddock, was a "hardcore leftist with Antifa connections who became radicalized through ISIS" and that she believed ISIS' claim that it was responsible for the mass shooting, despite the FBI's statementthat the attacker had no known ties to foreign groups."

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So Jones's listeners believe ISIS over the FBI.

Tell me again why I need to be peaceable with these people?


Because, they're armed, angry, on several kinds of prescription drugs, and hate jews and blacks.
Wait, I swear I had a point somewhere. Oh well, the chem trails must have eaten it.
 
2017-10-04 10:35:49 AM  
It doesn't even make made up sense. Who the hell watches that guy and doesn't say to themselves, that dude doesn't really believe that people believe this stuff.
 
2017-10-04 10:37:56 AM  
I dismiss anything that creep says, except for "sometimes I talk to Trump." Sadly, that is most likely true. Orangeturd would naturally gravitate to someone like him.
 
2017-10-04 10:37:57 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Other Alex Jones conspiracy theories

1.  Antifa is run by the Knights of the Templar.
2.  The judge in his custody case is actually a polar bear painstakingly made up to look like a person.
3.  Shirts can make you into a liberal.
4.  There is an underage brothel in Washington, DC.  If you go into its basement, there is a hidden pizza parlor.
5.  All the lead taken out of unleaded gasoline is being stockpiled to make a giant statue of Opray Winfrey.
6.  American Indians want Washington to abandon the team name, "Redskins" because THEY want to trademark the term and use it as a brand of pork sausage.
7.  Autumn is a lie.  Leaves are paid by the Illuminati to change colors.  The change in temperature comes from a weather machine operated out of the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts.
8.  Oscar Meyer's song, "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener" was written to make people unsatisfied with being American citizens and yearn to be ground up miscellaneous meat products.
9.  Black lives matter is a conspiracy by black people who don't want to get killed by police for no reason.
10.  The US Census and the Order of Masons are using mind-control drugs to get football players to take a knee during the national anthem.  During the confusion, they plan to replace every third Senator with a mandrill.  During THAT confusion, they will step in and force people to get vaccinations for diseases that don't exist...


You are a treasure.
 
2017-10-04 10:37:58 AM  
Speaking of Vegas, anyone else notice an echo a day after someone shot deadly bullets at thousands of people from 300 meters away, Trump was in a small room with people he didn't know or like, throwing things at them.

The one emblematic action of Trump connected with Puerto Rico -- an unconscious act and not a conspiracy theory.
 
2017-10-04 10:38:22 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Other Alex Jones conspiracy theories

1.  Antifa is run by the Knights of the Templar.


So that would make the Alt-right, and Jones himself, the Assassins, aka the Hashashin, aka has eating Muslims.


OBAMA WAS A RED HERRING! ALEX JONES WAS THE SEKRIT MOSLIM THIS WHOLE TIME!
 
2017-10-04 10:38:43 AM  

Fart_Machine: "Loomer told Jones that she thought the accused shooter, Stephen Paddock, was a "hardcore leftist with Antifa connections who became radicalized through ISIS" and that she believed ISIS' claim that it was responsible for the mass shooting, despite the FBI's statementthat the attacker had no known ties to foreign groups."

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But but but Jones has a source in the CIA. Who said the government is covering up these ties. As long as he throws some qualifier like that out he will always have the moron brigade eating out of his hands.
 
2017-10-04 10:39:05 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: RJReves: bigfatbuddhist: Other Alex Jones conspiracy theories

1.  Antifa is run by the Knights of the Templar.
2.  The judge in his custody case is actually a polar bear painstakingly made up to look like a person.
3.  Shirts can make you into a liberal.
4.  There is an underage brothel in Washington, DC.  If you go into its basement, there is a hidden pizza parlor.
5.  All the lead taken out of unleaded gasoline is being stockpiled to make a giant statue of Opray Winfrey.
6.  American Indians want Washington to abandon the team name, "Redskins" because THEY want to trademark the term and use it as a brand of pork sausage.
7.  Autumn is a lie.  Leaves are paid by the Illuminati to change colors.  The change in temperature comes from a weather machine operated out of the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts.
8.  Oscar Meyer's song, "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener" was written to make people unsatisfied with being American citizens and yearn to be ground up miscellaneous meat products.
9.  Black lives matter is a conspiracy by black people who don't want to get killed by police for no reason.
10.  The US Census and the Order of Masons are using mind-control drugs to get football players to take a knee during the national anthem.  During the confusion, they plan to replace every third Senator with a mandrill.  During THAT confusion, they will step in and force people to get vaccinations for diseases that don't exist...

Re: #10. They want to improve the senate?

You may not know this, but, when mandrills filibuster, they tend to throw their waste as well... come to think of it, you're right...


Shhh. I want to see two senators engaging in a little penis fencing.
 
2017-10-04 10:39:27 AM  
I can't believe he is still on the air with the same schtick, "every tragedy is a false flag!!!!".

Fark, Art Bell at least kept a skeptical edge on his program and threw any false flag nonsense off the air.

It's one thing to claim bigfoot lives in your backyard or that you where abducted by Aliens, it's another to pretend that a major tragedy didn't happen.

So far the only good thing he's done is sneak into Bohemian Grove.
 
2017-10-04 10:40:07 AM  
So that's what he calls the voices in his head
 
2017-10-04 10:40:09 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: 9.  Black lives matter is a conspiracy by black people who don't want to get killed by police for no reason.


Conspiracy sounds so underhanded, but other than that #9 is pretty much correct.
 
2017-10-04 10:40:50 AM  

Gerald Tarrant: I love how the conspiracy theorists fail to note that if the government is doing soemthing Trump would actually know about it. You know because he appointed the people now in charge.
You can't have it both ways  he is either in charge or a dupe.


Unless Jones has been in on it all along and is distracting us from the real plot!
 
2017-10-04 10:41:27 AM  
Yeah, I talk to the dog sometimes, Alex. Guess which one of us has the more intelligent conversational partner?
 
2017-10-04 10:42:34 AM  

Scanty Em: I dismiss anything that creep says, except for "sometimes I talk to Trump." Sadly, that is most likely true. Orangeturd would naturally gravitate to someone like him.


Alex Jones was like the second or third person Trump called after he won the election, I am not making this up.
 
2017-10-04 10:45:39 AM  

harleyquinnical: docpeteyJ: Alex Jones can go f*ck himself* for once again monetizing tragedy. And f*ck any asshole who helps spread Jones' hate-filled "theory" that Paddock was a recently-converted Muslim with ties to ISIS and Antifa.

*God konws, no one else wants to f*ck that disgusting slob

He just wants the viewers, which is why he claims the Progressives are the ones politicizing the Vegas attack.  Soon, the Supreme Court will be coming for everyone's guns.


That's what makes Jones particularly disgusting. He doesn't actually believe the bullshiat he spouts, having learned a long time ago that he can fleece his gullible fan base for a sh*t-ton of money, either by begging for "donations" to keep his perpetually cash-strapped show on the air or by selling his various snake oil products to his gullible viewers who shell out obscene amounts of money for everything from male virility supplements to cheap plastic rape whistles adorned with Bill Clinton's picture.  Particularly galling is that he uses other peoples' tragedy - Sandy Hook and 9/11 for example - to enrich himself.

And if that isn't bad enough, he has no problem with spreading lies that actually result in demonstrable harm to others. Because his cult-like followers believe every word that he vomits out of his cock holster, we've seen disturbing incidents like the one where a grieving parent whose child was murdered at Sandy Hook Elementary was stalked, harassed and threatened by a woman who believed Jones' claim that the shooting of those children was just another government-crafted false flag operation and that the children were actually alive and being hidden by their parents. That woman showed up at that man's home and threatened to kill him if he didn't admit to his complicity in the "cover up".

It was another Jones follower, armed with an AR-15, who stormed a pizza parlor in DC, fired off some rounds, and demanded that the employees take him to the basement (sort of hard to do in a building with no basement) where the owner was hiding his stable of child sex slaves. This was the infamous "Pizza Gate" that so many people actually believed, including the son of General Michael Flynn.

Jones isn't "just an entertainer" whose show is not meant to be taken seriously, as he told a Judge during his child-custody hearing; he's a liar and a con man, and sadly, one of these days, one of his devoted followers is going to cross that line and actually kill someone based on Jones' lies.
 
2017-10-04 10:46:13 AM  
I wasn't sure if the headline was going to be Rush or Jones. Either way I laughed.
 
2017-10-04 10:46:16 AM  
Alex Jones is human garbage and when he finally overdoses on the cocktail of illegal drugs and infowars branded supplements that has rotted his brain the world will be a better place but sadly his followers will live on.
 
2017-10-04 10:46:44 AM  
"Antifa radicalized by ISIS"

There's so many things wrong with that, I don't even know where to begin.
 
2017-10-04 10:47:15 AM  
Tweet linked in TFA: In this internal memo from @MGMResortsIntl @MandalayBay, its CEO asked employees to donate to @CAIRNational, a terrorist org 2 months ago.

I can't even.
 
2017-10-04 10:50:30 AM  
A veritable meeting of the mites.
 
2017-10-04 10:51:16 AM  

grumpfuff: "Antifa radicalized by ISIS"

There's so many things wrong with that, I don't even know where to begin.


I long for the days when ISIS just left cheap Italian restaurant tablecloths on the Mexican border.
 
2017-10-04 10:51:31 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Other Alex Jones conspiracy theories

1.  Antifa is run by the Knights of the Templar.
2.  The judge in his custody case is actually a polar bear painstakingly made up to look like a person.
3.  Shirts can make you into a liberal.
4.  There is an underage brothel in Washington, DC.  If you go into its basement, there is a hidden pizza parlor.
5.  All the lead taken out of unleaded gasoline is being stockpiled to make a giant statue of Opray Winfrey.
6.  American Indians want Washington to abandon the team name, "Redskins" because THEY want to trademark the term and use it as a brand of pork sausage.
7.  Autumn is a lie.  Leaves are paid by the Illuminati to change colors.  The change in temperature comes from a weather machine operated out of the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts.
8.  Oscar Meyer's song, "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener" was written to make people unsatisfied with being American citizens and yearn to be ground up miscellaneous meat products.
9.  Black lives matter is a conspiracy by black people who don't want to get killed by police for no reason.
10.  The US Census and the Order of Masons are using mind-control drugs to get football players to take a knee during the national anthem.  During the confusion, they plan to replace every third Senator with a mandrill.  During THAT confusion, they will step in and force people to get vaccinations for diseases that don't exist...


You forgot
11.  People are putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

also; does anyone else remember the time he took before an after pictures, and all that happened in that after picture is that he appears to have gotten redder.
 
2017-10-04 10:52:58 AM  
Is it wrong for me to hope someone kidnaps this hateful shiat bag and goes full Ramsay Bolton on him?
 
2017-10-04 10:53:30 AM  

Mikey1969: Yeah, I talk to the dog sometimes, Alex. Guess which one of us has the more intelligent conversational partner?


The dog, hopefully.
 
2017-10-04 10:53:55 AM  
We know what our president will be tweeting about in the morning.
I weep for our nation.
 
2017-10-04 10:57:34 AM  
I have a couple of friends on Facebook who are hell bent on getting to the bottom of this false flag thing or something, it's farking insane.
 
2017-10-04 10:58:14 AM  
Alex Jones is not entertainment to his followers, he is their conduit of truth.
 
2017-10-04 10:58:47 AM  

docpeteyJ: harleyquinnical: docpeteyJ: Alex Jones can go f*ck himself* for once again monetizing tragedy. And f*ck any asshole who helps spread Jones' hate-filled "theory" that Paddock was a recently-converted Muslim with ties to ISIS and Antifa.

*God konws, no one else wants to f*ck that disgusting slob

He just wants the viewers, which is why he claims the Progressives are the ones politicizing the Vegas attack.  Soon, the Supreme Court will be coming for everyone's guns.

That's what makes Jones particularly disgusting. He doesn't actually believe the bullshiat he spouts, having learned a long time ago that he can fleece his gullible fan base for a sh*t-ton of money, either by begging for "donations" to keep his perpetually cash-strapped show on the air or by selling his various snake oil products to his gullible viewers who shell out obscene amounts of money for everything from male virility supplements to cheap plastic rape whistles adorned with Bill Clinton's picture.  Particularly galling is that he uses other peoples' tragedy - Sandy Hook and 9/11 for example - to enrich himself.

And if that isn't bad enough, he has no problem with spreading lies that actually result in demonstrable harm to others. Because his cult-like followers believe every word that he vomits out of his cock holster, we've seen disturbing incidents like the one where a grieving parent whose child was murdered at Sandy Hook Elementary was stalked, harassed and threatened by a woman who believed Jones' claim that the shooting of those children was just another government-crafted false flag operation and that the children were actually alive and being hidden by their parents. That woman showed up at that man's home and threatened to kill him if he didn't admit to his complicity in the "cover up".

It was another Jones follower, armed with an AR-15, who stormed a pizza parlor in DC, fired off some rounds, and demanded that the employees take him to the basement (sort of hard to do in a building with ...


Wanna know how to do him in? Get Democrats to subpeona him in the investigation of the shooting before Congress.

I'm of the mind that at times, you need to give a troll exactly what they claim to want, their full and undivided attention. Tell him that if you've got information on the shooter relating him to ISIS that is verifiable and can be collaborated, then you can be compelled to testify in an investigation. After all, withholding information in a criminal case is a crime in and of itself, right? And if he was in cahoots with ISIS, that makes it national security related, correct? And if your sources are correct, you should be able to verify them in relatively short order - emails, phone receipts, written correspondence to ISIS and antifa operatives. If that's not the case, then you're lying and obstructing justice, which is also a crime.

Get him on record testifying before Congress with his theories - he wants to be a hero, give him an audience.
 
2017-10-04 10:58:52 AM  
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2017-10-04 10:59:04 AM  
Why does fake Alex live in Austin?

He can take being the cultural odd ball and still be close to all the hipster food culture and market strange crap to his "base" that they don't have a clue about, because they aren't UT Austin students.

Never could figure out his charm. He never spoke to my "Inner Alex."
 
2017-10-04 11:05:21 AM  
FTFALoomer told Jones that she thought the accused shooter, Stephen Paddock, was a "hardcore leftist with Antifa connections who became radicalized through ISIS"

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