Tax Boy: [img.fark.net image 606x426]What a Martian might look like?
Mad_Radhu: Sound more like a mission to Uranus, subby.
oldfarthenry: Hi, guys. I saw the butt signal in the sky & got here as quick as I could. What's up?
WoodyHayes: Nice timing, I haven't pooped in four days so for the first time ever I got some fiber bars and I'm chewing at this very moment as I'm relaxing on my bed.A few years ago I was over at my father's and munching on snack bars all day. OMG, I didn't realize they were fiber bars and I spent the next farting at work at an unholy pace. I are slows so I didn't put two and two together until the next time I was over there and realized that they must not have been standard snack bar thingies that I'd been munching on. I don't remember my farts being smellier than normal but damn, they just did not stop. I've never seen anything quite like it and it was completely unintentional, thankfully there were no meetings or anything important and everybody was having a ball with it.You're welcome for the overshare.
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