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(Agony Booth)   As far as surviving a nuclear war, Hollywood got some things right and some things wrong. No, you can't ride the blast out hiding inside a refrigerator. Yes, you can make a hazmat suit out of a shower curtain and a soda bottle gas mask   ( agonybooth.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Nuclear weapon, hazmat suit, Nuclear warfare, gas mask, curtain hazmat suit, shower curtain hazmat, radiation poisoning, bank vault  
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2017-10-04 08:38:20 AM  
4 votes:
The really important question is, of course, are telepathic canines going to help me find girls?

\That movie was *weird*...
\\And that *ending*....
\\\ o.O
2017-10-04 08:35:20 AM  
4 votes:
Gordon Bennett:
I agree but it would be nice to be able to heal a broken leg by eating a few boxes of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes.

You mean eating 50 bags of potato chips won't immediately heal shotgun blasts to the face?
[I'm looking at you, Deux Ex / System Shock.]
2017-10-04 07:12:55 AM  
4 votes:

Weaver95: Gordon Bennett: Also I would like to be able to buy a packet of Mentats though I wouldn't consume them as I'd worry they would stain my lips and make my eyebrows all wonky.

Oh if Mentats were real, I'd totally be addicted by now.

MMMMmmmmmm....minty insanity fueled super intelligence.....mmmmmm.....


ugh, I got mentats mixed up with mentos and thought "what do you mean? that's totally real".

It's going to be one of THOSE days, I can just tell.
2017-10-04 10:35:20 AM  
3 votes:

Satampra Zeiros: The really important question is, of course, are telepathic canines going to help me find girls?

\That movie was *weird*...
\\And that *ending*....
\\\ o.O


It was just in poor taste.
2017-10-04 04:39:58 AM  
3 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Weaver95: I don't want to live in a world where I have to know how to survive a nuclear war using only the contents of my closet and kitchen cleaning supplies.

I want to live in a world where the Fallout series is a GAME we play for ENJOYMENT and not something of a survival manual/simulation used for training purposes.

I agree but it would be nice to be able to heal a broken leg by eating a few boxes of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes.


i'd be the ONE asshole running around constantly sticking everyone with Psycho and Buffout just so I didn't have to carry anything heavy to and from work every day.
2017-10-04 04:35:49 AM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: I don't want to live in a world where I have to know how to survive a nuclear war using only the contents of my closet and kitchen cleaning supplies.

I want to live in a world where the Fallout series is a GAME we play for ENJOYMENT and not something of a survival manual/simulation used for training purposes.


I agree but it would be nice to be able to heal a broken leg by eating a few boxes of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes.
2017-10-04 02:09:17 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: I don't want to live in a world where I have to know how to survive a nuclear war using only the contents of my closet and kitchen cleaning supplies.

I want to live in a world where the Fallout series is a GAME we play for ENJOYMENT and not something of a survival manual/simulation used for training purposes.


I recognize that the Fallout series is a form of entertainment and not a realistic guide on how to survive an irradiated wasteland.

I rely upon the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series for real-life tips. That is why I stockpile vodka, because I know that it is cleanses radiation.
2017-10-04 08:48:48 AM  
2 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Weaver95: I don't want to live in a world where I have to know how to survive a nuclear war using only the contents of my closet and kitchen cleaning supplies.

I want to live in a world where the Fallout series is a GAME we play for ENJOYMENT and not something of a survival manual/simulation used for training purposes.

I agree but it would be nice to be able to heal a broken leg by eating a few boxes of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes.


If you only knew how they made Fancy Lads Snack Cakes....
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2017-10-04 04:38:31 AM  
2 votes:
Also I would like to be able to buy a packet of Mentats though I wouldn't consume them as I'd worry they would stain my lips and make my eyebrows all wonky.
2017-10-04 08:07:49 PM  
1 vote:
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You're welcome.

/If appreciation can be shown for a Don Johnson movie
2017-10-04 02:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.netSeems legit.
2017-10-04 01:00:42 PM  
1 vote:

ThatGuyOverThere: WoodyHayes: Weird, subby. I've heard of a pop bottle but never this "soda" bottle thingamacdoo.

DjangoStonereaver: Snooty midwesterner typing detected, donchaknow?

WoodyHayes: (favorite: from osu, but possibly okay)


Oklahoma counts as the midwest (just), so....

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2017-10-04 12:48:16 PM  
1 vote:

Ambivalence: ugh, I got mentats mixed up with mentos and thought "what do you mean? that's totally real".

It's going to be one of THOSE days, I can just tell.


Somebody needs his Mentats...
2017-10-04 11:06:11 AM  
1 vote:

meat0918: Satampra Zeiros: The really important question is, of course, are telepathic canines going to help me find girls?

\That movie was *weird*...
\\And that *ending*....
\\\ o.O

It was just in poor taste.


No, just bad judgement.
2017-10-04 09:56:13 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, kinda like college dorm pot smoke filters?  Take a 20 oz plastic soda bottle cut a few holes in the base of it.  Stuff scented dryer sheets in and exhale into the top of the bottle.

/dnrtfa
//not recommended for joints
 
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