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(Mirror.co.uk)   Break out the peanut butter: St. Bernard awarded Guinness World Record for longest tongue on a dog   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2017-10-04 02:17:09 AM  
I wonder what moment a dog owner realizes, "I should measure my dog's tongue.  I bet this is a world record longest dog tongue ever?"

Actually, no.  No.  I don't think I want to know the answer.
 
2017-10-04 06:34:57 AM  

davidphogan: I wonder what moment a dog owner realizes, "I should measure my dog's tongue.  I bet this is a world record longest dog tongue ever?"

Actually, no.  No.  I don't think I want to know the answer.


Lickalottapuss
 
2017-10-04 06:42:39 AM  

Flurching: davidphogan: I wonder what moment a dog owner realizes, "I should measure my dog's tongue.  I bet this is a world record longest dog tongue ever?"

Actually, no.  No.  I don't think I want to know the answer.

Lickalottapuss


Butter dog?
 
2017-10-04 06:45:42 AM  

Flurching: davidphogan: I wonder what moment a dog owner realizes, "I should measure my dog's tongue.  I bet this is a world record longest dog tongue ever?"

Actually, no.  No.  I don't think I want to know the answer.

Lickalottapuss


That is the funniest thing I've read in weeks!!

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2017-10-04 06:48:25 AM  
Let they who have never let their dog lick peanut butter off their privates cast the first stone...

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2017-10-04 06:58:54 AM  

Dave2042: Flurching: davidphogan: I wonder what moment a dog owner realizes, "I should measure my dog's tongue.  I bet this is a world record longest dog tongue ever?"

Actually, no.  No.  I don't think I want to know the answer.

Lickalottapuss

Butter dog?


Making sure it's peanut butter gains a whole new importance for a Butt-a-dog
 
2017-10-04 06:59:20 AM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Flurching: davidphogan: I wonder what moment a dog owner realizes, "I should measure my dog's tongue.  I bet this is a world record longest dog tongue ever?"

Actually, no.  No.  I don't think I want to know the answer.

Lickalottapuss

That is the funniest thing I've read in weeks!!

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Needs some levity, thank you kind sir
 
2017-10-04 06:59:42 AM  

elkboy: Let they who have never let their dog lick peanut butter off their privates cast the first stone...

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Not so fast there
 
2017-10-04 07:14:34 AM  
I really don't want to know how this meme came into existence.
 
2017-10-04 07:38:05 AM  

Dave2042: Flurching: davidphogan: I wonder what moment a dog owner realizes, "I should measure my dog's tongue.  I bet this is a world record longest dog tongue ever?"

Actually, no.  No.  I don't think I want to know the answer.

Lickalottapuss

Butter dog?


I understood that reference.

Did you know they switched to yogurt because the dogs got too fat?
 
2017-10-04 07:45:18 AM  
I'm sure subby meant it in an icky gross context but there are few things funnier to me than a dog eating peanut butter. It's a win win. The dog gets a yummy treat and I get to giggle my ass off for a few minutes.
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2017-10-04 07:49:45 AM  
That video is disturbing.
 
2017-10-04 07:55:58 AM  

turboke: Dave2042: Flurching: davidphogan: I wonder what moment a dog owner realizes, "I should measure my dog's tongue.  I bet this is a world record longest dog tongue ever?"

Actually, no.  No.  I don't think I want to know the answer.

Lickalottapuss

Butter dog?

I understood that reference.

Did you know they switched to yogurt because the dogs got too fat?


I thought the fat dog was part of the whole thing.
 
2017-10-04 08:06:13 AM  

berylman: I really don't want to know how this meme came into existence.


I think it's almost as bad as the "heel it down the drain one" and yes, I don't even want to know.

I still hate you guys for tubgirl.
 
2017-10-04 09:18:51 AM  
I had a cat that was an inch away from having the longest whiskers.

Measuring parts of your pets for attempts at record breaking is just something pet owners do.
 
2017-10-04 09:25:03 AM  
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2017-10-04 10:29:37 AM  

Snapper Carr: I'm sure subby meant it in an icky gross context but there are few things funnier to me than a dog eating peanut butter. It's a win win. The dog gets a yummy treat and I get to giggle my ass off for a few minutes.
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Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine. - Pterry
 
2017-10-04 10:37:51 AM  

berylman: I really don't want to know how this meme came into existence.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215129/quotes/qt0359702

Too bad :^)
 
2017-10-04 11:09:39 AM  

that was my nickname in highschool: berylman: I really don't want to know how this meme came into existence.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215129/quotes/qt0359702

Too bad :^)


Wrong. The origin is amateur beast pron. Tom Green just watched a shiatload of it in Canadian VHS in the 90s.
 
2017-10-04 04:11:55 PM  
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2017-10-05 12:34:27 AM  
but can he lick his eye brows?
 
2017-10-05 03:10:52 AM  

sparks2021: that was my nickname in highschool: berylman: I really don't want to know how this meme came into existence.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215129/quotes/qt0359702

Too bad :^)

Wrong. The origin is amateur beast pron. Tom Green just watched a shiatload of it in Canadian VHS in the 90s.


Possibly relevant?
 
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