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(AARP)   Some odd medical claims include: 1,700 people that were struck by a cow and 200 were struck by a chicken   ( aarp.org) divider line
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2017-10-03 07:28:31 PM  
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Truly, modern society's greatest menace...
2017-10-03 05:51:03 PM  
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I guess I can kind of see the chicken getting loose and going after all those people, but, wow, that one cow really got around! You'd think after the thousandth person he struck they would have made more of an effort to catch her. The cow probably terrorized the town for months, striking at will.
2017-10-03 09:28:40 PM  
2 votes:
My personal favorite ICD-10 code is V97.33XD.  "Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter."
2017-10-04 12:13:25 AM  
1 vote:

noneyourbase: My personal favorite ICD-10 code is V97.33XD.  "Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter."


I'll raise V91.07XD "Burn due to water-skis on fire".
2017-10-03 08:14:39 PM  
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That Guy What Stole the Bacon: [img.fark.net image 425x370]

Truly, modern society's greatest menace...


Oh, I don't know, this guy might have had something to do with that...
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/met Charlie Adler at AC this year. Nice guy.
2017-10-03 07:47:30 PM  
1 vote:
...in a row??
2017-10-03 07:43:32 PM  
1 vote:
What about the guy struck by a turtle?
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