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(Fox News)   Sean Hannity, to the Left: "Have you no shame, sirs?"   ( insider.foxnews.com) divider line
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2017-10-03 07:48:02 AM  
Don't you have a waterboarding to weasel out of, Lumpy?
 
2017-10-03 07:51:54 AM  
Don't you have a confederate statue to hump violently, Lumpy?
 
2017-10-03 07:54:31 AM  
I'll bet Hannity had to look up "Shame" in the dictionary.  He hasn't had it for so long he probably doesn't even remember what it means.
 
2017-10-03 07:54:31 AM  

somedude210: Don't you have a confederate statue to hump violently, Lumpy?


wouldn't Defiant Girl be more appropriate for a GOPer contemplating statutory rape?
 
2017-10-03 08:03:32 AM  

pueblonative: somedude210: Don't you have a confederate statue to hump violently, Lumpy?

wouldn't Defiant Girl be more appropriate for a GOPer contemplating statutory rape?


*ba-dum ching*
 
2017-10-03 08:06:47 AM  
Poor guy, died of pancreatic cancer.

Wow, I sure hope they find a cure one day.

NOW?!  Have you no shame?
 
2017-10-03 08:09:36 AM  
Hannity is the textbook case of the better part of him running down his mother's ass and ending up as a brown stain on the mattress.
 
2017-10-03 08:11:49 AM  
That poor guy, dead when a piece of that bridge collapsed under him.

I knew we should put more money into infrastructure repairs.

NOW?! Have you no shame?
 
2017-10-03 08:14:05 AM  
I'm sure he'll be more comfortable having a rational discussion on gun control in a week.
 
2017-10-03 08:16:30 AM  

kevlar51: I'm sure he'll be more comfortable having a rational discussion on gun control in a week.


Except next week's mass shooting will again make it a bad time to talk about it.
 
2017-10-03 08:34:22 AM  
If the shooter was a brown person or Muslim Hannity would be hypershaming himself
 
2017-10-03 08:35:22 AM  

pueblonative: Don't you have a waterboarding to weasel out of, Lumpy?


There's veterans still waiting for him to cut a check from his supposed benefit concerts, too.
 
2017-10-03 08:41:32 AM  
Hannity can say the word, but he can't spell it or actually define it. It is a concept he can and will never grok.
On the other hand, "shade", he knows shade.
 
2017-10-03 08:42:11 AM  
Sean Hannity is a bad reporter and generally acts like an ass.

I think Fox News should think about firing him.

NOW?! Have you no shame?
 
2017-10-03 08:51:17 AM  
Trevor Noah said it best when it said, "If after a mass shooting, it isn't the time to talk about gun laws, when is?"
 
2017-10-03 08:52:46 AM  
Until he gets waterboarded, he has no standing and no credibility.
 
2017-10-03 08:53:41 AM  
Considering Las Vega was our 273rd mass shooting in 275 days, I guess there will never be an appropriate time to talk about gun control.  Ah well, the price of freedom and all that.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/las-vega​s​-shooting-us-number-gun-massacres-2017-latest-stephen-paddock-a7979666​.html
 
2017-10-03 08:53:46 AM  
Lumpy Dummy answered the call
Lumpy Dummy had a good bawl
All FOX's bimbos and dopey straw men
Couldn't help Lumpy beat Maddow again.
 
2017-10-03 08:54:54 AM  
Hannity is one of those people with whom I never need to click the link to confirm. It's always a given. He's an asshole.
 
2017-10-03 08:55:42 AM  
The rest of us have nothing to be ashamed of here, Sean.

You seem a little hazy on the concept of shame yourself.
 
2017-10-03 08:55:45 AM  
I think the lack of any desire to try and prevent these mass shootings is more shameful.

But may be that's just me.
 
2017-10-03 08:56:26 AM  
Doesn't he have a Clinton murder conspiracy to masturbate to?
 
2017-10-03 08:56:27 AM  
tis the season to plant Sean
not later
NOW

pastorkylehuber.com

/fark your feelings!
 
2017-10-03 08:56:31 AM  
Nope, no shame.
However, if we had our way, we'd also have at least 59 less corpses.
 
2017-10-03 08:57:23 AM  
Trump buys him dinner every once in a while, so he's literally a cheap date.
 
2017-10-03 08:57:39 AM  

pueblonative: somedude210: Don't you have a confederate statue to hump violently, Lumpy?

wouldn't Defiant Girl be more appropriate for a GOPer contemplating statutory rape?


Nah, too risky a target. Charging Bull would shove a horn right up Sean's fat arse if he tried.
 
2017-10-03 08:58:07 AM  
Here's how little shame I have, Hannity - I wish you'd been the only victim of the shooting.
 
2017-10-03 08:58:10 AM  
But pushing for tax cuts for the wealthy in response to deadly hurricanes? Totally ok, right?
 
2017-10-03 08:58:29 AM  
Wanting 60 of my fellow Americans not to die.by passing some legislation on.weapons of mass killing ability is not politicizing it.

It should be simple basic human decency
 
2017-10-03 08:58:38 AM  
Hannity of course, was the first to break the world shaking story of Obama putting Dijon mustard on a hamburger.
 
2017-10-03 08:58:39 AM  

MikeyFuccon: pueblonative: somedude210: Don't you have a confederate statue to hump violently, Lumpy?

wouldn't Defiant Girl be more appropriate for a GOPer contemplating statutory rape?

Nah, too risky a target. Charging Bull would shove a horn right up Sean's fat arse if he tried.


I remember reading about some Wall Street douchebags who already sexually assaulted the Defiant Girl statue.
 
2017-10-03 09:00:13 AM  
Well, Hannity's quite the coont, so of course
 
2017-10-03 09:00:38 AM  
Man, Puerto Rico got completely demolished by that hurricane.

Yeah, we should really get our shiat together to send them some aid.

NOW?!  Have you no shame?
 
2017-10-03 09:02:04 AM  
Well, there goes my morning coffee, all over the keyboard.

Ah well, I should be drinking something stronger anyway, I think.
 
2017-10-03 09:03:08 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Trevor Noah said it best when it said, "If after a mass shooting, it isn't the time to talk about gun laws, when is?"


Shenanigans.
It is always "after a shooting" in USA.
 
2017-10-03 09:03:30 AM  
There are an awful lot of people who were movie theater projectionists in their past life, starting with him.
 
2017-10-03 09:04:21 AM  
Hannity is just mad because his pal Trump can't bomb some other country for this massacre! Old white guys are really cramping hannity's style.
 
2017-10-03 09:05:19 AM  
I really can't understand how ANYONE buys into this mentality of "Oh, you want to stop a future event, so you're politicizing a tragedy. If there isn't a tragedy, we will ignore the legislation, since there's no public outcry." I try to understand, but still can't. "Christian conservatives" are the most regressive, hate-filled, echo-chamber entrenched people there are...
 
2017-10-03 09:05:21 AM  
Don't worry. If a bunch of dead children can't motivate Congress to act, this has no chance in Hell. Besides, it is a complicated issue and we don't do complicated solutions.
 
2017-10-03 09:05:25 AM  
Making lots of money off fake charity concerts is still ok though, right?
 
2017-10-03 09:05:46 AM  
With so many people slain by gun violence, I'm surprised Lumpy hasn't tried to start a charity for them so he can steal from that, too.
 
2017-10-03 09:07:01 AM  
In a nutshell: You must never learn from your mistakes, humanity. Learning makes Republicans get all frowny.
 
2017-10-03 09:07:48 AM  
This is the same shiat he pulls after every single mass shooting, its part of the script.

The only people that listen to this are his established audience, and old age will take care of them soon enough if the GOP health care plan ever happens. Its almost sounds like the the problem will solve itself, we just have to last long enough for these assholes to remove themselves from society.
 
2017-10-03 09:09:25 AM  
He's right.  I don't have any shame, it bled on out of my onto the asphalt.
 
2017-10-03 09:10:37 AM  
When was the Pulse shooting? Last summer? If we can't talk about Las Vegas, can we talk about that one?

No? Too soon or too late? Too late? Okay. I'll check in around Thanksgiving for a Vegas disc...oh you don't give two farks how many people were killed? Interesting.
 
2017-10-03 09:10:38 AM  

Circusdog320: If the shooter was a brown person or Muslim Hannity would be hypershaming himself


If Sean Hannity isn't sympathetic to brown people, then how come he got a brown belt in karate?

Sounds to me that if you're really that racist against brown, then you stop at your purple belt.
 
2017-10-03 09:11:03 AM  
media1.britannica.com

Yesterday, December 7th, 1941-a date which will live in infamy-the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked, though it is far too soon to point fingers or play the blame game.

Other such events have also occurred elsewhere in the Pacific, yes, but all may be seen as lone-wolf actions of deranged individuals, and attempting to find any sort of link between them would be politicising tragedy for the sake of a narrative.

As Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that thoughts and prayers be sent to the victims, and remind all Americans that now is not the time to politicize such a tragedy with divisive proposals. Let no American dance on the graves of the dead by demanding that such-and-such be done, or use the innocent victims as an excuse to ram their pet proposals regarding this or that through Congress.

Everything is probably fine.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this sad "act of violence", the American people in their righteous might will unite and come together in the name of unity and coming together.

I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only come together, but will make it very certain that this form of tragedy shall never again be entertained as a realistic possibility in our minds until it happens again, and again, and again, and again.

With confidence in our strength, and with absolutely no attempt whatsoever to link this event to others it might remind us of, we will find some sort of non-actionable and non-specific sense of meaning out of this event-so help us God.

I ask that the Congress declare that, given the unprovoked and dastardly attack by some lone-wolf attackers on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, we must all remember that freedom has its costs, and that a state of carrying-on-as-normal will henceforth exist between the United States and also everyone else.
 
2017-10-03 09:11:18 AM  
Sean Hannity is an advanced case of lumpy colorectal cancer removed from William F. Buckley's asshole in 1961, that has since sprouted legs and learned how to put on a suit and speak.
 
2017-10-03 09:11:28 AM  

MrBallou: Sean Hannity is a bad reporter and generally acts like an ass.

I think Fox News should think about firing him.

NOW?! Have you no shame?


There are no reporters on fox news. Only talking heads spewing right wing propaganda. They should all be shamed into oblivion.
 
2017-10-03 09:11:45 AM  

pkjun: [media1.britannica.com image 550x424]

Yesterday, December 7th, 1941-a date which will live in infamy-the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked, though it is far too soon to point fingers or play the blame game.

Other such events have also occurred elsewhere in the Pacific, yes, but all may be seen as lone-wolf actions of deranged individuals, and attempting to find any sort of link between them would be politicising tragedy for the sake of a narrative.

As Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that thoughts and prayers be sent to the victims, and remind all Americans that now is not the time to politicize such a tragedy with divisive proposals. Let no American dance on the graves of the dead by demanding that such-and-such be done, or use the innocent victims as an excuse to ram their pet proposals regarding this or that through Congress.

Everything is probably fine.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this sad "act of violence", the American people in their righteous might will unite and come together in the name of unity and coming together.

I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only come together, but will make it very certain that this form of tragedy shall never again be entertained as a realistic possibility in our minds until it happens again, and again, and again, and again.

With confidence in our strength, and with absolutely no attempt whatsoever to link this event to others it might remind us of, we will find some sort of non-actionable and non-specific sense of meaning out of this event-so help us God.

I ask that the Congress declare that, given the unprovoked and dastardly attack by some lone-wolf attackers on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, we must all remember that freedom has its costs, and that a state of carrying-on-as-normal will henceforth exist between the United States and also everyone else.


Yeah, that works.
 
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