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(iNews (UK))   These are not the droids for which thou search'st, writes the author combining Star Wars and Shakespeare   ( inews.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Star Wars, Jedi, Sith, Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Force Doth Awaken, Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith  
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2017-10-03 10:57:59 AM  
10 votes:
Vader:  Thou wast never told the fate of he who sired thee
Luke:  Most abominable creature, thou hast slain him
Vader:  Nay.  I and thy father stand before thee now.
Luke:  Nay!  Thou liests, villain!  [exeunt severely and vertically]
2017-10-03 12:59:16 PM  
4 votes:
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2017-10-03 10:23:55 AM  
3 votes:
I'll just leave this here:

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2017-10-03 02:23:45 PM  
2 votes:

bigfatbuddhist: Vader:  Thou wast never told the fate of he who sired thee
Luke:  Most abominable creature, thou hast slain him
Vader:  Nay.  I and thy father stand before thee now.
Luke:  Nay!  Thou liests, villain!  [exeunt severely and vertically]


From the play Back Striketh the Empire
2017-10-04 10:21:57 AM  
1 vote:
Oh God. This is real. Two great tastes that go great together.
2017-10-03 08:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
His Shakespeare sucks, and per the article he had to actually watch the movies, instead of recite the line from memory.  I took a stab at this topic years ago.  From my ancient old blog post:

HAN: I'm captain of a ship, the Thousandth Hawk.
My hirsute engineer reports you need
Conveyance to the duchy Alderaan.

OBI-WAN: Indeed, if fast thy ship-

HAN: If fast? You dare?
You jest! The Hawk, a novelty to thee?

OBI-WAN: Should it not be?

HAN: Not it, but her, and hark!
With grace and guile she Kessel's Run endured,
And vessels of the Empire did evade!
Not skiff or ketch, but dreadnoughts gilt and stern,
Corelli's naval masterpieces, spurned!
She's fast enough for thee, thou wrinkled mage.
But what wouldst thou employ me to transport?

OBI-WAN: Not what, but whom: my own self, and a boy.
And two machines of service-and pry not.

HAN: Of course; but whence this hush-

OBI-WAN: Suffice to say
We'd rather not Imper'ials intersect.
2017-10-03 12:48:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2017-10-03 12:46:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2017-10-03 12:29:51 PM  
1 vote:
Vader: Obi-Wan left the question of thou father in doubt.

Luke:  Your foul hand slew my father with a light blade!

Vader:  Nay!  I am your father.
 
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