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(USA Today)   If Batman asked Catwoman to marry him, what would she say? (spoilers)   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Batman, book Batman No., Batman issue, contains significant details, Gotham City, writer Tom King, Gotham City Bed, Superhero  
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2017-10-03 12:25:01 PM  
18 votes:
He'll have the same problem that faced Frozone.

Bruce: Where is my super suit?
Selina: What?
Bruce: WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT? WHERE?
Selina: Why do you need to know?
Bruce: I NEED IT!
Selina: Uh-huh.
Bruce: THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER! YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Selina: "Greater good?" I'm your wife! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!
2017-10-03 11:19:32 AM  
12 votes:
Wedding presents from Bed, Bat and Beyond.
2017-10-03 01:11:48 PM  
10 votes:
This is why Superman can only bang Wonder Woman

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2017-10-03 11:46:27 AM  
10 votes:

LucasLuminaro: Nevermind that.. Imagine their children?   Good looking, half bat/half cat - world class burglar/detective with a fortune inheritance, a knack for gadgetry, and ninja skills?   Unstoppable!


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2017-10-03 09:38:29 AM  
10 votes:
"I can't marry you. You have bats in your belfry"
2017-10-03 10:56:57 AM  
9 votes:
I bet she has a bad case of toxoplasmosis.
2017-10-03 10:35:41 AM  
6 votes:
Meow?
2017-10-03 03:36:07 PM  
5 votes:
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2017-10-03 01:30:26 PM  
5 votes:
Imagine the BATchelor party!!!

BOOM!!!
2017-10-03 11:48:22 AM  
5 votes:

physt: Right... two unstable people getting married is going to work out just fine...


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2017-10-03 11:37:14 AM  
5 votes:
Dude! I just turned 18!

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2017-10-03 11:27:29 AM  
5 votes:
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2017-10-03 02:21:54 PM  
4 votes:
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2017-10-03 11:22:42 AM  
4 votes:
2017-10-03 10:58:05 AM  
4 votes:
Right... two unstable people getting married is going to work out just fine...
2017-10-03 06:59:12 PM  
3 votes:

billygeek: Imagine the BATchelor party!!!

BOOM!!!


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2017-10-03 06:57:00 PM  
3 votes:

killzoe: Let's see - they get married, somebody kills her, Bats vows revenge.  Comic tropes in action.


Naw. Someone kills Alfred, Bats makes a deal with the Devil to bring him back to life at the cost of his marriage, fans riot as Spider-Man fans laugh trying to forget certain memories.
2017-10-03 01:51:38 PM  
3 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Dude! I just turned 18!

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I wonder if she uses the same eye-wrangler service as Uma Thurman?
2017-10-03 12:16:41 PM  
3 votes:
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2017-10-03 09:19:19 PM  
2 votes:

Fano: ElectricPeterTork: Flappyhead: billygeek: Imagine the BATchelor party!!!

BOOM!!!

Was it DC where the groom to be found out his fiancee was a former porn star at his bachelor party?

No, that was Incredible Hulk #417, when Hulk threw a bachelor party for Rick Jones, and the stag film they wound up showing starred Rick's soon to be wife, Marlo.

Of course, Marlo started out in the book nailing the Grey Hulk in Vegas, so there were already issues there.

Then later, she left Rick and lezzed out with Moonstone for a while.

The Hulk/Captain  Marvel books sort of went to hell around that time and I can't tell you what happened after 2006ish.

As for Catwoman and Batman? God, DC is sad and pathetic.

Tracedby Greg Land?


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2017-10-03 09:13:47 PM  
2 votes:

BeesNuts: CNichols: BeesNuts: Best Comic Love Scene Ever.

Yes, yes, Gutts and Casks is very sweet. Shame that everything irrevocably goes to the maximum possible level of shiat immediately afterwards.

It goes to the maximum possible level of shiat IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCENE.  And then it gets worse after.

I was being coy.

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Oglaf?
2017-10-03 03:27:39 PM  
2 votes:
"Not meow, i want it to be purrfect."
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2017-10-03 02:23:42 PM  
2 votes:
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2017-10-03 01:44:13 PM  
2 votes:

Snapper Carr: Meh.

I prefer those two as flirtatious occasional adversaries. I mean they dig each other but they know it would never work long term because he's nuts and she likes shiny things too much.


She likes stealing shiny things.
Bruce "I use bat-wings in all of my de-co-ra-ting!" Wayne could buy her vast mounds of shiny things, but it wouldn't have the same thrill as taking them.
2017-10-03 12:04:25 PM  
2 votes:
They could double date with The Joker and Harley Quinn. Like a temporary truce. The Joker knows Batman's identity, doesn't he?
2017-10-03 10:59:09 AM  
2 votes:
Marrying Batman? What next, marrying Superman and Lois Lane?
2017-10-03 10:57:21 AM  
2 votes:
She hacked up a furball, didn't she?
2017-10-03 10:53:32 AM  
2 votes:
"A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."
2017-10-03 11:43:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2017-10-03 09:15:17 PM  
1 vote:

ElectricPeterTork: Flappyhead: billygeek: Imagine the BATchelor party!!!

BOOM!!!

Was it DC where the groom to be found out his fiancee was a former porn star at his bachelor party?

No, that was Incredible Hulk #417, when Hulk threw a bachelor party for Rick Jones, and the stag film they wound up showing starred Rick's soon to be wife, Marlo.

Of course, Marlo started out in the book nailing the Grey Hulk in Vegas, so there were already issues there.

Then later, she left Rick and lezzed out with Moonstone for a while.

The Hulk/Captain  Marvel books sort of went to hell around that time and I can't tell you what happened after 2006ish.

As for Catwoman and Batman? God, DC is sad and pathetic.


Tracedby Greg Land?
2017-10-03 08:56:21 PM  
1 vote:

johnphantom: Need more pictures of the various catwomen. Leaning towards Michelle.


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Anne Hathaway was a child.
2017-10-03 02:16:40 PM  
1 vote:
She'd say "I'm fictional so whatever the writer thinks would sell more comics is what I'd do."
2017-10-03 01:34:51 PM  
1 vote:

billygeek: Imagine the BATchelor party!!!

BOOM!!!


I think it might go a little something like this.....

"Birds of Prey" from Batman: The Brave and The Bold
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2017-10-03 12:12:56 PM  
1 vote:
Bat-Wife!
Booga booga booga booga
Bat-Wife!

Bat-Wife; Bat-Wife, Bat-Wife!
2017-10-03 11:49:03 AM  
1 vote:

MVEAlpha: Either something will happen that results in the wedding getting called off, or Selena dies.

Only two ways I see this ending.


Calling it now, Talia interrupts the wedding with The League of Assassins.
2017-10-03 11:36:26 AM  
1 vote:
Nevermind that.. Imagine their children?   Good looking, half bat/half cat - world class burglar/detective with a fortune inheritance, a knack for gadgetry, and ninja skills?   Unstoppable!
 
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