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(USA Today)   If Batman asked Catwoman to marry him, what would she say? (spoilers)   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-10-03 09:38:29 AM  
"I can't marry you. You have bats in your belfry"
 
2017-10-03 10:35:41 AM  
Meow?
 
2017-10-03 10:53:32 AM  
"A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."
 
2017-10-03 10:56:57 AM  
I bet she has a bad case of toxoplasmosis.
 
2017-10-03 10:57:21 AM  
She hacked up a furball, didn't she?
 
2017-10-03 10:58:05 AM  
Right... two unstable people getting married is going to work out just fine...
 
2017-10-03 10:58:24 AM  
...wait, last time that happened, we ended up with both of them dead and Huntress, right?
 
2017-10-03 10:59:09 AM  
Marrying Batman? What next, marrying Superman and Lois Lane?
 
2017-10-03 11:06:56 AM  
No real surprise. Hell, I've known for years that if Bats ever would/could, Selina would be the only possible choice.

/Yes, it's a comic
//No, I'm not really taking it that seriously
///Writers/artists still achieved their desired "warm fuzzy" from this particular fan.
//Hopeless romantic at heart...everyone deserves some happiness, and I have a soft spot for broken people
/Last slashie for symmetry!
 
2017-10-03 11:11:03 AM  
Meh.

I prefer those two as flirtatious occasional adversaries. I mean they dig each other but they know it would never work long term because he's nuts and she likes shiny things too much.
 
2017-10-03 11:19:32 AM  
Wedding presents from Bed, Bat and Beyond.
 
2017-10-03 11:22:42 AM  
 
2017-10-03 11:23:56 AM  
Let's see - they get married, somebody kills her, Bats vows revenge.  Comic tropes in action.
 
2017-10-03 11:27:29 AM  
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2017-10-03 11:36:26 AM  
Nevermind that.. Imagine their children?   Good looking, half bat/half cat - world class burglar/detective with a fortune inheritance, a knack for gadgetry, and ninja skills?   Unstoppable!
 
2017-10-03 11:36:50 AM  
I personally prefer the Wonder Woman / Batman idea, Diana is much more stable mentally than any of Bruce's other intrests.
 
2017-10-03 11:37:14 AM  

BeesNuts: Best Comic Love Scene Ever.


also WTF is going on here? xD
 
2017-10-03 11:37:14 AM  
Dude! I just turned 18!

i.redd.it
i.imgur.com
 
2017-10-03 11:38:25 AM  

exparrot: "A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."


Best Batman movie of all time, ever.
 
2017-10-03 11:46:23 AM  
Either something will happen that results in the wedding getting called off, or Selena dies.

Only two ways I see this ending.
 
2017-10-03 11:46:27 AM  

LucasLuminaro: Nevermind that.. Imagine their children?   Good looking, half bat/half cat - world class burglar/detective with a fortune inheritance, a knack for gadgetry, and ninja skills?   Unstoppable!


i.pinimg.com
 
2017-10-03 11:48:22 AM  

physt: Right... two unstable people getting married is going to work out just fine...


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2017-10-03 11:49:03 AM  

MVEAlpha: Either something will happen that results in the wedding getting called off, or Selena dies.

Only two ways I see this ending.


Calling it now, Talia interrupts the wedding with The League of Assassins.
 
2017-10-03 11:55:11 AM  
News at 11...Cat marries rodent!!
 
2017-10-03 12:04:25 PM  
They could double date with The Joker and Harley Quinn. Like a temporary truce. The Joker knows Batman's identity, doesn't he?
 
2017-10-03 12:07:17 PM  

LucasLuminaro: Nevermind that.. Imagine their children?   Good looking, half bat/half cat - world class burglar/detective with a fortune inheritance, a knack for gadgetry, and ninja skills?   Unstoppable!


Yeah, she'd be great, and has been since 1977
 
2017-10-03 12:12:56 PM  
Bat-Wife!
Booga booga booga booga
Bat-Wife!

Bat-Wife; Bat-Wife, Bat-Wife!
 
2017-10-03 12:14:49 PM  
Dooooomed.
Once you release the tension, the series is OVER.
Sam and Diane in Cheers, Mulder and Scully in X-Files, Joel and Maggie in Northern Exposure...
 
2017-10-03 12:16:41 PM  
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2017-10-03 12:16:59 PM  

ShadowLAnCeR: I personally prefer the Wonder Woman / Batman idea, Diana is much more stable mentally than any of Bruce's other intrests.


Bruce on the other hand . . .

JL #57 Batman has issues
Youtube 2MwN2VGoozM
 
2017-10-03 12:25:01 PM  
He'll have the same problem that faced Frozone.

Bruce: Where is my super suit?
Selina: What?
Bruce: WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT? WHERE?
Selina: Why do you need to know?
Bruce: I NEED IT!
Selina: Uh-huh.
Bruce: THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER! YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Selina: "Greater good?" I'm your wife! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!
 
2017-10-03 12:55:50 PM  
I liked the Tell-Tale version.  It explored several routes the relationship could have taken.  I tried several play-through options and liked all of them.

White Knighting Catwoman gets you reprimanded.
Letting her do it herself also gets you reprimanded.

It's almost like they wrote the part for my wife.  Balance on that balance beam, Bruce!
 
2017-10-03 01:11:04 PM  
Depends, is Frank Miller the writer?
 
2017-10-03 01:11:48 PM  
This is why Superman can only bang Wonder Woman

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2017-10-03 01:30:26 PM  
Imagine the BATchelor party!!!

BOOM!!!
 
2017-10-03 01:34:40 PM  

BeesNuts: Best Comic Love Scene Ever.


Yes, yes, Gutts and Casks is very sweet. Shame that everything irrevocably goes to the maximum possible level of shiat immediately afterwards.
 
2017-10-03 01:34:51 PM  

billygeek: Imagine the BATchelor party!!!

BOOM!!!


I think it might go a little something like this.....

"Birds of Prey" from Batman: The Brave and The Bold
Youtube fAFP0IoMfsA
 
2017-10-03 01:36:49 PM  

End_Of_Line: exparrot: "A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

Best Batman movie of all time, ever.


Counterpoint: Penguin Army.
vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2017-10-03 01:42:07 PM  

billygeek: Imagine the BATchelor party!!!

BOOM!!!


Was it DC where the groom to be found out his fiancee was a former porn star at his bachelor party?
 
2017-10-03 01:44:13 PM  

Snapper Carr: Meh.

I prefer those two as flirtatious occasional adversaries. I mean they dig each other but they know it would never work long term because he's nuts and she likes shiny things too much.


She likes stealing shiny things.
Bruce "I use bat-wings in all of my de-co-ra-ting!" Wayne could buy her vast mounds of shiny things, but it wouldn't have the same thrill as taking them.
 
2017-10-03 01:44:56 PM  
Does Catwoman realize she's getting five step-kids in the bargin? Four adopted (Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass) and one biological (Damian).

Plus there's the kid Catwoman gave up for adoption.

/is any of that still in continuity?
//I don't even know any more
///fark reboots and fark the nu52
 
2017-10-03 01:51:38 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Dude! I just turned 18!

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I wonder if she uses the same eye-wrangler service as Uma Thurman?
 
2017-10-03 02:07:50 PM  

CNichols: BeesNuts: Best Comic Love Scene Ever.

Yes, yes, Gutts and Casks is very sweet. Shame that everything irrevocably goes to the maximum possible level of shiat immediately afterwards.


It goes to the maximum possible level of shiat IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCENE.  And then it gets worse after.

I was being coy.

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-03 02:16:40 PM  
She'd say "I'm fictional so whatever the writer thinks would sell more comics is what I'd do."
 
2017-10-03 02:21:54 PM  
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2017-10-03 02:23:42 PM  
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2017-10-03 02:34:15 PM  

slapmastered: No real surprise. Hell, I've known for years that if Bats ever would/could, Selina would be the only possible choice.

I just watched 1993's Batman: Mask of the Phantasm. It was good. Bruce isn't allowed happiness. His parents haunt him if he tries, because he made a vow to fight evil, not be a normal guy.
I also watched the new Batman and Harley Quinn. i do not recommend. It was bipolar between being a kids cartoon, and having odd things like harley raping "nightwig"

DjangoStonereaver: LucasLuminaro: Nevermind that.. Imagine their children?   Good looking, half bat/half cat - world class burglar/detective with a fortune inheritance, a knack for gadgetry, and ninja skills?   Unstoppable!

Yeah, she'd be great, and has been since 1977


hrm.. i need to get around to watching the birds of prey tv series
 
2017-10-03 03:15:56 PM  

mrsleep: Dooooomed.
Once you release the tension, the series is OVER.
Sam and Diane in Cheers, Mulder and Scully in X-Files, Joel and Maggie in Northern Exposure...


No. First of all, Batman story isn't hinged on the relationship.

Second: Superman and Lois Lane marriage was brought back after the Wonder Woman/Superman relationship tanked. In fact, Married Superman actually made his stories more interesting.

Third: Your examples are just bad handling of the characters.

Fourth: it's doomed because it's happening in the middle of Tom Kings story arc. If it was happening near the end, then yeah. But story structure gives you the biggest clue.
 
2017-10-03 03:17:49 PM  
This is nice and all, but if they don't do something to sabotage their relationship in the 11th hour and actually have them get married, in a few years they'll retcon the whole freaking thing to the the point where they don't even know each other again, or some such nonsense.

Comic books are basically soap operas with superheroes in them.  No one ever stays dead, relationships form and fall apart in the blink of an eye, people you think are good turn out bad, yadda yadda.
 
2017-10-03 03:19:06 PM  

YodaBlues: End_Of_Line: exparrot: "A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

Best Batman movie of all time, ever.

Counterpoint: Penguin Army.
[vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x113]


I never said that there were not low points.

Still awesome. YMMV
 
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