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(Metro)   There's nothing like strippers to bring your funeral alive   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-10-03 12:56:51 AM  
25 votes:
She told me she was going to dance on my grave.
I told her I would have them put up a pole so she'd feel right at home.
2017-10-02 09:33:12 PM  
10 votes:
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2017-10-03 04:01:13 AM  
6 votes:
"Taiwan's funeral strippers could have remained obscure were it not for a man named Marc L Moskowitz.
This US academic, who heads up the anthropology department at the University of South Carolina, spent a total of 11 years living and working in Chinese-speaking Asia.
"

Ahh, such selfless asceticism, dedicated to the austere life of the true academic!
2017-10-03 12:48:34 AM  
6 votes:
So they want more than one stiff at the funeral?
2017-10-03 09:01:01 AM  
5 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.


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2017-10-03 06:33:21 AM  
4 votes:
Everything you need to know about Taiwan's funeral strippers

She has a penis under that skirt.
2017-10-03 04:16:40 AM  
4 votes:

NoahBuddy: "Taiwan's funeral strippers could have remained obscure were it not for a man named Marc L Moskowitz.
This US academic, who heads up the anthropology department at the University of South Carolina, spent a total of 11 years living and working in Chinese-speaking Asia."

Ahh, such selfless asceticism, dedicated to the austere life of the true academic!


An academic's life is very different to that of a square...
2017-10-03 12:02:43 AM  
3 votes:
How much extra to have them buried with me?
2017-10-03 07:35:37 AM  
1 vote:
i.makeagif.com
2017-10-03 12:42:38 AM  
1 vote:
I'm a Zoroastrian.  The strippers coming to my funeral are a whole different breed.
2017-10-02 09:31:04 PM  
1 vote:
Damn, that was my plan.  Now I'm gonna have to go with gladiator games and tossing white collar criminals to the lions.
 
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