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(Men's Health)   STD rates are at an all-time high, except among Farkers   ( menshealth.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, percent increase, Sexually transmitted disease, LELO Hex Condoms, likely reasons STDs, sexually transmitted diseases, Chlamydia infection, casual sex, AIDS  
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2017-10-02 10:52:11 PM  
18 votes:
Count me clean.  I am not going to pay for CBS All Access.
2017-10-03 12:16:19 AM  
5 votes:

SwiftFox: Remember, when you connect your computer to the Internet, you're connecting your computer to every other computer that has ever connected to the Internet


Go on...
2017-10-03 10:44:44 AM  
4 votes:

STDMan69: biggamehickman: 3 rubbers and a bottle of lube for $27?  To hell with it, I'm going in dry!

/Why does it sting when I pee?

Protip: If the woman is alive, you don't need lube.


Username absolutely checks out
2017-10-02 10:30:47 PM  
4 votes:
Speak for yourself cleanmitter.
2017-10-03 07:56:12 AM  
3 votes:

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Unikitty: So if you see a little white dot near the glans, pass. Same for the labia. It's very rare to get an honest to god pimple on the genitals, but an in-grown hair can look like an STD.

Because the first thing I do with a new partner as soon as the pants come off is stop and inspect their parts closely with a jeweler's loupe and tac light.


With which part of your user name are you unfamiliar?

/does not check out
2017-10-02 11:55:25 PM  
3 votes:
Remember, when you connect your computer to the Internet, you're connecting your computer to every other computer that has ever connected to the Internet
2017-10-03 06:40:53 PM  
2 votes:
Gee, you think an anonymous sex app is a bad idea?

PRUDE!

Swipe right and right and right and right....
2017-10-03 12:59:47 AM  
2 votes:
3 rubbers and a bottle of lube for $27?  To hell with it, I'm going in dry!

/Why does it sting when I pee?
2017-10-02 11:43:10 PM  
2 votes:

Dave and the Mission: Count me clean.  I am not going to pay for CBS All Access.


Agreed.
My browser wears a rubber.
2017-10-03 04:51:25 PM  
1 vote:
Me: I need to have an STD test
Doctor: Have you been sexually active?
Me: *cries and runs out of the room*
2017-10-03 11:31:57 AM  
1 vote:

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Unikitty: So if you see a little white dot near the glans, pass. Same for the labia. It's very rare to get an honest to god pimple on the genitals, but an in-grown hair can look like an STD.

Because the first thing I do with a new partner as soon as the pants come off is stop and inspect their parts closely with a jeweler's loupe and tac light.


Well Mr. Fancynopants, what do YOU do during foreplay for the Journey to the Center of the Earth roleplay? The entire premise falls apart if you're not doing your pre-mission inspections.
2017-10-03 10:42:49 AM  
1 vote:
So fark is the control group.
2017-10-03 12:46:49 AM  
1 vote:
High alcohol content does usually kill most bugs.
2017-10-03 12:42:49 AM  
1 vote:
So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.
2017-10-03 12:29:39 AM  
1 vote:
Gee defunding Planned Parenthood has consequences. Who knew?
2017-10-02 10:34:04 PM  
1 vote:
Infected Girls by Electric Six is a good song to post in this thread
 
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