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(Page Six)   Justin Bieber is scum, we're not letting his filthy kind in here, say the residents of Beverly Hills   ( pagesix.com) divider line
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2017-10-02 09:19:47 PM  
7 votes:
C'mon you guys, it's not like he's trying to rent the Sixteenth Chapel.
2017-10-02 10:17:25 PM  
6 votes:
AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.
2017-10-02 11:27:04 PM  
4 votes:

AstroJesus: Stupid Guitar: AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.

Ah, yes, pustules in the gooch. Thank you.
Pustules in the gooch.

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2017-10-02 10:30:22 PM  
4 votes:

Stupid Guitar: AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.


Ah, yes, pustules in the gooch. Thank you.
Pustules in the gooch.
2017-10-02 11:11:46 PM  
3 votes:
He should move to Florida and be OJ's new Kato.
2017-10-02 11:53:58 PM  
2 votes:

Stupid Guitar: AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.


A cluster are bieboes, Latin pluralization being what it is.
2017-10-02 10:18:43 PM  
2 votes:
"We don't need his kind here!"
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2017-10-03 12:46:24 AM  
1 vote:

AstroJesus: Stupid Guitar: AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.

Ah, yes, pustules in the gooch. Thank you.
Pustules in the gooch.


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2017-10-02 10:48:57 PM  
1 vote:
DNRA:

I assume by "his filthy kind," they are referring to Canadians?
 
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