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(Page Six)   Justin Bieber is scum, we're not letting his filthy kind in here, say the residents of Beverly Hills   ( pagesix.com) divider line
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2017-10-02 08:22:41 PM  
He's kind of a pussy to be considered "scum", isn;t he?
 
2017-10-02 08:23:11 PM  
They have enough mediocre pop singers in Beverly Hills.
 
2017-10-02 09:19:47 PM  
C'mon you guys, it's not like he's trying to rent the Sixteenth Chapel.
 
2017-10-02 09:31:41 PM  
How do we know this isn't fake Bieber news or some kind of false flag operation to convince us that Beverly Hills has Biebers at all. What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?
 
2017-10-02 10:17:25 PM  
AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.
 
2017-10-02 10:18:43 PM  
"We don't need his kind here!"
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2017-10-02 10:18:58 PM  
Said as if the gene pool in Beverly Hills is in any way clean...
 
2017-10-02 10:25:38 PM  
Meh, a lot of that read like some sort of press release. They mentioned, multiple times, his tacky yet very vanilla tattoos, as if it were some sort of serious show of rebelliousness. Tats have lost all sense of rebelliousness, they are 100% mainstream now. Hell, even back when they weren't all that mainstream, an entertainment journalist would not have mentioned Bieber's crappy ink, except to remark on how crappy it is.

In short, Bieber's people wrote this article, in some lame attempt at keeping his name in the press, and have people talking about what a wild, badass, rebellious dude that Bieber is.
 
2017-10-02 10:30:22 PM  

Stupid Guitar: AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.


Ah, yes, pustules in the gooch. Thank you.
Pustules in the gooch.
 
2017-10-02 10:39:59 PM  
I like the kid. If he lives past 50 he may make a positive affect on not being a douche.

I'm rooting for you Justin, do it for You!
 
2017-10-02 10:48:57 PM  
DNRA:

I assume by "his filthy kind," they are referring to Canadians?
 
2017-10-02 11:11:46 PM  
He should move to Florida and be OJ's new Kato.
 
2017-10-02 11:27:04 PM  

AstroJesus: Stupid Guitar: AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.

Ah, yes, pustules in the gooch. Thank you.
Pustules in the gooch.

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-02 11:53:58 PM  

Stupid Guitar: AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.


A cluster are bieboes, Latin pluralization being what it is.
 
2017-10-03 12:05:42 AM  

ChiliBoots: A cluster are bieboes, Latin pluralization being what it is.


Ah, I stand corrected.

Mama always said I never was much for book learnin'.
 
2017-10-03 12:16:19 AM  
On a strange side note, I heard about this movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2967226/ (Killing Hasselhoff) recently. Bieber plays the voice of K.I.T.T.

... haven't watched it yet.
 
2017-10-03 12:35:18 AM  

LectertheChef: Meh, a lot of that read like some sort of press release. They mentioned, multiple times, his tacky yet very vanilla tattoos, as if it were some sort of serious show of rebelliousness. Tats have lost all sense of rebelliousness, they are 100% mainstream now. Hell, even back when they weren't all that mainstream, an entertainment journalist would not have mentioned Bieber's crappy ink, except to remark on how crappy it is.

In short, Bieber's people wrote this article, in some lame attempt at keeping his name in the press, and have people talking about what a wild, badass, rebellious dude that Bieber is.


It does a couple things....

Past the tattoos it does a great job of opening up any potential places to him that might want or like notoriety.  It also casts some shadows on Beverly Hills in some weird attempt to force someone to stand up and defend the place.

So...if you've ever been to Beverly Hills...and I mean, physically....not watched 90201 or something on TV....physically set foot in the place you kinda "get" what this is about with them.  They're the well-heeled and rich beyond most comprehension and having Bieber as a "renter" is almost entirely counter to what they stand for.  They want big tall gates, well-manicured lawns, homogenity (aside from occasional gaudy displays of wealth) and they don't want the attention.  They simply want to be "in" there for the status symbol and not known in any specific locale.  "Beverly Hills" is enough to say in conversation when it's asked where they live.  No more.
 
2017-10-03 12:46:24 AM  

AstroJesus: Stupid Guitar: AstroJesus:  What the hell is a Justin Bieber anyway?

It's not a comfortable subject to discuss, like "how do astronauts go to the bathroom" or the whole shiatting yourself when you die, but I'll explain.

A bieber is a cluster of pustules that erupt in the "gooch" region after jacking it to too many pictures of Latina pop singers.

The only known treatment is a week long series of lancings with knitting needles while sonically blasting the affected region with isolated vocal tracks by Geddy Lee from Rush.

Hope that helps.

Ah, yes, pustules in the gooch. Thank you.
Pustules in the gooch.


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-03 02:38:08 AM  
I'd rent him a house for 100 grand if he can stand to have cameras everywhere. Especially in the bathtub area.
 
2017-10-03 11:44:27 AM  
No hero tag?
 
2017-10-04 02:03:37 AM  
All I thought about
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2017-10-04 03:54:21 AM  
He rented a big house up here. They fell all over themselves to keep it a secret who was there to keep the groupies guessing. Life went on as usual around here...
 
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