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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   OJ Simpson's lawyer calls Florida attorney general 'stupidest person on the planet'   ( tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Criminal law, attorney general, Simpson, Crime, florida department, Lavergne, Bondi, General Pam Bondi  
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2017-10-02 06:20:17 PM  
The attorney obviously has not met Prick Scott or Marco "Little Putz" Rubio.
 
2017-10-02 06:25:37 PM  

Cewley: The attorney obviously has not met Prick Scott or Marco "Little Putz" Rubio.


Surprising as it may be to outsiders, Floridians do not always select their biggest idiots for holding their highest offices.
 
2017-10-02 06:53:13 PM  
OJ's attorney is not even in the first 1,000 people to call Bondi stupid. Anderson Cooper smack down of her last year was humorous.
 
2017-10-02 07:21:05 PM  
She's not stupid, she's just a ruthless political opportunist with no apparent sense of morality.
 
2017-10-02 07:43:43 PM  
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2017-10-02 08:12:01 PM  
She's a whore.
 
2017-10-02 08:12:07 PM  
But she's not the one who ended up in prison, did she?
 
2017-10-02 08:13:25 PM  
She's a documented Trumper, so he's not wrong.
 
2017-10-02 08:13:36 PM  
We all know oj's history. Dude could have said it better but essentially it was unprofessional for her to weigh in like she did. Pure grandstanding.
 
2017-10-02 08:22:55 PM  
Attention whores gonna attention whore.
 
2017-10-02 08:23:57 PM  
Somebody should arrange him a meeting with Steve King, Louie Gohmert, Mike Dense and Roy Moore.

If he's given some warning he should be able to glimpse them but escape before the inevitable implosion into a black hole of stupid caused by having all four of those in the same room at once.
 
2017-10-02 08:26:17 PM  
I'm no fan at all of the Attorney General Barbie playset that Rick Scott has...
That is all, OJ's lawyer is probably right, she's everything you'd expect from a Florida AG.
 
2017-10-02 08:33:02 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: She's not stupid, she's just a ruthless political opportunist with no apparent sense of morality.


And she's stupid.
 
2017-10-02 08:36:19 PM  
Is this the one Trump bribed to make a court case disappear?
 
2017-10-02 08:36:47 PM  

erik-k: Somebody should arrange him a meeting with Steve King, Louie Gohmert, Mike Dense and Roy Moore.

If he's given some warning he should be able to glimpse them but escape before the inevitable implosion into a black hole of stupid caused by having all four of those in the same room at once.


Came here to question that claim in a world where Louie Gohmert not only exists, but is considered a leader by some but see this has already been covered.

/"That's so Gohmert!" needs to become a thing people say.
//appropriate usage of the phrase should be pretty obvious
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2017-10-02 08:45:51 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Is this the one Trump bribed to make a court case disappear?


Yes, yes it is
 
2017-10-02 08:48:58 PM  
"What a complete stupid b----. F--- her," Lavergne said in an incensed interview with the Tampa Bay Times on Monday

Complete stupid biatch is the new full retard
 
2017-10-02 08:52:46 PM  
Also Trump said OJ was framed after his acquittal so Complete stupid biatch should be asked why she is openly contradicting her Employer by saying he was involved in those killings
 
2017-10-02 08:54:55 PM  
To be fair, Pam Bondi IS a stupid biatch. Hell the entire Florida government is comprised of stupid biatches.
 
2017-10-02 08:56:11 PM  
Surprised you can be an attorney and talk like that.
 
2017-10-02 08:56:40 PM  
Biondi is definitely a steaming chunk, but this right here goes WAY too far:

"To him as a 70-year-old black male in America, he lived through a time when white people did get to tell black people where they could live. It reminds (Simpson) of when he first moved to lily-white Bel Air, and the people there tried to keep him out and make his life miserable."

OJ Goddamn Simpson doesn't get to pull the "I'm black, my life has been rough, pity me" routine. Other than this lawyer, does Simpson even KNOW any black people?
 
2017-10-02 08:57:55 PM  

JohnBigBootay: We all know oj's history. Dude could have said it better but essentially it was unprofessional for her to weigh in like she did. Pure grandstanding.


I respect this guy. He's bold. He's brash and he tells it like it is. He's just sick of all the political correctness.
 
2017-10-02 08:59:12 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Is this the one Trump bribed to make a court case disappear?


$25k contribution right before she chose not to investigate the Trump U scandal.

Weirdest thing.
 
2017-10-02 09:01:03 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Biondi is definitely a steaming chunk, but this right here goes WAY too far:

"To him as a 70-year-old black male in America, he lived through a time when white people did get to tell black people where they could live. It reminds (Simpson) of when he first moved to lily-white Bel Air, and the people there tried to keep him out and make his life miserable."

OJ Goddamn Simpson doesn't get to pull the "I'm black, my life has been rough, pity me" routine. Other than this lawyer, does Simpson even KNOW any black people?


His lawyer is Asian.

You don't think the first black guy trying to move into BEL-AIR could have experienced racism? Unlikely.
 
2017-10-02 09:03:39 PM  

JohnBigBootay: We all know oj's history. Dude could have said it better but essentially it was unprofessional for her to weigh in like she did. Pure grandstanding.


You're agreeing with a man who defended OJ Simpson and who uses profanity in an interview for publication to describe another person.

Bondi is pretty clearly a corrupt politician but, still...you don't need to pick a side here. OJ's attorney is also a money hungry whore. Do you really want to be on his side?
 
2017-10-02 09:22:14 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Is this the one Trump bribed to make a court case disappear?


That came out before the traitor-in-chief was "elected." I'm still absolutely boggled how that piece of shiat (which referent you may take to refer to either Trump or Bondi) isn't in jail for it.
 
2017-10-02 09:25:00 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: does Simpson even KNOW any black people?


Al Cowlings?
 
2017-10-02 09:29:14 PM  

abb3w: Cewley: The attorney obviously has not met Prick Scott or Marco "Little Putz" Rubio.

Surprising as it may be to outsiders, Floridians do not always select their biggest idiots for holding their highest offices.


There's always room at the bottom, as they say.
 
2017-10-02 09:29:41 PM  

erik-k: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Is this the one Trump bribed to make a court case disappear?

That came out before the traitor-in-chief was "elected." I'm still absolutely boggled how that piece of shiat (which referent you may take to refer to either Trump or Bondi) isn't in jail for it.


<ahem>

It's Florida.

(Left in '67 and not going back again, ever.)
 
2017-10-02 09:32:09 PM  
Assuming OJ did commit murder, wouldn't it be a terrible thing if his tendency to violence was a consequence of CTE?
 
2017-10-02 09:38:44 PM  
She's a sleazy opportunist...and many farkers would like to have an opportunity with her as well.
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/51 years old, no kids
//Married twice in relatively short marriages
///Yeah, how does that saying go? Don't stick your. . .
 
2017-10-02 09:40:46 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: She's a documented Trumper, so he's not wrong.


Wasn't she the one who got campaign donations from the Trump Foundation
 
2017-10-02 09:43:33 PM  

clams_casino: JohnBigBootay: We all know oj's history. Dude could have said it better but essentially it was unprofessional for her to weigh in like she did. Pure grandstanding.

You're agreeing with a man who defended OJ Simpson and who uses profanity in an interview for publication to describe another person.

Bondi is pretty clearly a corrupt politician but, still...you don't need to pick a side here. OJ's attorney is also a money hungry whore. Do you really want to be on his side?


I'm not on his side. His response was also unprofessional. And I think OJ murdered a couple people and got away with it. Nevertheless our legal system provides that each citizen be afforded competent legal counsel. Even a POS like OJ Simpson. Dude was doing what he's supposed to do. He just did it like a jackass. The meaning behind his unfortunately worded diatribe was correct.
 
2017-10-02 09:43:38 PM  

Pangea: Barricaded Gunman: Biondi is definitely a steaming chunk, but this right here goes WAY too far:

"To him as a 70-year-old black male in America, he lived through a time when white people did get to tell black people where they could live. It reminds (Simpson) of when he first moved to lily-white Bel Air, and the people there tried to keep him out and make his life miserable."

OJ Goddamn Simpson doesn't get to pull the "I'm black, my life has been rough, pity me" routine. Other than this lawyer, does Simpson even KNOW any black people?

His lawyer is Asian.

You don't think the first black guy trying to move into BEL-AIR could have experienced racism? Unlikely.


Especially when he got out of the cab and said "Smell you later."
 
2017-10-02 09:49:54 PM  

monoski: HMS_Blinkin: She's a documented Trumper, so he's not wrong.

Wasn't she the one who got campaign donations from the Trump Foundation


Yes, in exchange for dropping a case against him (I think she backed out of the Trump University suit IIRC).  I'm sure she's been officially cleared of that, but we all know what it was.
 
2017-10-02 10:04:30 PM  
Stupid or no, she's a crook. She took a huge bribe campaign contribution to stop an investigation into Trump "University".
 
2017-10-02 10:06:16 PM  
She's not stupid, merely vile and corrupt.
 
2017-10-02 10:29:43 PM  

extroverted_suicide: She's not stupid, merely vile and corrupt.


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2017-10-02 10:41:16 PM  
He wants to move to St. Petersburg.  I certainly don't want him as a neighbor, and am in favor of anything Florida does to fight it.  That's not anti-black, that's anti-violent scumbag.

He wants $5m for an interview and then to live out his parole in luxury?  F him.  Set some black people who are imprisoned for BS marijuana offenses free instead, give them the money, and send them over.

I'd take 100 neighbors like that over one OJ Simpson.
 
2017-10-02 10:49:31 PM  
mmm. Stab a white woman to death and got off Scott free, yet the system is to blame somehow, so we'll blame another white woman.

mkaes perfect sense
 
2017-10-02 11:05:10 PM  
Bondi? She's a piece of ass, All you need to be Attorney General of Florida
 
2017-10-02 11:05:56 PM  
That's funny, I can think of around a dozen stupider people...
 
2017-10-02 11:12:15 PM  
Actually, Juice, I think you might hold that title yourself.

Wait, sorry, you're #2. Our president is stupidest BY FAR.
 
2017-10-02 11:16:27 PM  

Pangea: You don't think the first black guy trying to move into BEL-AIR could have experienced racism? Unlikely


I think a rich guy is unlikely to experience racism from his new neighbors, because rich people seldom interact with their neighbors. So they don't drop by with a casserole.

Really, who would he have dealt with that lived there?
 
2017-10-02 11:20:05 PM  

willfullyobscure: mmm. Stab a white woman to death and got off Scott free, yet the system is to blame somehow,


Yes, incompetent prosecutors, evidence techs who lie on the stand, and a lying racist cop who should have never had a badge, much less played a central role in a major investigation. Toss in decades of the LAPD "testilying" so that they had no credibility with that jury.

Somehow, when you fail to get a conviction with a solid case, the system failed.

so we'll blame another white woman.

mkaes perfect sense


Nobody's blaming her for anything. They're ridiculing her.
 
2017-10-03 12:03:46 AM  
I'd put her intellectually way above a double-murderer who got away with it then got himself involved in an armed robbery over some sports junk. Nice play of the, "How dare you try to keep a black man down" race card, however. People of the mental caliber you accuse the AG of being in might actually buy it.
 
2017-10-03 12:25:55 AM  

willfullyobscure: mmm. Stab a white woman to death and got off Scott free, yet the system is to blame somehow, so we'll blame another white woman.

mkaes perfect sense


I knew I had you farkied as a race-baiter for some reason.

Thank you for the reminder.
 
2017-10-03 12:47:48 AM  

jjorsett: I'd put her intellectually way above a double-murderer who got away with it then got himself involved in an armed robbery over some sports junk. Nice play of the, "How dare you try to keep a black man down" race card, however. People of the mental caliber you accuse the AG of being in might actually buy it.


"A plague o' both your houses!" -- W. S.
 
2017-10-03 01:02:53 AM  

eurotrader: OJ's attorney is not even in the first 1,000 people to call Bondi stupid. Anderson Cooper smack down of her last year was humorous.


I was going to ask about her... I knew there was some sleaze about her, just couldn't remember what.
 
2017-10-03 01:03:42 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: She's a documented Trumper, so he's not wrong.


See? Sometimes both sides can be bad...
 
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