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(BBC-US)   To be fair, it's not that hard to program a computer to type "no it isn't" and randomly pull an insult against your mother from a database   ( bbc.com) divider line
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2017-10-02 01:36:44 PM  
Yes it is, you mother is a fat pig.
 
2017-10-02 03:21:53 PM  
int NormalSize;
decimal YoMommaSize;
 
2017-10-02 05:02:07 PM  

tjsands1118: Yes it is, you mother is a fat pig.


No it isn't. And shut your festering gob, you tit.
 
2017-10-02 05:03:07 PM  
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2017-10-02 05:14:49 PM  
Your argument is invalid
Youtube r7PMf5cATeI
 
2017-10-02 05:22:42 PM  
Onion-wearing farkers might remember this one from the dawn of the 8-bits: Abuse, by "don't ask" software  (makers of the incredible S.A.M [software automatic mouth] software voice synthesizer).  Basically an insult game for computers.  Only saw it briefly during a user group meeting, I doubt it was all that special (no idea if any Eliza-like code was used).  Apparently only for the Atari 400/800 (must not have sold well enough to bother porting).

Abuse for the Atari 8-bit family
Youtube eS_ZvlfJtO0
 
2017-10-02 05:24:44 PM  

tjsands1118: Yes it is, you mother is a fat pig.


No it isn't, your mother doesn't suck your dad's dick because she chokes on small bones.
 
2017-10-02 05:31:11 PM  
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Just be sure that you do not confuse the project with this one. It is apparently a common mistake.
 
2017-10-02 05:41:43 PM  
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Still have my old copy of this on 5 1/4 floppies
 
2017-10-02 05:47:42 PM  

SwiftFox: [i.imgflip.com image 480x364]


Yes it is.
 
2017-10-02 05:53:13 PM  
To be even fairer, THERE IS NO GODDAMNED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.
 
2017-10-02 06:03:19 PM  
FTFA: "And we have come to accept that artificial intelligence is best at analysing huge amounts of data"

No. We don't have AI yet, so we don't know if AI is best for analyzing data.
 
2017-10-02 06:33:54 PM  
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2017-10-02 06:38:54 PM  
The forgotten Dirk Gently series had one mystery set around a computer program called Reason, which would creat a logical chain for any activity you wanted to do. Their example was invading Switzerland, which is entirely irrational because they're dug in and have no resources they wouldn't sell cheaper than invading.
 
2017-10-02 07:02:24 PM  
"Thou qualling ill-breeding blind-worm!"

"Thou wayward flap-mouthed gudgeon!"

"You shall stifle in your own report, and smell of calumny."

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
 
2017-10-02 07:10:16 PM  

anfrind: SwiftFox: [i.imgflip.com image 480x364]

Yes it is.


Sorry your time's up thread closed
 
2017-10-02 07:20:36 PM  

SwiftFox: anfrind: SwiftFox: [i.imgflip.com image 480x364]

Yes it is.

Sorry your time's up thread closed


That was never 5 minutes.
 
2017-10-02 07:26:45 PM  

wildcardjack: The forgotten Dirk Gently series


Blasphemy!
 
2017-10-02 07:36:33 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: "Thou qualling ill-breeding blind-worm!"

"Thou wayward flap-mouthed gudgeon!"

"You shall stifle in your own report, and smell of calumny."

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?



How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil?
 
2017-10-02 08:06:24 PM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: To be even fairer, THERE IS NO GODDAMNED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.


Yes there is.
 
2017-10-02 08:51:17 PM  

SwiftFox: [i.imgflip.com image 480x364]


I see we're done here.

/no we're not
 
2017-10-02 08:56:06 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: itcamefromschenectady: "Thou qualling ill-breeding blind-worm!"

"Thou wayward flap-mouthed gudgeon!"

"You shall stifle in your own report, and smell of calumny."

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?


How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil?


Hey now.  There is no Clockwork Orange in the Monty Python thread.

/yes it is
 
2017-10-02 09:13:26 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: itcamefromschenectady: "Thou qualling ill-breeding blind-worm!"

"Thou wayward flap-mouthed gudgeon!"

"You shall stifle in your own report, and smell of calumny."

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?


How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil?


Shakespeare popularized some of the classics, like "your mom" jokes:

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
 
2017-10-02 09:28:53 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: Dead for Tax Reasons: itcamefromschenectady: "Thou qualling ill-breeding blind-worm!"

"Thou wayward flap-mouthed gudgeon!"

"You shall stifle in your own report, and smell of calumny."

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?


How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil?

Shakespeare popularized some of the classics, like "your mom" jokes:

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."


Listen, you leave my damn mom out of this.
 
2017-10-02 09:38:17 PM  
So Drew is supplementing ad revenue with beta testing abuse bots on Fark? It's more likely than you think
 
2017-10-02 10:26:37 PM  

Flurching: So Drew is supplementing ad revenue with beta testing abuse bots on Fark? It's more likely than you think


SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!  YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!  YOU VACUOUS, VODAK-NOSED, MALODOROUS PERVERT!
 
2017-10-03 03:50:19 PM  
No, it isn't. The worst thing about f*cking your mother is having to run inside the truck stop to get change for a $5 bill.
 
2017-10-03 08:46:58 PM  

anfrind: Flurching: So Drew is supplementing ad revenue with beta testing abuse bots on Fark? It's more likely than you think

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!  YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!  YOU VACUOUS, VODAK-NOSED, MALODOROUS PERVERT!


Im sorry, this is the argument thread.  Abuse is in the Politics tab.

/Getting Hit In The Head lessons are in the Sports tab when the Browns are playing
 
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