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(Washington Post)   Geraldo Rivera visits Puerto Rico and meets San Juan's mayor, telling her "I don't see anyone dying" in an attempt to help Trump save face. Stay classy, Geraldo   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Rivera, host Geraldo Rivera, Donald Trump, mayor, Puerto Rico, left-wing Democratic mayor, Mayor Carmen Yulín, Federal government of the United States  
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2017-10-02 07:17:43 AM  
"I don't see anyone dying." Is a monumentally stupid thing to say in front of an angry mob who have nothing left to lose.
 
2017-10-02 07:33:16 AM  
The mayor should have marched him on a tour of the morgue at that point.
 
2017-10-02 08:13:44 AM  

Ambivalence: The mayor should have marched him on a tour of the morgue at that point.


He probably said that those people were already dead, but not dying.
 
2017-10-02 08:23:08 AM  
They got better?
 
2017-10-02 08:30:47 AM  
i.cnn.net

Not the first time he didn't see anyone dying.

Rivera is an idiot of the highest order.
 
2017-10-02 08:43:10 AM  

bloobeary: "I don't see anyone dying." Is a monumentally stupid thing to say in front of an angry mob who have nothing left to lose.


It's like a dare. "I don't see anyone dying." "Oh, really? DO YOU WANT TO?"
 
2017-10-02 09:02:28 AM  
Again?
 
2017-10-02 09:06:57 AM  
There was actually a time, back in the seventies, when Rivera wasn't a f*cking idiot.

Seriously.
 
2017-10-02 09:23:53 AM  
""I think she needs an open heart and some gratitude," he concluded."
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2017-10-02 09:34:38 AM  
Geraldo needs to cover a neo Nazi rally so he can get another chair thrown at him.
 
2017-10-02 09:59:17 AM  
She should have held his head under the flood waters while shouting "HOW ABOUT NOW MOTHERFARKER!11!!"
 
2017-10-02 10:13:37 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: There was actually a time, back in the seventies, when Rivera wasn't a f*cking idiot.

Seriously.


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Really? When was that?
 
2017-10-02 10:25:48 AM  
Is that a challenge, Jerry?
 
2017-10-02 10:26:00 AM  

Exluddite: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: There was actually a time, back in the seventies, when Rivera wasn't a f*cking idiot.

Seriously.

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Really? When was that?


The Capone's vault fiasco was in '86. He hosted a late-night show called "Good Night America" for ABC in the mid-seventies. Did some interesting interviews with people like Grace Slick, Jagger, and the like.
 
2017-10-02 10:36:19 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Exluddite: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: There was actually a time, back in the seventies, when Rivera wasn't a f*cking idiot.

Seriously.

[img.fark.net image 275x183]
Really? When was that?

The Capone's vault fiasco was in '86. He hosted a late-night show called "Good Night America" for ABC in the mid-seventies. Did some interesting interviews with people like Grace Slick, Jagger, and the like.


Yeah, I was a decade off, and I don't remember that show, but he's still an idiot from way back. I do remember watching, rewinding, and rewatching him getting hit in the face with a chair on his show in the 80s.
 
2017-10-02 10:42:20 AM  

Exluddite: I do remember watching, rewinding, and rewatching him getting hit in the face with a chair on his show in the 80s.


Me, too. Those were good times.
 
2017-10-02 10:47:56 AM  
Those construction guys in Capone's vault had awful clean clothes on.
 
2017-10-02 10:50:30 AM  
Maybe they're trapped in Capone's vault.
 
2017-10-02 10:52:37 AM  
i.imgur.com

I don't see a broken nose.
 
2017-10-02 10:53:29 AM  
...because you want to give the guy who gave away troop movements during a war more attention?
 
2017-10-02 10:55:05 AM  

dittybopper: [i.cnn.net image 220x168]

Not the first time he didn't see anyone dying.

Rivera is an idiot of the highest order.


Came for that and will add this

pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-10-02 10:55:40 AM  
Where did they bury the survivors?
 
2017-10-02 10:56:09 AM  
That little weenie will get out there and dance for his dinner on command, it's hilarious.
 
2017-10-02 10:56:10 AM  
We can fix that on live TV...
 
2017-10-02 10:56:20 AM  
Honestly, someone should have immediately killed him after he uttered that.

"Oh, looks like you're wrong."
 
2017-10-02 10:58:08 AM  
"I'm not a democrat, you farking idiot"

"I think it's clear she's a partisan democrat"
 
2017-10-02 10:58:11 AM  
Omg how in the fark did Geraldo Rivera GET THERE?!?!

I was under the impression that the roads didn't work and this was all a logistical nightmare the likes of which the world had never seen!!

/s
//fark you Fox News
 
2017-10-02 10:58:16 AM  
For fark's sake Geraldo, even mice have to capacity to understand that even if something is not currently being observed, it still exists.
 
2017-10-02 11:01:03 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Exluddite: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: There was actually a time, back in the seventies, when Rivera wasn't a f*cking idiot.

Seriously.

[img.fark.net image 275x183]
Really? When was that?

The Capone's vault fiasco was in '86. He hosted a late-night show called "Good Night America" for ABC in the mid-seventies. Did some interesting interviews with people like Grace Slick, Jagger, and the like.


He was never fit to empty Tom Snyder's ashtray.
 
2017-10-02 11:01:54 AM  
Christ, what a Republican.
 
2017-10-02 11:03:51 AM  
For a short moment, Geraldo met his mom and dad, bringing them water and other supplies when he went to his boyhood house, live on Shep Smith's show. Geraldo seemed to be very honest about the conditions. It appeared to be a refreshing surreal time when even a FOX reporter, like Geraldo, told the truth, seeing the place of his childhood devastated. Good times. And the five minutes of TOX I've watched in the last five years. Now its back to this:

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Shep Smith was changed by Katrina. A redemption story is always a good story.
 
2017-10-02 11:03:57 AM  
R.I.P. Geraldo's credibility (1943-2017). Ay bendito.
 
2017-10-02 11:04:47 AM  

dittybopper: [i.cnn.net image 220x168]

Not the first time he didn't see anyone dying.

Rivera is an idiot of the highest order.


It's possible Fox News instructed Rivera to give his position away. I'm pretty sure they sent him there hoping he'd get shot, if not by Iraq's troops then by our own. They also used to regularly send him out in the middle of hurricanes to act as a human weather vane. They've been not-so-subtly trying to kill him for years.
 
2017-10-02 11:08:04 AM  

IHadMeAVision: R.I.P. Geraldo's credibility (1943-2017). Ay bendito.


This is the same guy who opened Al Capone's vault. There's a reason he's a Faux News personality today.
 
2017-10-02 11:08:20 AM  

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"I don't see anybody dying here."

 
2017-10-02 11:09:06 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Omg how in the fark did Geraldo Rivera GET THERE?!?!

I was under the impression that the roads didn't work and this was all a logistical nightmare the likes of which the world had never seen!!

/s
//fark you Fox News


Military helicopter...
 
2017-10-02 11:11:44 AM  

IHadMeAVision: R.I.P. Geraldo's credibility (1943-2017). Ay bendito.


Was there ever a time when he had any?
 
2017-10-02 11:12:02 AM  
*sigh* With 50 dead in Vegas and this country already on edge, I have zero patience for Geraldo and his amazing feats of Trump fellating. Did you bring any relief effort with you when you somehow managed to work out the logistics of inserting yourself into a situation that, I have been assured by top government officials, is even more of a logistical nightmare than sending men to the moon and returning them back to earth safely, Greg?

Choke on a f*cking dick. Or go wading through some of the standing water in PR and catch malaria, THEN choke on a f*cking dick.
 
2017-10-02 11:14:25 AM  
But, but... Jane Fonda!
 
2017-10-02 11:16:29 AM  

dittybopper: [i.cnn.net image 220x168]

Not the first time he didn't see anyone dying.

Rivera is an idiot of the highest order.


That was before he cut his thumb while a hundred miles offshore florida, and had the coast Guard send a helicopter. Didn't even require stitches
Taxpayers paid.
 
2017-10-02 11:18:05 AM  

mcreadyblue: Mrs.Sharpier: Omg how in the fark did Geraldo Rivera GET THERE?!?!

I was under the impression that the roads didn't work and this was all a logistical nightmare the likes of which the world had never seen!!

/s
//fark you Fox News

Military helicopter...


...ya, so?
 
2017-10-02 11:18:28 AM  
No reason.
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Now.....Back to your regular scheduled thread.
 
2017-10-02 11:18:36 AM  

Ambivalence: The mayor should have marched him on a tour of the morgue at that point.


Finally, he'd see a vault that wasn't empty!
 
2017-10-02 11:23:14 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: mcreadyblue: Mrs.Sharpier: Omg how in the fark did Geraldo Rivera GET THERE?!?!

I was under the impression that the roads didn't work and this was all a logistical nightmare the likes of which the world had never seen!!

/s
//fark you Fox News

Military helicopter...

...ya, so?


Why is the military flying Geraldo around instead of medicine and food?
 
2017-10-02 11:26:06 AM  

mcreadyblue: Mrs.Sharpier: mcreadyblue: Mrs.Sharpier: Omg how in the fark did Geraldo Rivera GET THERE?!?!

I was under the impression that the roads didn't work and this was all a logistical nightmare the likes of which the world had never seen!!

/s
//fark you Fox News

Military helicopter...

...ya, so?

Why is the military flying Geraldo around instead of medicine and food?


That's a good question
 
2017-10-02 11:28:14 AM  
An aging man is starting to lose his vision and all you can do is bash him.

I got the full quote from Fox:

"I don't see anyone dying [but I know they're there, so I'm kind of worried about macular degeneration, please help me]"

You should all take a long look in the mirror, like Geraldo can't.
 
2017-10-02 11:30:34 AM  
Well, to be fair, he couldn't see anything in Capone's vault either.
Mystery Of Al Capone's Vaults Geraldo Rivera
Youtube yNk1eUfJzx8
 
2017-10-02 11:36:55 AM  
I hope his mustache gets caught in a box fan.
 
2017-10-02 11:37:19 AM  
Fark me, we live in such a loathsome age.
 
2017-10-02 11:42:31 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Exluddite: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: There was actually a time, back in the seventies, when Rivera wasn't a f*cking idiot.

Seriously.

[img.fark.net image 275x183]
Really? When was that?

The Capone's vault fiasco was in '86. He hosted a late-night show called "Good Night America" for ABC in the mid-seventies. Did some interesting interviews with people like Grace Slick, Jagger, and the like.


Here I thought you were talking about Willowbrook.
 
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