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2017-10-02 09:20:28 AM  
Benny Hill Chase Scene
Youtube D9I4nZx8UCs


/mandatory
 
2017-10-02 09:21:04 AM  
Oh.........dear.
 
2017-10-02 09:49:57 AM  
.....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*
 
2017-10-02 10:12:27 AM  

raerae1980: .....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*


Imagine him dressed that way now...

There's your free bucket of cold water.
 
2017-10-02 10:26:43 AM  

RJReves: raerae1980: .....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*

Imagine him dressed that way now...

There's your free bucket of cold water.


(._. )
........dammit
 
2017-10-02 10:27:23 AM  

raerae1980: .....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*


Great. Now I'm thinking of Benny Hill in tight leather pants.

*urk*
 
2017-10-02 10:32:29 AM  
It looks like he's becoming Louie Anderson.
 
2017-10-02 10:32:44 AM  
Welcome to the jungle, Sax n' Roses
Youtube 7ZjhVeP2wKE
 
2017-10-02 10:33:36 AM  
It's a lateral move for him.
 
2017-10-02 10:33:55 AM  
He's not quite there.. and I have a hard time imagining him running fast from angry young women.
 
2017-10-02 10:42:33 AM  

gopher321: raerae1980: .....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*

Great. Now I'm thinking of Benny Hill in tight leather pants.

*urk*


Yakety Slacks?
 
2017-10-02 10:43:58 AM  

RJReves: gopher321: raerae1980: .....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*

Great. Now I'm thinking of Benny Hill in tight leather pants.

*urk*

Yakety Slacks?


images-cdn.9gag.com
 
2017-10-02 10:50:51 AM  
In other news, humans age. Sometimes, they put on weight when they age.

And folks wonder why we're so obsessed with clothing, and cosmetics, and hair plugs, and liposuction, and personal trainers, and special diets, and so on, and so on.
 
2017-10-02 11:04:32 AM  
He certainly can't sing any more.  In that recent Sirius concert he sounded like he was strangling a Bobcat.  No, not the feline.  Bobcat Goldthwaite.
 
2017-10-02 11:06:20 AM  
"Axel looks a lot worse.... The botox hasn't gone well. He looks like a stunt double for Mickey Rourke's arse."  --Frankie Boyle
 
2017-10-02 11:09:24 AM  
New flash... people get old.

However, I see this has been covered.
 
2017-10-02 11:12:38 AM  
hardtickettohomevideo.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-10-02 11:15:25 AM  
Q: What's Axl Rose's favorite organic solvent?
A: Novemberane.

/ Just kidding, it's ethanol
 
2017-10-02 11:17:54 AM  
He looks like a normal, sober, well-rested guy.

/Loves Axl Rose
 
2017-10-02 11:21:28 AM  
Did he fall off a roof?
 
2017-10-02 11:24:37 AM  
Slash playing Yakety Sax would be pretty cool.
 
2017-10-02 11:25:44 AM  
I read this and thought he was going to do a sketch show with naked women and naughty songs.  Sort of disappointed.  Oh Well.  Here's some classic Benny:
Benny Hill - World of Sport (1976)
Youtube x9k_eq2I0Ng
 
2017-10-02 11:26:25 AM  
i.pinimg.com
 
2017-10-02 11:26:48 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Slash playing Yakety Sax would be pretty cool.


Not slash but Chet Atkins has you covered

https://youtu.be/qSliPD1W9_Y
 
2017-10-02 11:28:05 AM  
 
2017-10-02 11:30:27 AM  
Meh.  There are much worse things one can turn into in your old age.  At least everyone smiles when they think of Benny Hill.
 
2017-10-02 11:31:46 AM  

Alphax: He's not quite there.. and I have a hard time imagining him running fast from angry young women.


In their undies.
 
2017-10-02 11:40:34 AM  

ElectricPeterTork: [i.pinimg.com image 195x336]


Ed Sheeran?
 
2017-10-02 11:56:51 AM  
Damn. That's laughter out loud funny. Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, even.
 
2017-10-02 12:02:31 PM  

raerae1980: .....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*


*don't drift so far you reach the odor of two weeks of heroin ass crammed into those sexy, airtight pants.......*
 
2017-10-02 12:41:57 PM  
I used to love him, but I had to ignore him.
 
2017-10-02 01:15:26 PM  
Welcome to the bingo
We've got lots of cards
Grab yourself a dabber
Park your Rascal there
 
2017-10-02 01:16:56 PM  
Guns N Roses-Used To Love Her Live 1988 CBGB
Youtube CHRV_VgbyPM
 
2017-10-02 01:24:01 PM  
I saw Guns N Roses last month when they played the Sun Bowl. Axl has lost A LOT of weight. I was really surprised. He still had a small paunch, but he looked nothing like he did during his Tons Of Cake period a few years back.

Also, they put on a great show and Slash kicked ass for three solid hours.
 
2017-10-02 01:48:24 PM  

Texas Gabe: I saw Guns N Roses last month when they played the Sun Bowl. Axl has lost A LOT of weight. I was really surprised. He still had a small paunch, but he looked nothing like he did during his Tons Of Cake period a few years back.

Also, they put on a great show and Slash kicked ass for three solid hours.


They broadcast their Apollo theater concert live on Sirius XM. I was expecting a train wreck but it was a good show (despite Axl's "High Pitch Eric" vocals). And was surprised they played 3+ hours. Figured they'd play 1 and a half hours and bolt.
 
2017-10-02 02:14:47 PM  

gopher321: raerae1980: .....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*

Great. Now I'm thinking of Benny Hill in tight leather pants.

*urk*


fark is NOT your personal erotica site!
 
2017-10-02 02:18:54 PM  

fearmongert: gopher321: raerae1980: .....damn.    He used to be such a hottie back when he wore those tight, black, vinyl pants....or maybe they were leather.      *mind begins to drift.......*

Great. Now I'm thinking of Benny Hill in tight leather pants.

*urk*

fark is NOT your personal erotica site!


Did someone say Benny Hill in leather?

i.imgur.com
 
2017-10-02 02:20:59 PM  
GnR is one of the best shows I've ever seen, and one of the worst.
Best: 1991 Outdoor amphitheater. They were in their prime. Played past curfew and killed it on every song. Bonus: Slash's solo was the Godfather theme. The entire show is on YouTube. Search GnR Deer Creek.

Worst: Metallica/GnR 1992. Metallica played first and blew the roof off the joint.  GnR wouldn't come on for TWO hours after Metallica finished.  They took the stage after midnight and by that time the crowd was worn out from Metallica and running out of booze and weed.  The best the crowd could muster was a smattering of applause after each song and Axl was getting pissed.
 
2017-10-02 03:15:06 PM  

NASAM: GnR is one of the best shows I've ever seen, and one of the worst.
Best: 1991 Outdoor amphitheater. They were in their prime. Played past curfew and killed it on every song. Bonus: Slash's solo was the Godfather theme. The entire show is on YouTube. Search GnR Deer Creek.

Worst: Metallica/GnR 1992. Metallica played first and blew the roof off the joint.  GnR wouldn't come on for TWO hours after Metallica finished.  They took the stage after midnight and by that time the crowd was worn out from Metallica and running out of booze and weed.  The best the crowd could muster was a smattering of applause after each song and Axl was getting pissed.


Old Metallica was one of the best live shows ever. I caught them a half dozen times from 88-91ish and every show was cheap ($20) and they just...kept...playing. 3 hours. 4. 5 at times. Old stuff, new stuff, stuff they'd make up on the fly

Then the late 90s happened and ....I don't know, Lars' clitego began taking steroids or something and things started going all sideways...
 
2017-10-02 03:41:55 PM  
Meanwhile, Tom Petty may not live out the night....
 
2017-10-02 03:41:56 PM  
img.fark.net
/similar vocal stylings
 
2017-10-02 03:44:29 PM  

xaks: NASAM: GnR is one of the best shows I've ever seen, and one of the worst.
Best: 1991 Outdoor amphitheater. They were in their prime. Played past curfew and killed it on every song. Bonus: Slash's solo was the Godfather theme. The entire show is on YouTube. Search GnR Deer Creek.

Worst: Metallica/GnR 1992. Metallica played first and blew the roof off the joint.  GnR wouldn't come on for TWO hours after Metallica finished.  They took the stage after midnight and by that time the crowd was worn out from Metallica and running out of booze and weed.  The best the crowd could muster was a smattering of applause after each song and Axl was getting pissed.

Old Metallica was one of the best live shows ever. I caught them a half dozen times from 88-91ish and every show was cheap ($20) and they just...kept...playing. 3 hours. 4. 5 at times. Old stuff, new stuff, stuff they'd make up on the fly

Then the late 90s happened and ....I don't know, Lars' clitego began taking steroids or something and things started going all sideways...


Truth
 
2017-10-02 03:57:11 PM  

puffy999: Meanwhile, Tom Petty may not live out the night....


I saw that. Sucks.
 
2017-10-02 04:11:30 PM  

Farker Soze: He certainly can't sing any more.  In that recent Sirius concert he sounded like he was strangling a Bobcat.  No, not the feline.  Bobcat Goldthwaite.


Oh bullscrump, just saw them in concert a few weeks ago and they were a-frikkin-mazing, Axl's voice was strong as fark, three and a half hours of gnr awesomesauce. Two young guys (early 20s I guess) sitting behind me were wondering aloud before the show if it was going to be any good, chatted with them a bit to assure them it would be great, afterwards I asked them what they thought and 'mindblowing' was what they came up with. Im glad they got to see it, really was an excellent show (Miami Arena), easily one of the best concerts Ive seen.
 
2017-10-02 04:12:54 PM  
Fred Scuttle is alive and well, I see. Let's see how long it takes The Sun to announce Thames Television is back on the air and playing Yakety Sax as their sign-on song.
 
2017-10-02 04:16:27 PM  

Gandalf_is_dead: Farker Soze: He certainly can't sing any more.  In that recent Sirius concert he sounded like he was strangling a Bobcat.  No, not the feline.  Bobcat Goldthwaite.

Oh bullscrump, just saw them in concert a few weeks ago and they were a-frikkin-mazing, Axl's voice was strong as fark, three and a half hours of gnr awesomesauce. Two young guys (early 20s I guess) sitting behind me were wondering aloud before the show if it was going to be any good, chatted with them a bit to assure them it would be great, afterwards I asked them what they thought and 'mindblowing' was what they came up with. Im glad they got to see it, really was an excellent show (Miami Arena), easily one of the best concerts Ive seen.


On the broadcasted Apollo show I listened to, the band was great, while Axl sounded like nails-on-chalkboard.
 
2017-10-02 04:17:40 PM  

puffy999: Meanwhile, Tom Petty may not live out the night....


Or the hour, unfortunately.
 
2017-10-02 04:43:55 PM  
I caught a few songs from a recent show on Netflix. Duff McKagan was carrying the vocals big time. He sounded great. Axl sounded .... not as great.
 
2017-10-02 04:56:26 PM  
I saw GnR this summer and they rocked for 3 hours.   Axel's voice sounded awesome for a 55 year old dude.
 
2017-10-02 05:20:22 PM  

FormlessOne: In other news, humans age. Sometimes, they put on weight when they age.

And folks wonder why we're so obsessed with clothing, and cosmetics, and hair plugs, and liposuction, and personal trainers, and special diets, and so on, and so on.


I'm a human...I age...
And I look amazing for 48 years old.
138.4 pounds this morning. 5 feet, 9 inches tall.
Hit that heavy bag every day and you'll be thin and cut forever and ever.
Seriously.
You can now go back to being fat.
 
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