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2017-10-02 01:35:58 PM  
Finally, I can get some closure on whether or not my machine actually works or not.
 
amb
2017-10-02 01:43:18 PM  
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
 
2017-10-02 01:45:43 PM  

holdmybones: NoahBuddy: phlegmmo: 2 days only

In a row?

No, altogether.

2 days only?


Your effort is noted. Have an orange whip.

/The rest? Fark, I am disappoint
 
2017-10-02 01:55:36 PM  
Well, bye.
 
2017-10-02 02:24:33 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Finally, I can get some closure on whether or not my machine actually works or not.


Have we met?  I don't remember....
 
2017-10-02 02:30:05 PM  
If you love the film, go read William Goldman's novel. It's so much better than the movie.
 
2017-10-02 02:34:41 PM  
lumiere-a.akamaihd.net
 
2017-10-02 02:58:14 PM  
emergency-pants.net
 
2017-10-02 03:19:28 PM  

Team Coors Light: I hate Illinois Nazis....


Okay, okay.  You got me.  I'll play.
 
2017-10-02 03:24:17 PM  

whither_apophis: What a pisser


First thought was "airplane! Is way more than 30 years old."
 
2017-10-02 03:30:23 PM  
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2017-10-02 03:38:08 PM  

amb: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?


I've got that going for me.  Which is nice.
 
2017-10-02 03:38:22 PM  

dryknife: Is this some kind of bust?


Yes, it's very impressive
 
2017-10-02 03:45:31 PM  

UncleDirtNap: mjones73: suebhoney: Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby

Delawhere?

//Grew up in Elsmere.

Inga: Delawhere!
Dr. Frankenstein: Delawhere?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, Dela. There, castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.


Abby-normal.....
 
2017-10-02 03:46:01 PM  
Most quoted?
img.fark.net
/All right, we'll call it a draw.
 
2017-10-02 03:47:39 PM  

WyDave: AquaTatanka: I know every word to Princess Bride.  But, i think there are quite a few movies that get quoted more often.

Animal House, Blazing Saddles, etc..

/forget it, the threads on a roll

The gotdamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!


There is SUCH a difference between the "tv" version and the actual movie (including Jackie Gleason's voice for nearly half of it...)

/You scum-bum....
 
2017-10-02 03:54:35 PM  
What I found most surprising about that movie was that the book IS actually what Peter Falk is reading.  That is, the film is both an adaptation of the book that really does exist, and a means of how the story was told at the same time.

Which is genius...  For the longest time, I thought the movie was standing on its own and the book was entirely fictional within the film.
 
2017-10-02 04:13:08 PM  

bobug: Alphax: Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot binds us to-gothar.

We actually started our wedding with the pastor saying this. You could tell who'd seen the movie - they laughed and clapped. The others looked at us like something was seriously wrong :)

/best wedding opening
//And, yeah, we danced to Storybook Love
///I farking LOVE this movie


we walked down the aisle to Storybook Love, I wish we would have thought of having our official say the Mawwage thing.
 
amb
2017-10-02 04:13:18 PM  

durbnpoisn: What I found most surprising about that movie was that the book IS actually what Peter Falk is reading.  That is, the film is both an adaptation of the book that really does exist, and a means of how the story was told at the same time.

Which is genius...  For the longest time, I thought the movie was standing on its own and the book was entirely fictional within the film.


I found the book on my patents bookshelf when I was in jr. high. The cover said it was an adult fairy tale. So I snuck it to my room and read it expecting something dirty. Boy was I disappointed.
 
2017-10-02 04:21:06 PM  
The ex-president is a Ni-bong...
 
2017-10-02 04:30:07 PM  
ih0.redbubble.net
 
2017-10-02 04:52:25 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: bobug: Alphax: Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot binds us to-gothar.

We actually started our wedding with the pastor saying this. You could tell who'd seen the movie - they laughed and clapped. The others looked at us like something was seriously wrong :)

/best wedding opening
//And, yeah, we danced to Storybook Love
///I farking LOVE this movie

we walked down the aisle to Storybook Love, I wish we would have thought of having our official say the Mawwage thing.


It was my only condition for tolerating such a bunch of people. :)
 
2017-10-02 05:17:53 PM  

SamFlagg: [ih0.redbubble.net image 566x800]


I've always loved you.

/bet you did not zee that coming
 
2017-10-02 05:18:36 PM  
MEIN FURHER! I CAN WALK!
 
2017-10-02 06:08:53 PM  
Fascinating.

/didn't see the movie until two years ago.
//quote is not from that movie.
 
2017-10-02 06:22:52 PM  

natazha: Fascinating.

/didn't see the movie until two years ago.
//quote is not from that movie.


I sincerely hope you're under 12, then.
 
2017-10-02 07:14:53 PM  

cchinni: ChubbyTiger: There's a shortage of prefect breasts in the world.

It would be a shame to damage yours.

/Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand?
//Why are you wearing a mask?


They're very comfortable.
 
2017-10-02 07:16:07 PM  

BorgiaGinz: If you love the film, go read William Goldman's novel. It's so much better than the movie.


Better yet, read the original by S. Morganstern.
 
2017-10-02 08:47:04 PM  
I know I've told this story before but what the hell.

When my kids were little I was lucky enough to be working from home. When they started going to school, I would say "bye boys, have fun storming the castle!" One would say "think it'll work?" And another would say "it would take a miracle."

It was a good way to start the day.

/bonus: my wife hates the movie and couldn't stand us doing that every day.
 
2017-10-02 10:58:43 PM  
"He's mostly dead."

ooops, meant to post in the Tom Petty thread.
 
2017-10-02 11:32:04 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2017-10-03 02:25:39 AM  

SamFlagg: [ih0.redbubble.net image 566x800]


*cough*
 
2017-10-03 02:33:58 AM  

SithLord: "He's mostly dead."

ooops, meant to post in the Tom Petty thread.


You sick bastard.

Screw the aisle seat, we'll meet in the bar car.
 
2017-10-03 08:23:48 AM  

NoahBuddy: SamFlagg: [ih0.redbubble.net image 566x800]

*cough*


*obligatory damn it*
 
2017-10-03 10:40:07 AM  

SamFlagg: NoahBuddy: SamFlagg: [ih0.redbubble.net image 566x800]

*cough*

*obligatory damn it*


Well done. All the Fark proprieties have been seen to - I think we can wind this up now.

/Not a film quote
//...that I'm aware of
 
2017-10-03 02:48:14 PM  

AquaTatanka: WyDave: AquaTatanka: I know every word to Princess Bride.  But, i think there are quite a few movies that get quoted more often.

Animal House, Blazing Saddles, etc..

/forget it, the threads on a roll

The gotdamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!

Ze Germans?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/heiyM61dfio]


I saw that for the first time with a German who really didn't understand what the hell they meant.
 
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