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2017-10-01 09:36:41 PM  
Inconceivable!
 
2017-10-01 09:56:31 PM  
What a pisser
 
2017-10-01 10:11:27 PM  
Yeah, well that's just your opinion, man.
 
2017-10-01 10:12:04 PM  

holdmybones: Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man.


I can't even Fark up right.
 
2017-10-01 11:17:45 PM  
Well now we know subby lives near Rochester, NY.
 
2017-10-02 12:02:55 AM  
And Leon is getting laaaaaaarger...
 
2017-10-02 12:05:04 AM  
2 days only

In a row?
 
2017-10-02 12:25:18 AM  

holdmybones: holdmybones: Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I can't even Fark up right.


You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.
 
2017-10-02 12:32:40 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-02 12:35:44 AM  

mjjt: Up yours, attractive and successful African-American


LOL I forgot about Fark's filters ....
 
2017-10-02 01:06:26 AM  
I thought it was this:

www.balettie.com
 
2017-10-02 02:02:11 AM  
Airplane?
 
2017-10-02 03:00:43 AM  
Jackasses

You turned a Princess Bride thread into "any other movie quote but..." thread.

Inconceivable!!!!
 
2017-10-02 03:07:11 AM  

Banned on the Run: Jackasses

You turned a Princess Bride thread into "any other movie quote but..." thread.

Inconceivable!!!!


You keep using that word....
 
2017-10-02 03:13:19 AM  

SomeAmerican: I thought it was this:

[www.balettie.com image 500x222]


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-02 04:06:45 AM  
Blazing Saddles?
 
2017-10-02 04:09:39 AM  
You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
 
2017-10-02 04:11:57 AM  
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
 
2017-10-02 04:14:57 AM  
Have fun stormin' the cineplex, subby.

/unless there's something in the re-release that's not part of the 25th anniversary blu-ray I've watched probably 60 or 70 times, I'll stick with that.
 
2017-10-02 04:21:06 AM  
I see you shiver with antici...
 
2017-10-02 04:21:50 AM  

Banned on the Run: Jackasses

You turned a Princess Bride thread into "any other movie quote but..." thread.

Inconceivable!!!!


I've got a bad feeling about this.
 
2017-10-02 04:29:17 AM  
Get your farkin' shinebox subby
 
2017-10-02 04:36:47 AM  

Summoner101: I see you shiver with antici...


SAY IT!
 
2017-10-02 04:43:47 AM  

Fury Pilot: Summoner101: I see you shiver with antici...

SAY IT!


i.imgur.com
 
2017-10-02 04:53:27 AM  
I still haven't seen it. The damned DVD is right over there.
 
2017-10-02 04:59:26 AM  
Today is the 25th anniversary of Glengarry Glen Ross.  My most quoted move, personally.
 
2017-10-02 05:37:25 AM  
Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby
 
2017-10-02 05:40:16 AM  
And my 1st green light in many, many years :P
 
2017-10-02 05:56:48 AM  

downstairs: Today is the 25th anniversary of Glengarry Glen Ross.  My most quoted move, personally.


That's what I say too, but really I just like swearing a lot.
 
2017-10-02 06:26:46 AM  
Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot binds us to-gothar.
 
2017-10-02 06:34:15 AM  

Fury Pilot: Summoner101: I see you shiver with antici...

SAY IT!


...pation!
 
2017-10-02 06:42:57 AM  
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in France?
 
2017-10-02 06:44:10 AM  
Yes, it's true. This subby has no dick.
 
2017-10-02 06:45:18 AM  
Anybody have a peanut?
 
2017-10-02 06:47:56 AM  
Does it go to 11?
 
2017-10-02 06:48:50 AM  
Ni!
 
2017-10-02 06:53:58 AM  
Use the force, Harry.
 
2017-10-02 07:02:24 AM  

docmattic: downstairs: Today is the 25th anniversary of Glengarry Glen Ross.  My most quoted move, personally.

That's what I say too, but really I just like swearing a lot.


"To help us.  Not to [fark] us up...to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living."
 
2017-10-02 07:26:43 AM  

Snapper Carr: Have fun stormin' the cineplex, subby.

/unless there's something in the re-release that's not part of the 25th anniversary blu-ray I've watched probably 60 or 70 times, I'll stick with that.


If you've never gone to one of the Turner Classic Movies re-releases, I suggest them highly. In my area, every film sells out and it's a lot of fun to see classics (99% of them before I was born) in a fully crowded theater.

Movies were meant to be shared with others. I love my 350+ dvd collection, but it does get tiresome quite often, watching them alone :D
 
2017-10-02 07:59:16 AM  
as you wish
 
2017-10-02 08:08:59 AM  

suebhoney: Movies were meant to be shared with others.


No they weren't.  It's just that the technology required to show them for the first, oh, 50 years of so of their existence meant that it was too expensive for almost everyone to watch a movie along.

Quite frankly, I enjoy a film much more in an empty or near empty theater.  There are fewer distractions.  And I'm not even talking about the assholes who have to discuss the film while it's being played, or the people asking you questions about the film during the film when this is the first time both of you have seen it*.  Even just people answering the call of nature, or running to get more popcorn, can be distracting.

A film has to be something rather special before I'll lay out the money to go see it on the big screen these days.  Most of the time, I'd rather wait and watch it at home.


*The distaffbopper is famous for that, but I think she's finally caught on based upon my dirty looks and the whispered "how the Hell should I know, I haven't seen it before" comments.
 
2017-10-02 08:10:19 AM  
"I DIED that day!"

/line gets me every time
 
2017-10-02 08:20:56 AM  

dittybopper: suebhoney: Movies were meant to be shared with others.

No they weren't.  It's just that the technology required to show them for the first, oh, 50 years of so of their existence meant that it was too expensive for almost everyone to watch a movie along.

Quite frankly, I enjoy a film much more in an empty or near empty theater.  There are fewer distractions.  And I'm not even talking about the assholes who have to discuss the film while it's being played, or the people asking you questions about the film during the film when this is the first time both of you have seen it*.  Even just people answering the call of nature, or running to get more popcorn, can be distracting.

A film has to be something rather special before I'll lay out the money to go see it on the big screen these days.  Most of the time, I'd rather wait and watch it at home.


*The distaffbopper is famous for that, but I think she's finally caught on based upon my dirty looks and the whispered "how the Hell should I know, I haven't seen it before" comments.


Considering the source of this comment, I'm not surprised. I'd not want to be in a theater with a cynical asshole like you anyway. Thank you for staying away. It will make everyone else's experience much better.
 
2017-10-02 08:22:05 AM  
Das Boot?
 
2017-10-02 08:29:17 AM  

phlegmmo: 2 days only

In a row?


No, altogether.
 
2017-10-02 08:29:45 AM  

NoahBuddy: phlegmmo: 2 days only

In a row?

No, altogether.


2 days only?
 
2017-10-02 08:36:32 AM  

SomeAmerican: I thought it was this:

[www.balettie.com image 500x222]


No, I believe that is Fark;s unofficial motto.
 
2017-10-02 08:39:32 AM  

downstairs: Today is the 25th anniversary of Glengarry Glen Ross.  My most quoted move, personally.


Coffee is for closers!
 
2017-10-02 08:42:07 AM  
That's not the kind of behavior you expect from a major appliance.
 
2017-10-02 08:43:10 AM  

suebhoney: Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby


Delawhere?

//Grew up in Elsmere.
 
2017-10-02 08:47:51 AM  
Nice marmot
 
2017-10-02 08:51:41 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-02 08:54:19 AM  
Excuse me while I whip this out.
 
2017-10-02 09:04:54 AM  

holdmybones: holdmybones: Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I can't even Fark up right.


All those years Farking only to fail now. That's the worst thing I ever heard.
 
2017-10-02 09:08:58 AM  

dittybopper: suebhoney: Movies were meant to be shared with others.

No they weren't.  It's just that the technology required to show them for the first, oh, 50 years of so of their existence meant that it was too expensive for almost everyone to watch a movie along.

Quite frankly, I enjoy a film much more in an empty or near empty theater.  There are fewer distractions.  And I'm not even talking about the assholes who have to discuss the film while it's being played, or the people asking you questions about the film during the film when this is the first time both of you have seen it*.  Even just people answering the call of nature, or running to get more popcorn, can be distracting.

A film has to be something rather special before I'll lay out the money to go see it on the big screen these days.  Most of the time, I'd rather wait and watch it at home.


*The distaffbopper is famous for that, but I think she's finally caught on based upon my dirty looks and the whispered "how the Hell should I know, I haven't seen it before" comments.


Yes, they were. It's a modern version of the story-teller holding an audience spell-bound around the campfire, and the shared experience of that audience is just as important as the film/story itself.

Sorry that it doesn't work for you, and I understand why, but a well-made film with an appreciative audience can't be beat.

Of course, "appreciative audience" means no phones, no noise, and so on and so forth, as you've said. Rare and difficult to achieve, but very much worth it when you can.
 
2017-10-02 09:10:41 AM  

Alphax: Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot binds us to-gothar.


We actually started our wedding with the pastor saying this. You could tell who'd seen the movie - they laughed and clapped. The others looked at us like something was seriously wrong :)

/best wedding opening
//And, yeah, we danced to Storybook Love
///I farking LOVE this movie
 
2017-10-02 09:12:27 AM  

mjones73: suebhoney: Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby

Delawhere?

//Grew up in Elsmere.


I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more
 
2017-10-02 09:12:44 AM  

bobug: Alphax: Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot binds us to-gothar.

We actually started our wedding with the pastor saying this. You could tell who'd seen the movie - they laughed and clapped. The others looked at us like something was seriously wrong :)

/best wedding opening
//And, yeah, we danced to Storybook Love
///I farking LOVE this movie


That's awesome.
 
2017-10-02 09:13:17 AM  
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."

And I'm about to see the sequel. Working myself into the right frame of mind. I'm going to watch the final cut at home a few days before selecting a quiet matinee* and then I'll probably go see it again - lord knows it took me 4 or 5 viewings to begin to appreciate the original.

* what the hell is Warner/Roadshow thinking?. It's scheduled for only 2 sessions a day at the local multiplex. I've got a bad feeling about this. They farked it up the first time with poor marketing.........
 
amb
2017-10-02 09:14:06 AM  
We're going to needa bigger thread
 
2017-10-02 09:15:18 AM  
Lions, tigers and bears? Oh my!
 
2017-10-02 09:21:36 AM  
Anybody want a peanut?
 
2017-10-02 09:22:57 AM  

suebhoney: dittybopper: suebhoney: Movies were meant to be shared with others.

No they weren't.  It's just that the technology required to show them for the first, oh, 50 years of so of their existence meant that it was too expensive for almost everyone to watch a movie along.

Quite frankly, I enjoy a film much more in an empty or near empty theater.  There are fewer distractions.  And I'm not even talking about the assholes who have to discuss the film while it's being played, or the people asking you questions about the film during the film when this is the first time both of you have seen it*.  Even just people answering the call of nature, or running to get more popcorn, can be distracting.

A film has to be something rather special before I'll lay out the money to go see it on the big screen these days.  Most of the time, I'd rather wait and watch it at home.


*The distaffbopper is famous for that, but I think she's finally caught on based upon my dirty looks and the whispered "how the Hell should I know, I haven't seen it before" comments.

Considering the source of this comment, I'm not surprised. I'd not want to be in a theater with a cynical asshole like you anyway. Thank you for staying away. It will make everyone else's experience much better.


Girls, girls -- you're both ugly.

Films started with the nickelodeon, which were single-customer silent films.

Film eventually took over the opera/play/vaudeville houses, and thus became mass entertainment. Which is about the time it gained things like newsreels and became quasi-public. It always occupied something of an odd niche, though -- never totally a group activity because the presenter was completely unaware of the audience, so any "participation" was meaningless. How a movie plays to its crowd depends somewhat on the nature of the film. Horror and comedy probably work better in a group setting, because it feeds on the crowd reaction. (Although this varies -- jump scare movies work better with crowds, I'd argue slow-burns and audio-centric films work better when you're alone) This is less true for dramas or romances, which almost benefit from a less obvious crowd.

Basically, some films almost need the crowd. Others are better without it.
 
2017-10-02 09:31:37 AM  

Snapper Carr: Fury Pilot: Summoner101: I see you shiver with antici...

SAY IT!

[i.imgur.com image 620x349]


Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but am I the only person that reads the top tweet then goes to the next one lower?  It makes reading multi-line tweets hard to read.

/I don't twitter.
 
2017-10-02 09:47:27 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2017-10-02 09:51:40 AM  

mjones73: suebhoney: Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby

Delawhere?

//Grew up in Elsmere.


"Is that, like, near Elsinore, you hoser?

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-02 09:52:27 AM  
"Everyone Is Now Dumber" - Billy Madison
Youtube LQCU36pkH7c
This should be nowadays the most quoted movie on Fark.
 
2017-10-02 10:00:24 AM  
img.fark.net
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery.
 
2017-10-02 10:05:25 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2017-10-02 10:12:56 AM  
media.giphy.com
 
2017-10-02 10:15:16 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-02 10:18:01 AM  

SamFlagg: [media.giphy.com image 400x174]


I'll be back.
 
2017-10-02 10:19:36 AM  
images.memes.com
 
2017-10-02 10:22:17 AM  
I used to love going to the movies.  Back in the days when the entire event cost like $10 tops.  And back when the only other option of seeing a film was watching it on VHS, with scan and pan, on a small CRT TV.

Those were the days when most theaters only had 2-4 screens.  That's all that was needed really.

Nowadays it's minimum 24 screens, and the expense is upwards around $30 per person.  And that's if you can get the cheap seats.  When those sell out, you have to buy the $50 IMAX-3D tickets.  And you get to sit in the front row where you can't even see the screen!

Which is why I only go to the theater now when it's a film that absolutely requires it.  Like, you know, big science fiction movies.

I find it an absolute amazement how many people will pay to see a movie like Manchester by the Sea in the theater.  That's like a special kind of insanity.
 
2017-10-02 10:38:06 AM  
A movie theater?! What is it?
 
2017-10-02 10:42:55 AM  

SamFlagg: [media.giphy.com image 400x174]


That is what I was thinking too.
 
2017-10-02 10:49:13 AM  
Well, did he come or what?
 
2017-10-02 11:04:51 AM  

ChubbyTiger: A movie theater?! What is it?


It's a big building with large screens inside that they project moving pictures onto....but that's not important right now.
 
2017-10-02 11:10:58 AM  
take the cannoli like a dolls eyes CHARLEY DON'T SURF
 
2017-10-02 11:20:08 AM  
Oh I hate to shoot a butt like THAT!
 
2017-10-02 11:24:17 AM  
I hate Illinois Nazis....
 
2017-10-02 11:24:18 AM  
Dude, the underwear goes on the inside.
 
2017-10-02 11:33:48 AM  
I know every word to Princess Bride.  But, i think there are quite a few movies that get quoted more often.

Animal House, Blazing Saddles, etc..

/forget it, the threads on a roll
 
2017-10-02 11:37:07 AM  

durbnpoisn: Nowadays it's minimum 24 screens, and the expense is upwards around $30 per person


What theater are you going to? I got two tickets to It this weekend for less then $30 and it was in a nice place with assigned reclining seats.
 
2017-10-02 11:38:47 AM  
If the light is green, the trap is clean.

J/K - I go to many Fathom events and will be there for this one too :)
 
2017-10-02 11:39:48 AM  
Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up . . .
 
2017-10-02 11:47:20 AM  
There can only be ONE!
 
2017-10-02 11:58:57 AM  

Harlee: There can only be ONE!


* There can BE only one!
 
2017-10-02 12:01:32 PM  

mjones73: durbnpoisn: Nowadays it's minimum 24 screens, and the expense is upwards around $30 per person

What theater are you going to? I got two tickets to It this weekend for less then $30 and it was in a nice place with assigned reclining seats.


You must not have gotten refreshments.
 
2017-10-02 12:06:23 PM  
I haven't been farked like that since grade school
 
2017-10-02 12:06:34 PM  

mjones73: suebhoney: Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby

Delawhere?

//Grew up in Elsmere.


Inga: Delawhere!
Dr. Frankenstein: Delawhere?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, Dela. There, castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor[shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.
 
2017-10-02 12:26:53 PM  

durbnpoisn: mjones73: durbnpoisn: Nowadays it's minimum 24 screens, and the expense is upwards around $30 per person

What theater are you going to? I got two tickets to It this weekend for less then $30 and it was in a nice place with assigned reclining seats.

You must not have gotten refreshments.


No, usually load up on candy and bring it with me. The refreshments cost more then the damn tickets.
 
2017-10-02 12:29:09 PM  
There's a shortage of prefect breasts in the world.
 
2017-10-02 12:37:24 PM  
I am an FBI agent!
 
2017-10-02 12:47:07 PM  

AquaTatanka: I know every word to Princess Bride.  But, i think there are quite a few movies that get quoted more often.

Animal House, Blazing Saddles, etc..

/forget it, the threads on a roll


The gotdamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!
 
2017-10-02 12:52:40 PM  

WyDave: AquaTatanka: I know every word to Princess Bride.  But, i think there are quite a few movies that get quoted more often.

Animal House, Blazing Saddles, etc..

/forget it, the threads on a roll

The gotdamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!


Ze Germans?

Snatch - 'Ze Germans', '2 minutes Turkish'(HD 1080p)
Youtube heiyM61dfio
 
2017-10-02 12:59:55 PM  

ChubbyTiger: There's a shortage of prefect breasts in the world.


It would be a shame to damage yours.

/Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand?
//Why are you wearing a mask?
 
2017-10-02 01:01:12 PM  

DecemberNitro: Harlee: There can only be ONE!

* There can BE only one!


There CAN be only one!
 
2017-10-02 01:08:04 PM  
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
 
2017-10-02 01:11:17 PM  
I thought Mel Brooks Silent Movie was the most quoted of all time.  I mean every day every French speaking person quotes it word for word hundreds of times.
 
2017-10-02 01:35:58 PM  
Finally, I can get some closure on whether or not my machine actually works or not.
 
amb
2017-10-02 01:43:18 PM  
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
 
2017-10-02 01:45:43 PM  

holdmybones: NoahBuddy: phlegmmo: 2 days only

In a row?

No, altogether.

2 days only?


Your effort is noted. Have an orange whip.

/The rest? Fark, I am disappoint
 
2017-10-02 01:55:36 PM  
Well, bye.
 
2017-10-02 02:24:33 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Finally, I can get some closure on whether or not my machine actually works or not.


Have we met?  I don't remember....
 
2017-10-02 02:30:05 PM  
If you love the film, go read William Goldman's novel. It's so much better than the movie.
 
2017-10-02 02:34:41 PM  
lumiere-a.akamaihd.net
 
2017-10-02 02:58:14 PM  
emergency-pants.net
 
2017-10-02 03:19:28 PM  

Team Coors Light: I hate Illinois Nazis....


Okay, okay.  You got me.  I'll play.
 
2017-10-02 03:24:17 PM  

whither_apophis: What a pisser


First thought was "airplane! Is way more than 30 years old."
 
2017-10-02 03:30:23 PM  
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2017-10-02 03:38:08 PM  

amb: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?


I've got that going for me.  Which is nice.
 
2017-10-02 03:38:22 PM  

dryknife: Is this some kind of bust?


Yes, it's very impressive
 
2017-10-02 03:45:31 PM  

UncleDirtNap: mjones73: suebhoney: Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby

Delawhere?

//Grew up in Elsmere.

Inga: Delawhere!
Dr. Frankenstein: Delawhere?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, Dela. There, castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.


Abby-normal.....
 
2017-10-02 03:46:01 PM  
Most quoted?
img.fark.net
/All right, we'll call it a draw.
 
2017-10-02 03:47:39 PM  

WyDave: AquaTatanka: I know every word to Princess Bride.  But, i think there are quite a few movies that get quoted more often.

Animal House, Blazing Saddles, etc..

/forget it, the threads on a roll

The gotdamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!


There is SUCH a difference between the "tv" version and the actual movie (including Jackie Gleason's voice for nearly half of it...)

/You scum-bum....
 
2017-10-02 03:54:35 PM  
What I found most surprising about that movie was that the book IS actually what Peter Falk is reading.  That is, the film is both an adaptation of the book that really does exist, and a means of how the story was told at the same time.

Which is genius...  For the longest time, I thought the movie was standing on its own and the book was entirely fictional within the film.
 
2017-10-02 04:13:08 PM  

bobug: Alphax: Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot binds us to-gothar.

We actually started our wedding with the pastor saying this. You could tell who'd seen the movie - they laughed and clapped. The others looked at us like something was seriously wrong :)

/best wedding opening
//And, yeah, we danced to Storybook Love
///I farking LOVE this movie


we walked down the aisle to Storybook Love, I wish we would have thought of having our official say the Mawwage thing.
 
amb
2017-10-02 04:13:18 PM  

durbnpoisn: What I found most surprising about that movie was that the book IS actually what Peter Falk is reading.  That is, the film is both an adaptation of the book that really does exist, and a means of how the story was told at the same time.

Which is genius...  For the longest time, I thought the movie was standing on its own and the book was entirely fictional within the film.


I found the book on my patents bookshelf when I was in jr. high. The cover said it was an adult fairy tale. So I snuck it to my room and read it expecting something dirty. Boy was I disappointed.
 
2017-10-02 04:21:06 PM  
The ex-president is a Ni-bong...
 
2017-10-02 04:30:07 PM  
ih0.redbubble.net
 
2017-10-02 04:52:25 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: bobug: Alphax: Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot binds us to-gothar.

We actually started our wedding with the pastor saying this. You could tell who'd seen the movie - they laughed and clapped. The others looked at us like something was seriously wrong :)

/best wedding opening
//And, yeah, we danced to Storybook Love
///I farking LOVE this movie

we walked down the aisle to Storybook Love, I wish we would have thought of having our official say the Mawwage thing.


It was my only condition for tolerating such a bunch of people. :)
 
2017-10-02 05:17:53 PM  

SamFlagg: [ih0.redbubble.net image 566x800]


I've always loved you.

/bet you did not zee that coming
 
2017-10-02 05:18:36 PM  
MEIN FURHER! I CAN WALK!
 
2017-10-02 06:08:53 PM  
Fascinating.

/didn't see the movie until two years ago.
//quote is not from that movie.
 
2017-10-02 06:22:52 PM  

natazha: Fascinating.

/didn't see the movie until two years ago.
//quote is not from that movie.


I sincerely hope you're under 12, then.
 
2017-10-02 07:14:53 PM  

cchinni: ChubbyTiger: There's a shortage of prefect breasts in the world.

It would be a shame to damage yours.

/Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand?
//Why are you wearing a mask?


They're very comfortable.
 
2017-10-02 07:16:07 PM  

BorgiaGinz: If you love the film, go read William Goldman's novel. It's so much better than the movie.


Better yet, read the original by S. Morganstern.
 
2017-10-02 08:47:04 PM  
I know I've told this story before but what the hell.

When my kids were little I was lucky enough to be working from home. When they started going to school, I would say "bye boys, have fun storming the castle!" One would say "think it'll work?" And another would say "it would take a miracle."

It was a good way to start the day.

/bonus: my wife hates the movie and couldn't stand us doing that every day.
 
2017-10-02 10:58:43 PM  
"He's mostly dead."

ooops, meant to post in the Tom Petty thread.
 
2017-10-02 11:32:04 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2017-10-03 02:25:39 AM  

SamFlagg: [ih0.redbubble.net image 566x800]


*cough*
 
2017-10-03 02:33:58 AM  

SithLord: "He's mostly dead."

ooops, meant to post in the Tom Petty thread.


You sick bastard.

Screw the aisle seat, we'll meet in the bar car.
 
2017-10-03 08:23:48 AM  

NoahBuddy: SamFlagg: [ih0.redbubble.net image 566x800]

*cough*


*obligatory damn it*
 
2017-10-03 10:40:07 AM  

SamFlagg: NoahBuddy: SamFlagg: [ih0.redbubble.net image 566x800]

*cough*

*obligatory damn it*


Well done. All the Fark proprieties have been seen to - I think we can wind this up now.

/Not a film quote
//...that I'm aware of
 
2017-10-03 02:48:14 PM  

AquaTatanka: WyDave: AquaTatanka: I know every word to Princess Bride.  But, i think there are quite a few movies that get quoted more often.

Animal House, Blazing Saddles, etc..

/forget it, the threads on a roll

The gotdamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!

Ze Germans?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/heiyM61dfio]


I saw that for the first time with a German who really didn't understand what the hell they meant.
 
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