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2017-10-01 09:36:41 PM  
Inconceivable!
 
2017-10-01 09:56:31 PM  
What a pisser
 
2017-10-01 10:11:27 PM  
Yeah, well that's just your opinion, man.
 
2017-10-01 10:12:04 PM  

holdmybones: Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man.


I can't even Fark up right.
 
2017-10-01 11:17:45 PM  
Well now we know subby lives near Rochester, NY.
 
2017-10-02 12:02:55 AM  
And Leon is getting laaaaaaarger...
 
2017-10-02 12:05:04 AM  
2 days only

In a row?
 
2017-10-02 12:25:18 AM  

holdmybones: holdmybones: Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I can't even Fark up right.


You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.
 
2017-10-02 12:32:40 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-02 12:35:44 AM  

mjjt: Up yours, attractive and successful African-American


LOL I forgot about Fark's filters ....
 
2017-10-02 01:06:26 AM  
I thought it was this:

www.balettie.com
 
2017-10-02 02:02:11 AM  
Airplane?
 
2017-10-02 03:00:43 AM  
Jackasses

You turned a Princess Bride thread into "any other movie quote but..." thread.

Inconceivable!!!!
 
2017-10-02 03:07:11 AM  

Banned on the Run: Jackasses

You turned a Princess Bride thread into "any other movie quote but..." thread.

Inconceivable!!!!


You keep using that word....
 
2017-10-02 03:13:19 AM  

SomeAmerican: I thought it was this:

[www.balettie.com image 500x222]


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-02 04:06:45 AM  
Blazing Saddles?
 
2017-10-02 04:09:39 AM  
You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
 
2017-10-02 04:11:57 AM  
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
 
2017-10-02 04:14:57 AM  
Have fun stormin' the cineplex, subby.

/unless there's something in the re-release that's not part of the 25th anniversary blu-ray I've watched probably 60 or 70 times, I'll stick with that.
 
2017-10-02 04:21:06 AM  
I see you shiver with antici...
 
2017-10-02 04:21:50 AM  

Banned on the Run: Jackasses

You turned a Princess Bride thread into "any other movie quote but..." thread.

Inconceivable!!!!


I've got a bad feeling about this.
 
2017-10-02 04:29:17 AM  
Get your farkin' shinebox subby
 
2017-10-02 04:36:47 AM  

Summoner101: I see you shiver with antici...


SAY IT!
 
2017-10-02 04:43:47 AM  

Fury Pilot: Summoner101: I see you shiver with antici...

SAY IT!


i.imgur.com
 
2017-10-02 04:53:27 AM  
I still haven't seen it. The damned DVD is right over there.
 
2017-10-02 04:59:26 AM  
Today is the 25th anniversary of Glengarry Glen Ross.  My most quoted move, personally.
 
2017-10-02 05:37:25 AM  
Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby
 
2017-10-02 05:40:16 AM  
And my 1st green light in many, many years :P
 
2017-10-02 05:56:48 AM  

downstairs: Today is the 25th anniversary of Glengarry Glen Ross.  My most quoted move, personally.


That's what I say too, but really I just like swearing a lot.
 
2017-10-02 06:26:46 AM  
Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot binds us to-gothar.
 
2017-10-02 06:34:15 AM  

Fury Pilot: Summoner101: I see you shiver with antici...

SAY IT!


...pation!
 
2017-10-02 06:42:57 AM  
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in France?
 
2017-10-02 06:44:10 AM  
Yes, it's true. This subby has no dick.
 
2017-10-02 06:45:18 AM  
Anybody have a peanut?
 
2017-10-02 06:47:56 AM  
Does it go to 11?
 
2017-10-02 06:48:50 AM  
Ni!
 
2017-10-02 06:53:58 AM  
Use the force, Harry.
 
2017-10-02 07:02:24 AM  

docmattic: downstairs: Today is the 25th anniversary of Glengarry Glen Ross.  My most quoted move, personally.

That's what I say too, but really I just like swearing a lot.


"To help us.  Not to [fark] us up...to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living."
 
2017-10-02 07:26:43 AM  

Snapper Carr: Have fun stormin' the cineplex, subby.

/unless there's something in the re-release that's not part of the 25th anniversary blu-ray I've watched probably 60 or 70 times, I'll stick with that.


If you've never gone to one of the Turner Classic Movies re-releases, I suggest them highly. In my area, every film sells out and it's a lot of fun to see classics (99% of them before I was born) in a fully crowded theater.

Movies were meant to be shared with others. I love my 350+ dvd collection, but it does get tiresome quite often, watching them alone :D
 
2017-10-02 07:59:16 AM  
as you wish
 
2017-10-02 08:08:59 AM  

suebhoney: Movies were meant to be shared with others.


No they weren't.  It's just that the technology required to show them for the first, oh, 50 years of so of their existence meant that it was too expensive for almost everyone to watch a movie along.

Quite frankly, I enjoy a film much more in an empty or near empty theater.  There are fewer distractions.  And I'm not even talking about the assholes who have to discuss the film while it's being played, or the people asking you questions about the film during the film when this is the first time both of you have seen it*.  Even just people answering the call of nature, or running to get more popcorn, can be distracting.

A film has to be something rather special before I'll lay out the money to go see it on the big screen these days.  Most of the time, I'd rather wait and watch it at home.


*The distaffbopper is famous for that, but I think she's finally caught on based upon my dirty looks and the whispered "how the Hell should I know, I haven't seen it before" comments.
 
2017-10-02 08:10:19 AM  
"I DIED that day!"

/line gets me every time
 
2017-10-02 08:20:56 AM  

dittybopper: suebhoney: Movies were meant to be shared with others.

No they weren't.  It's just that the technology required to show them for the first, oh, 50 years of so of their existence meant that it was too expensive for almost everyone to watch a movie along.

Quite frankly, I enjoy a film much more in an empty or near empty theater.  There are fewer distractions.  And I'm not even talking about the assholes who have to discuss the film while it's being played, or the people asking you questions about the film during the film when this is the first time both of you have seen it*.  Even just people answering the call of nature, or running to get more popcorn, can be distracting.

A film has to be something rather special before I'll lay out the money to go see it on the big screen these days.  Most of the time, I'd rather wait and watch it at home.


*The distaffbopper is famous for that, but I think she's finally caught on based upon my dirty looks and the whispered "how the Hell should I know, I haven't seen it before" comments.


Considering the source of this comment, I'm not surprised. I'd not want to be in a theater with a cynical asshole like you anyway. Thank you for staying away. It will make everyone else's experience much better.
 
2017-10-02 08:22:05 AM  
Das Boot?
 
2017-10-02 08:29:17 AM  

phlegmmo: 2 days only

In a row?


No, altogether.
 
2017-10-02 08:29:45 AM  

NoahBuddy: phlegmmo: 2 days only

In a row?

No, altogether.


2 days only?
 
2017-10-02 08:36:32 AM  

SomeAmerican: I thought it was this:

[www.balettie.com image 500x222]


No, I believe that is Fark;s unofficial motto.
 
2017-10-02 08:39:32 AM  

downstairs: Today is the 25th anniversary of Glengarry Glen Ross.  My most quoted move, personally.


Coffee is for closers!
 
2017-10-02 08:42:07 AM  
That's not the kind of behavior you expect from a major appliance.
 
2017-10-02 08:43:10 AM  

suebhoney: Just a Turner Classic Movie fan from Delaware.
/subby


Delawhere?

//Grew up in Elsmere.
 
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