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(The Hill)   Redefining the term "tone deaf", Trump " dedicates" the trophy at the golf tournament he spent all day at to the victims of Harvey, Irma, and Maria   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-10-01 07:28:04 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.™
 
2017-10-01 07:30:09 PM  
It's on par with sending "thoughts and prayers. Probably the only time he's ever been on par while at a golf course.
 
2017-10-01 07:31:25 PM  
"Well, I've got this cup now - where them two Russian girls at?"
 
2017-10-01 07:35:46 PM  
Trump: absolute piece of farking shiat
 
2017-10-01 07:41:37 PM  

Mad Scientist: Christ, what an asshole.™


Christ, what an asshole, indeed.
Trump is synonymous with asshole.
 
2017-10-01 07:44:59 PM  
Well that certainly makes up for the lack of food, water, and electricity.

It reanimated a few drowned people as well

USA! USA! USA!
 
2017-10-01 07:47:26 PM  
Christ, what a Trumphole™
 
2017-10-01 07:48:54 PM  

Anastacya: It's on par with sending "thoughts and prayers. Probably the only time he's ever been on par while at a golf course.


No way. I've been told in no uncertain terms that he shoots an 18 every time he plays 18 holes of golf. Also that he beats Michael Jordan by double digits every time they play one-on-one, Roger Federer learned everything he knows from Donald Trump, and he can throw a football over that mountain.
 
2017-10-01 07:50:09 PM  
Ass, what a Christhole (patent pending)
 
2017-10-01 07:50:39 PM  
I'm going to dedicate my new Ferrari to the victims of sex trafficking
 
2017-10-01 07:50:56 PM  
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I don't think that thing is going to hold enough water for 3.5 million people.
 
2017-10-01 07:51:23 PM  
But his braindead defenders will see this as a magnanimous gesture.
 
2017-10-01 07:51:38 PM  
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2017-10-01 07:53:14 PM  
I don't even have to ask if this is satire.
media.giphy.com
 
2017-10-01 07:59:46 PM  
And he hopes this is enough to keep that crazy lady in San Juan from saying all those nasty things about him.
 
2017-10-01 08:00:42 PM  

Unobtanium: I don't even have to ask if this is satire.
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upload.wikimedia.org

*nods understandingly*
 
2017-10-01 08:13:53 PM  
"On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people -- if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control -- Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them. And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation,"

At least he dedicated it eloquently. What style, what grace. I'm in awe of his wordsmithery. And people say he's suffering from dementia!
 
2017-10-01 08:16:56 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: "On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people -- if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control -- Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them. And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation,"

At least he dedicated it eloquently. What style, what grace. I'm in awe of his wordsmithery. And people say he's suffering from dementia!


Farker, you don't have to 'remember' them. They're not farking dead. You're not some geriatric duffer on some three hole course in Manitoba. You actually have power over this situation. What the fark? The PR on this thing (meaning public relations) has been astounding.
 
2017-10-01 08:21:00 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: thatguyoverthere70: "On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people -- if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control -- Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them. And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation,"

At least he dedicated it eloquently. What style, what grace. I'm in awe of his wordsmithery. And people say he's suffering from dementia!

Farker, you don't have to 'remember' them. They're not farking dead. You're not some geriatric duffer on some three hole course in Manitoba. You actually have power over this situation. What the fark? The PR on this thing (meaning public relations) has been astounding.


Yet...
 
2017-10-01 08:21:48 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: thatguyoverthere70: "On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people -- if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control -- Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them. And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation,"

At least he dedicated it eloquently. What style, what grace. I'm in awe of his wordsmithery. And people say he's suffering from dementia!

Farker, you don't have to 'remember' them. They're not farking dead.


You do know who you're talking about, right?

As far as he's concerned, he's the "grieving widow" shedding tears for his lost love, Puerto Rico, all the while hoping no one notices it was his fingerprints on her neck.
 
2017-10-01 08:26:02 PM  
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2017-10-01 08:32:29 PM  
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2017-10-01 08:52:55 PM  
"Let them watch golf..."
 
2017-10-01 08:53:11 PM  
On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people (Where? What's the one that's going on right now? Stall! Stall!) if you look today and see what is happening (it's horrible, mention how horrible it is) how horrible it is (but it's not so horrible that we can't handle it fantastically. Mention that.) but we have it under really great control (And yet the media is still criticizing me about the response to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico! That's it! Puerto Rico!) Puerto Rico and the people of (Where? Florida, right.) Florida who have really suffered over (Oh God, how long has it been since the first one happened? A week? Two weeks? A month? Couldn't be that long, could it?) this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them ("Remember them." That's good. Just remember the people like I did at the 9-11 memorial thing.) And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much (Gotta say we love them.) that we love (Ah, I distracted myself. What was I talking about again? People. The suffering people who are, what?) a part of our great state (No! Not state! Nation! Act like you meant to say it!)really part of our great nation.
 
2017-10-01 08:56:40 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people (Where? What's the one that's going on right now? Stall! Stall!) if you look today and see what is happening (it's horrible, mention how horrible it is) how horrible it is (but it's not so horrible that we can't handle it fantastically. Mention that.) but we have it under really great control (And yet the media is still criticizing me about the response to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico! That's it! Puerto Rico!) Puerto Rico and the people of (Where? Florida, right.) Florida who have really suffered over (Oh God, how long has it been since the first one happened? A week? Two weeks? A month? Couldn't be that long, could it?) this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them ("Remember them." That's good. Just remember the people like I did at the 9-11 memorial thing.) And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much (Gotta say we love them.) that we love (Ah, I distracted myself. What was I talking about again? People. The suffering people who are, what?) a part of our great state (No! Not state! Nation! Act like you meant to say it!)really part of our great nation.


Channeling can be dangerous. Be careful.
 
2017-10-01 09:05:17 PM  
A person at the ceremony yelled, "You don't give a shiat about Puerto Rico!" according to reporters at the event.

Good. More and more Americans are outraged at this buffoon's bizarre antics, as they should be...
 
2017-10-01 09:33:52 PM  
I just spend half an hour explaining that I don't just think Trump is a racist asshole, he is a racist asshole.

To his credit, my friend was willing to be open minded.  He didn't vote for Trump, but he wondered why us Anti-Trumper's hate the guy.

Now he gets it.
 
2017-10-01 09:46:18 PM  
I hear they're having the hospital ship turn back so they can deliver the trophy.
 
2017-10-01 09:50:38 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I hear they're having the hospital ship turn back so they can deliver the trophy.


They canceled the Special Olympics qualifiers to have the kids run a relay with the trophy from the Port to the Podium
 
2017-10-01 09:59:30 PM  

Anastacya: It's on par with sending "thoughts and prayers. Probably the only time he's ever been on par while at a golf course.


I think it's a little more insulting than sending thoughts and prayers.
 
2017-10-01 10:01:35 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Anastacya: It's on par with sending "thoughts and prayers. Probably the only time he's ever been on par while at a golf course.

No way. I've been told in no uncertain terms that he shoots an 18 every time he plays 18 holes of golf. Also that he beats Michael Jordan by double digits every time they play one-on-one, Roger Federer learned everything he knows from Donald Trump, and he can throw a football over that mountain.


Kim Jong Un shoots 18 too... how about a golf tourny for all the marbles: Trump, Kim 3 rounds at ... Pebble Beach. Any cheating results in jail time
 
2017-10-01 10:03:51 PM  
The current US president: A farkstick with a golfstick.
 
2017-10-01 10:04:58 PM  
The current US president: Speak softly gibberish and carry a big stick 9-iron.
 
2017-10-01 10:11:56 PM  
Now close your eyes and imagine something. 

Pretend this was the worst thing he had ever done as president.

I know.  You can't stop laughing can you.  That is not a funny laugh.  It is not expressing a "ha-ha."   That is the laugh of fear because most of read this story and basically went, "this shiat wont even make the extended super long book about his president.   If anything, this might be used as a way to redeem this motherfarker. 

Yes he almost started WWIII, but remember how he paid tribute to the victims of those storms during a golf tournament? 
 
2017-10-01 10:13:34 PM  
I'd suggest what he could do with that cup, but I'm not sure which end of him is the rectum anymore, shiat spews out both his ends
 
2017-10-01 10:13:53 PM  
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2017-10-01 10:15:48 PM  
Of all the things Trump has done while in office, "golfing" is pretty far down the list of things I'm outraged by.

I know a lot of people who were incredibly upset about Obama golfing who are weirdly ok with Trump, though, so that's interesting.
 
2017-10-01 10:17:02 PM  
... there are intensive care units in hospitals that lost power that have a 100% mortality rate.  Nobody made it.  The lack of empathy of any kind from Donald Trump is depressing.

That ambulatory colostomy bag's inability to spontaneously ignite is recurring proof that karma doesn't exist.
 
2017-10-01 10:18:39 PM  

Delta1212: Of all the things Trump has done while in office, "golfing" is pretty far down the list of things I'm outraged by.

I know a lot of people who were incredibly upset about Obama golfing who are weirdly ok with Trump, though, so that's interesting.


The Mango Mussolini hasn't stopped golfing since his term began.  He should never be compared to Obama or any other sane intelligent person.
 
2017-10-01 10:18:41 PM  
At least his heart was in the right place
 
2017-10-01 10:18:54 PM  
Marie Antoinette's disembodied head blinks in astonishment.
 
2017-10-01 10:19:10 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: "On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people -- if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control -- Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them. And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation,"

At least he dedicated it eloquently. What style, what grace. I'm in awe of his wordsmithery. And people say he's suffering from dementia!


Did he steal that from Judge Smails?

/D2S, the organic word salad generator
 
2017-10-01 10:19:44 PM  
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2017-10-01 10:20:13 PM  
Pity no one hit him with that damn trophy
 
2017-10-01 10:20:13 PM  

Cpl.D: ... there are intensive care units in hospitals that lost power that have a 100% mortality rate.  Nobody made it.  The lack of empathy of any kind from Donald Trump is depressing.

That ambulatory colostomy bag's inability to spontaneously ignite is recurring proof that karma doesn't exist.


Do not soil ostomy bags by comparing them to that worthless sack of crap!
 
2017-10-01 10:20:46 PM  

Clutch2013: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: thatguyoverthere70: "On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people -- if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control -- Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them. And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation,"

At least he dedicated it eloquently. What style, what grace. I'm in awe of his wordsmithery. And people say he's suffering from dementia!

Farker, you don't have to 'remember' them. They're not farking dead.

You do know who you're talking about, right?

As far as he's concerned, he's the "grieving widow" shedding tears for his lost love, Puerto Rico, all the while hoping no one notices it was his fingerprints on her neck.


"This Year I Lost My Dear Husband Edgar"
Youtube FHuynlD_ckM
 
2017-10-01 10:20:48 PM  
Yeah, but there was this one time when Bill Clinton didn't wear a tie. DIDN'T WEAR A TIE!!!!
 
2017-10-01 10:20:51 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: thatguyoverthere70: "On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people -- if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control -- Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them. And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love -- a part of our great state, really part of our great nation,"

At least he dedicated it eloquently. What style, what grace. I'm in awe of his wordsmithery. And people say he's suffering from dementia!

Farker, you don't have to 'remember' them. They're not farking dead. You're not some geriatric duffer on some three hole course in Manitoba. You actually have power over this situation. What the fark? The PR on this thing (meaning public relations) has been astounding.


He's just talking to himself. On a Sunday after a weekend golfing, I usually have to stop for a second to get myself mentally back in work mode and remember all the stuff that flew out of my brain on Friday which I'll have to deal with on Monday.

He's "remembering" the people of Puerto Rico with the same disdain that I usually have for work week ahead of me after a nice, relaxing weekend..
 
2017-10-01 10:21:11 PM  
Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them.

You want to remember them on a golf course so you can wash your hands of the problem and get around to forgetting them when you get back to your office.
 
2017-10-01 10:21:33 PM  

Delta1212: Of all the things Trump has done while in office, "golfing" is pretty far down the list of things I'm outraged by.

I know a lot of people who were incredibly upset about Obama golfing who are weirdly ok with Trump, though, so that's interesting.


You act as if a man can't take time from cheating at golf to be President for a few minutes each day.  What a bunch of haters.
 
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