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(The Hill)   Congress misses deadline to fund healthcare for millions of children   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Fail, United States Senate, CHIP funding, health insurance, Health Insurance Program, inexpensive health insurance, Democratic Caucus chairman, Rep. Joe Crowley, Kaiser Family Foundation  
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2017-10-01 05:14:52 PM  
Republicans. Always thinking of the children.
 
2017-10-01 05:35:14 PM  
Every life is precious.

Until it's born, they you're on your own.
 
2017-10-01 05:38:15 PM  
Too bad they can't vote yet.,, now they never will. Suck it, poor kids!
 
2017-10-01 05:50:32 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Republicans. Always thinking of the children.


You left out "white".
 
2017-10-01 06:11:28 PM  
Oh these vile farking assholes.
 
2017-10-01 06:16:31 PM  
If those kids wanted healthcare they shouldn't rely on their goodfornothing parents, they should pull up their bootstraps, head to a local hospital, and offer to work for healthcare.  Stupid kids are just to lazy to do anything.
 
2017-10-01 06:26:32 PM  
Patron saint of the GOP
img.fark.net
I say let 'em crash.
 
2017-10-01 06:28:03 PM  

TheFoz: rzrwiresunrise: Republicans. Always thinking of the children.

You left out "white".


There are a sh*t ton of white children about to be affected by this.
 
2017-10-01 06:29:15 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: TheFoz: rzrwiresunrise: Republicans. Always thinking of the children.

You left out "white".

There are a sh*t ton of white children about to be affected by this.


Dammit.  Forgot "rich".  My apologies.

/namaste
 
2017-10-01 06:49:44 PM  
Passive attempt at genocide, I guess. Kill off the kids of the poors to ensure they continue to be elected by "their people"*.

* you're only "their people" if you're white, vote GOP,  and make enough money that could reasonably be donated to myriad evil causes
 
2017-10-01 06:50:15 PM  

ginandbacon: Oh these vile farking assholes.


We're going to run out of adjectives.
 
2017-10-01 07:00:18 PM  
Democrats need to make sure that people know that Republicans did this. To children.
 
2017-10-01 07:04:08 PM  

lindalouwho: ginandbacon: Oh these vile farking assholes.

We're going to run out of adjectives.


We're going to need a bigger thesaurus, my darling.
 
2017-10-01 07:13:30 PM  

revrendjim: Democrats need to make sure that people know that Republicans did this. To children.


Wont matter. trumpers are still proud ignorant morons. And they will vote for him again if given the chance.
Nose getting cut off to spite the face and all that .
 
2017-10-01 07:13:34 PM  

ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: Oh these vile farking assholes.

We're going to run out of adjectives.

We're going to need a bigger thesaurus, my darling.


And then some in other languages.
 
2017-10-01 07:13:57 PM  

revrendjim: Democrats need to make sure that people know that Republicans did this. To children.


But someone of them were probably liberal, or not white.  It's the stigginit that counts, even if your own kid ends up dead.
 
2017-10-01 07:14:24 PM  
['Murica] Congress meets deadline to de-fund healthcare for millions of children
 
2017-10-01 07:14:46 PM  

Pin Fiften Clob: revrendjim: Democrats need to make sure that people know that Republicans did this. To children.

But someone of them were probably liberal, or not white.  It's the stigginit that counts, even if your own kid ends up dead.


FTFM, I blame all those liberal babies.
 
2017-10-01 07:15:35 PM  
Meh, it's not like they can vote.
 
2017-10-01 07:16:11 PM  
Wow they really hate Hillary don't they. At least Obamacare got repealed though! Oh wait.
 
2017-10-01 07:17:14 PM  
We didn't need all those future coal miners and assembly line workers anyway.
 
2017-10-01 07:17:16 PM  

stan unusual: Patron saint of the GOP
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I say let 'em crash.


Well, sort of...

Kilpatrick was appointed vice-chairman of the Virginia Commission on Constitutional Government led by attorney David J. Mays. In 1963 Kilpatrick published an analysis of the post-Civil War Civil Rights Cases and two pamphlets: "Civil Rights and Legal Wrongs," attacking the Civil Rights Act proposed by President Kennedy, and "Civil Rights and Federal Wrongs," attacking expansion of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.[10] His arguments for segregation were not entirely based on federalism. In 1963 Kilpatrick submitted an article to The Saturday Evening Post, "The Hell He Is Equal" in which he wrote that the "Negro race, as a race, is in fact an inferior race." (The magazine's editors rejected the article after the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing killed four black schoolgirls.) Kilpatrick eventually changed his position on segregation, though he remained a staunch opponent of federal encroachments on the states.[11]
Kilpatrick told a Roanoke newspaper in 1993 that he had intended merely to delay court-mandated integration because "violence was right under the city waiting to break loose. Probably, looking back, I should have had better consciousness of the immorality, the absolute evil of segregation." [2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_J._Kilpatrick

William Tregoe, who plays Jack Kirkpatrick, the TV anchorman ("I say, let 'em crash"), plays an almost identical character in the "Count/Pointercount" segment of The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977). His character name is the similar-sounding John Fitzsimmons, and he is arguing for "count." Both roles parody James J. Kilpatrick on 60 Minutes (1968).
 
2017-10-01 07:17:42 PM  
"Missed" implies they were trying to hit the deadline.
 
2017-10-01 07:18:57 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Republicans. Always thinking of the children.


I can almost see Paul Ryan's throbbing erection.
 
2017-10-01 07:21:12 PM  
"Missed" implies that they ever intended to hit the target in the first place.
 
2017-10-01 07:21:13 PM  
Remember this story (and many others) in December when our friends on the Right are proclaiming that this is a Christian nation.
 
2017-10-01 07:21:24 PM  
It's Obamas fault.
 
2017-10-01 07:23:12 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: TheFoz: rzrwiresunrise: Republicans. Always thinking of the children.

You left out "white".

There are a sh*t ton of white children about to be affected by this.


But no exclusively white, which seems to be the barrier for giving a shiat.

Republican would love to help deserving poor kids.  Really, they would.  But is it worth the risk of someone who doesn't deserve help, someone who thinks they're just entitled to not dying?
 
2017-10-01 07:33:12 PM  
Children of Republicans are gonna get hit with this.

Do the cheering parents not realize this?
 
2017-10-01 07:36:59 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Republicans. Always thinking of the children.


In ways that often get either Chris Hansen or the FBI party van showing up at their house.
 
2017-10-01 07:41:12 PM  
They have to get a head start on killing millions of Americans somehow.
 
2017-10-01 07:44:22 PM  

lindalouwho: ginandbacon: Oh these vile farking assholes.

We're going to run out of adjectives.


I ran out a while back, I resorted to Yiddish, and am now learning some Irish to pad it out.
 
2017-10-01 07:47:16 PM  

Kittypie070: Children of Republicans are gonna get hit with this.

Do the cheering parents not realize this?


Yeah, but do you SEE how mad them libs are? WORTH IT

/s
 
2017-10-01 07:50:55 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Republicans. Always thinking of the children.


files.explosm.net
 
2017-10-01 07:53:11 PM  
These Repugs are hypocrites of the highest order. More children will die from this than abortions each year.
 
2017-10-01 07:54:05 PM  
*fetuses aborted this year.
 
2017-10-01 07:58:13 PM  

Ivo Shandor: ['Murica] Congress meets deadline to de-fund healthcare for millions of children


Came here to say that.  They didn't "miss" anything.  They farking KNEW about it and deliberately let it pass.

More money for the Pentagon!!!!
 
2017-10-01 07:59:44 PM  

lindalouwho: ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: Oh these vile farking assholes.

We're going to run out of adjectives.

We're going to need a bigger thesaurus, my darling.

And then some in other languages.


Yes.

Stronzi testa di cazzi putains scheißkerl 미친놈/미친년 pendejos etc...
 
2017-10-01 08:05:57 PM  

ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: Oh these vile farking assholes.

We're going to run out of adjectives.

We're going to need a bigger thesaurus, my darling.

And then some in other languages.

Yes.

Stronzi testa di cazzi putains scheißkerl 미친놈/미친년 pendejos etc...


And then hieroglyphics.
 
2017-10-01 08:07:34 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Republicans. Always thinking of the children.


The delicious, delicious children.
 
2017-10-01 08:08:24 PM  
The banality of evil marches ever forward.
 
2017-10-01 08:08:41 PM  

Kittypie070: Children of Republicans are gonna get hit with this.

Do the cheering parents not realize this?


No they don't. They thought it was for "those people."
 
2017-10-01 08:08:46 PM  
"You have know that while hundreds of thousands of babies came to my inaugural that none of them donated to my wonderous and first class campaign.  They also drank all the real cream, imported from Canada, that was at the confefe stations at every ball.  Did I mention how big my balls are?  Stupendously bigly.
 
2017-10-01 08:09:39 PM  

Kittypie070: Children of Republicans are gonna get hit with this.

Do the cheering parents not realize this?


They don't care. Republicans don't love their kids; they beat them.  GOP voters are monsters who would happily murder Muslim and Latino kids if Trump ordered it.
 
2017-10-01 08:10:07 PM  

lindalouwho: ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: Oh these vile farking assholes.

We're going to run out of adjectives.

We're going to need a bigger thesaurus, my darling.

And then some in other languages.

Yes.

Stronzi testa di cazzi putains scheißkerl 미친놈/미친년 pendejos etc...

And then hieroglyphics.


Abso-farking-lutely.
 
2017-10-01 08:10:48 PM  
OK -- NOW are you going to vote Democratic?

/Yeah, probably not
 
2017-10-01 08:13:24 PM  
Are they older than the first 9 months of gestation?

Then fark them.
 
2017-10-01 08:14:00 PM  
BUT they love BABBYS AND JEBBUS!!
 
2017-10-01 08:16:37 PM  

ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: lindalouwho: ginandbacon: Oh these vile farking assholes.

We're going to run out of adjectives.

We're going to need a bigger thesaurus, my darling.

And then some in other languages.

Yes.

Stronzi testa di cazzi putains scheißkerl 미친놈/미친년 pendejos etc...

And then hieroglyphics.

Abso-farking-lutely.


And then a trebuchet.

/ ok I'll stop now ;)
 
2017-10-01 08:16:55 PM  

Kittypie070: Children of Republicans are gonna get hit with this.

Do the cheering parents not realize this?


They didn't care when Trump admitted his healthcare plan would hurt them the most. So why would they care now? Stigginit and such.


Trump admits his healthcare plan will hurt his own voters
Youtube Bou62clLun0


And they can't even use the usual "big bad liberal media, fake news" spiel, considering this was a Fox News interview.
 
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