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(NBC)   Ryan Gosling slinging jokes, Jay-Z dropping beats, and SNL airing live in all time zones. Season 43 of NBC's Saturday Night Live premieres tonight 11:30pm ET / 8:30pm PT   ( nbc.com) divider line
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2017-10-01 12:28:52 AM  
7 votes:
I love the Kids in the Hall.
2017-10-01 12:10:25 AM  
6 votes:

filetofish bigmac quarter pounder with cheese: Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.


To be fair, it's a bottomless fount of material.
2017-09-30 11:20:04 PM  
6 votes:
Quick thread jack since I feel like showing her off and watching SNL

Meet our new rescue.. Nala..

She's two but her previous owners used the fark out of her for breeding well before the age she should have started breeding. Vet said by the size of her nipples she easily had more than 1 litter.. She still looks like she's nursing but she's not..

No more babies for momma. She's the queen and getting tons of love. Though she does have kennel cough and already been to the vet for medication for it.

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2017-10-01 12:29:23 AM  
5 votes:
Having flashbacks

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2017-10-01 12:09:21 AM  
4 votes:

filetofish bigmac quarter pounder with cheese: Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.


??
The current President has always been a part of their game...
2017-10-01 10:08:28 AM  
3 votes:

stoli n coke: Strongbeerrules: With all due respect to his accomplishments, such as they are (unwatchable movies and failed efforts at other television shows) Lorne Michaels should have retired 15 years ago.

30 Rock. Your argument is invalid.



Also Portlandiaand Documentary Now.
2017-10-01 02:36:08 AM  
3 votes:

Strongbeerrules: With all due respect to his accomplishments, such as they are (unwatchable movies and failed efforts at other television shows) Lorne Michaels should have retired 15 years ago.


30 Rock. Your argument is invalid.
2017-10-01 12:59:32 AM  
3 votes:

Hillbilly Jim: Yeah I don't see Mr Gosling returning to host any time soon.


He'll be too busy making oodles of money being shirtless in movies.
2017-10-01 12:45:31 AM  
3 votes:
Can the background singer get her own song? I'd rather hear that.
2017-10-01 12:08:13 AM  
3 votes:
Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.
2017-09-30 05:48:44 PM  
3 votes:
I hope they really dig into Trump tonight.

I still find it funny that Alec Baldwin won an Emmy playing a guy that desperately wants one and never got it.
2017-10-01 12:56:27 AM  
2 votes:

picodenico: ecmoRandomNumbers: HAHAHA! Holy shiat, I had to rewind it. They did!

I thought so, but I didn't get a good look at it.

/actually use Comic sans at work as it fits well for some specific things
//feels dirty


You're going to hell.
2017-10-01 12:54:36 AM  
2 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Honestly I wouldn't know good rap from bad or good Jay-Z from bad but I saw Chance on TDS do something with backup from guitar that I enjoyed more than Jay's performances tonight.

Again, I know nothing, just a thought.


We all know what we like, and that's good enough :)
2017-10-01 12:52:46 AM  
2 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Honestly I wouldn't know good rap from bad or good Jay-Z from bad but I saw Chance on TDS do something with backup from guitar that I enjoyed more than Jay's performances tonight.

Again, I know nothing, just a thought.


Chance the Rapper is delightful. Seems pretty genuine. A++ would smile again.
2017-10-01 12:48:00 AM  
2 votes:
Well, Wonder Woman's on next week.
2017-10-01 12:31:38 AM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is so creepy, it's funny.

Or vice-versa.


Any woman who's ever met a man who has a boat knows it to be all too true.
2017-10-01 12:22:04 AM  
2 votes:
OK White Fudge Ding Dongs made me real LOL
2017-10-01 12:21:46 AM  
2 votes:

lindalouwho: That's only a few short years after cars were allowed to drive themselves


That was a really brilliant joke
2017-10-01 12:16:17 AM  
2 votes:

styckx: picodenico: Holy f*ck, he actually said that?

I've been so out of touch with the news.

The things he says daily could have their own nightly TV show


Colbert & Meyers both agree.
2017-10-01 12:05:50 AM  
2 votes:
Oh jesus christ.. Jay-Z has resorted to using that stupid mix tape air horn bullshiat..
2017-10-01 12:05:44 AM  
2 votes:
The musical number is when I usually go to the bathroom.

Never been a Jay-Z fan.
2017-09-30 11:39:55 PM  
2 votes:
God, Kate McKinnon does an awesome Jeff Sessions.
2017-09-30 11:11:22 PM  
2 votes:
MCs don't drop beats.
2017-10-01 10:37:26 AM  
1 vote:
Gee, Baldwin as Trump in the cold open? AND a replay of the alien abduction sketch? Wow, really stretching the ol' writing muscles.
2017-10-01 12:58:30 AM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Is this our "What's Up With That" replacement?


No that was at least funny for a good 5 installments.
2017-10-01 12:58:07 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah I don't see Mr Gosling returning to host any time soon.
2017-10-01 12:57:14 AM  
1 vote:
It's only funny because he keeps breaking character.
2017-10-01 12:48:47 AM  
1 vote:

styckx: Guys.. He's wearing a white t-shirt.. That makes him humble and wholesome.


Only if it didn't cost 200 dollars.
2017-10-01 12:47:20 AM  
1 vote:

SunTzuX: Can the background singer get her own song? I'd rather hear that.


Ditto. His part with just interference.
2017-10-01 12:47:04 AM  
1 vote:
Honestly I wouldn't know good rap from bad or good Jay-Z from bad but I saw Chance on TDS do something with backup from guitar that I enjoyed more than Jay's performances tonight.

Again, I know nothing, just a thought.
2017-10-01 12:43:48 AM  
1 vote:
Does Jay-Z even rap anymore? This is just shiatty spoken word..
2017-10-01 12:36:45 AM  
1 vote:
Well damn...I totally fell asleep there.
2017-10-01 12:26:38 AM  
1 vote:

Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners

It was about the anthem thing.

just misplaced Silver works well with the players on stuff like this


Um, you're behind on your news, Silver has said he expects the players to stand during the anthem. Folks are wondering if he'll try to fine them if they don't.
2017-10-01 12:25:30 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure what I thought of that last bit.. It had potential but didn't belong on weekend update..
2017-10-01 12:24:09 AM  
1 vote:
Is it just me, or is update going way longer than usual?
2017-10-01 12:23:30 AM  
1 vote:

uber humper: lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.

it's back


Can they bring back videos shot through a fish-eye lens? Those were some jazzy times.
2017-10-01 12:19:17 AM  
1 vote:

lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.


Hard to tell in TX, tbh.

thehobbes: Houston is a hard call because of transplants


Houston & the rest of East Texas is just West Louisiana.
2017-10-01 12:19:02 AM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Tracey Ullman is the best Angela Merkel I've ever seen.


Tracey Ullman is just all kinds of awesome
2017-10-01 12:16:33 AM  
1 vote:
I <3 McKinnon
2017-10-01 12:13:41 AM  
1 vote:

picodenico: Holy f*ck, he actually said that?

I've been so out of touch with the news.


The things he says daily could have their own nightly TV show
2017-10-01 12:08:55 AM  
1 vote:
There must be a metal plate in my head that's preventing me from understanding why Jay-Z is so popular.
2017-10-01 12:06:31 AM  
1 vote:
Jay Z lost his edge long ago...
2017-10-01 12:02:18 AM  
1 vote:
Just when you think perfume commercials can't get any dumber.
2017-10-01 12:01:37 AM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: The Fliplets is heckin dark, y'all.


yeah, after the "going town to town building a home they never had" it kinda got too dark
2017-09-30 11:59:45 PM  
1 vote:
The Fliplets is heckin dark, y'all.
2017-09-30 11:55:33 PM  
1 vote:
Every time you see
The Hammer's on a roll
Even with my head
Stickin' out the zipper hole!
2017-09-30 11:53:07 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit SNL, this will now be a thing
2017-09-30 11:46:39 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: picodenico: Di Atribe: You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.

Hey there.

We were following your football game on Thursday night in the thread :)

YOU WERE!??? Aaaah that's so cool! I am genuinely so pleased by that. Did you see the guy do the thing with the hippity hop over the other guy? My baby was on teevee!


Yeah I saw it live, half expected that to be SVP's best thing I saw today. It was amazing
2017-09-30 11:42:35 PM  
1 vote:

lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: So what's the cold open going to be? Baldwin? McCarthy?

Why would McCarthy be on, Spicer is gone.


I was hoping for a snek like drunken Spicer on the street type thing
2017-09-30 11:36:01 PM  
1 vote:
You just know that Trump is sitting alone in his room watching this.
2017-09-30 11:34:31 PM  
1 vote:
I take my prior remark back
 
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