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(NBC)   Ryan Gosling slinging jokes, Jay-Z dropping beats, and SNL airing live in all time zones. Season 43 of NBC's Saturday Night Live premieres tonight 11:30pm ET / 8:30pm PT   ( nbc.com) divider line
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2017-10-01 12:06:31 AM  
Jay Z lost his edge long ago...
 
2017-10-01 12:07:24 AM  
It's too bad they couldn't splurge for a set, having nothing there is weird.
 
2017-10-01 12:08:13 AM  
Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.
 
2017-10-01 12:08:43 AM  
I think that most songs would be so much better with the addition of an air horn, don't you?
 
2017-10-01 12:08:52 AM  

lindalouwho: Jay Z lost his edge long ago...


He's seriously terrible now..
 
2017-10-01 12:08:55 AM  
There must be a metal plate in my head that's preventing me from understanding why Jay-Z is so popular.
 
2017-10-01 12:09:21 AM  

filetofish bigmac quarter pounder with cheese: Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.


??
The current President has always been a part of their game...
 
2017-10-01 12:10:01 AM  

styckx: lindalouwho: Jay Z lost his edge long ago...

He's seriously terrible now..


Yeah, I was trying to be nice.
 
2017-10-01 12:10:25 AM  

filetofish bigmac quarter pounder with cheese: Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.


To be fair, it's a bottomless fount of material.
 
2017-10-01 12:10:31 AM  
Here goes nothin'....
 
2017-10-01 12:10:32 AM  

SunTzuX: There must be a metal plate in my head that's preventing me from understanding why Jay-Z is so popular.


He isn't..  He's somehow still riding the wave of banging Beyonce and when he was actually good..   More Beyonce than when he was actually good
 
2017-10-01 12:10:37 AM  

SunTzuX: There must be a metal plate in my head that's preventing me from understanding why Jay-Z is so popular.

Glad you said it.
 
2017-10-01 12:11:18 AM  

Di Atribe: thehobbes: Di Atribe: thehobbes: Sanders has an Arkansas accent, not a texan accent....

You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.

Sadly true. I'm an Okie and can place your state by dialect of hick....

Until you get to the deep south, just because those farkers are retarded. I'm blaming the heresy that is sweet tea.

I'm in Texas & I can't tell the Texas dialects apart like some people can, but I can do Texas, Deep South, Louisiana, and Fake Hollywood South. That chick from CSI: Miami who was supposed to be from Fort Worth was the worst I've ever heard.


TX is "faux Texas" (Austin). West (actually north) TX (Dallas area), Actual west TX (Lubbock) and Austin.

Houston is a hard call because of transplants
 
2017-10-01 12:11:56 AM  

styckx: lindalouwho: Jay Z lost his edge long ago...

He's seriously terrible now..


now?
 
2017-10-01 12:11:58 AM  
I mean, when Damian Marley can't even help save your song, damn.
 
2017-10-01 12:12:11 AM  

Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.


because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board
 
2017-10-01 12:12:14 AM  
Holy f*ck, he actually said that?

I've been so out of touch with the news.
 
2017-10-01 12:13:21 AM  
Pow, great stuff
 
2017-10-01 12:13:29 AM  
you cheap cracka

Lololololol
 
2017-10-01 12:13:41 AM  

picodenico: Holy f*ck, he actually said that?

I've been so out of touch with the news.


The things he says daily could have their own nightly TV show
 
2017-10-01 12:13:46 AM  
Michael Che seemed.....kinda off there...
 
2017-10-01 12:15:00 AM  
Suit on a sex toy. Nice.
 
2017-10-01 12:15:25 AM  

uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board


As of 5 or more years ago.
 
2017-10-01 12:16:17 AM  

styckx: picodenico: Holy f*ck, he actually said that?

I've been so out of touch with the news.

The things he says daily could have their own nightly TV show


Colbert & Meyers both agree.
 
2017-10-01 12:16:24 AM  
Tracey Ullman is the best Angela Merkel I've ever seen.
 
2017-10-01 12:16:33 AM  
I <3 McKinnon
 
2017-10-01 12:16:34 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: filetofish bigmac quarter pounder with cheese: Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.

To be fair, it's a bottomless fount of material.


Ya got me there.  Duly noted.
 
2017-10-01 12:17:07 AM  

Di Atribe: Colbert & Meyers both agree.


heh
 
2017-10-01 12:17:29 AM  
Ok.. This skit isn't working out well..
 
2017-10-01 12:17:47 AM  
Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners
 
2017-10-01 12:18:57 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners


It was about the anthem thing.
 
2017-10-01 12:19:02 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Tracey Ullman is the best Angela Merkel I've ever seen.


Tracey Ullman is just all kinds of awesome
 
2017-10-01 12:19:17 AM  

lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.


Hard to tell in TX, tbh.

thehobbes: Houston is a hard call because of transplants


Houston & the rest of East Texas is just West Louisiana.
 
2017-10-01 12:19:38 AM  
Did SNL really just do a live meme?  WTF?
 
2017-10-01 12:19:43 AM  
hahaha Merkel meme
 
2017-10-01 12:20:33 AM  
Work Stuff.

LOL
 
2017-10-01 12:20:33 AM  

lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.


it's back
 
2017-10-01 12:21:15 AM  
That's only a few short years after cars were allowed to drive themselves
 
2017-10-01 12:21:28 AM  

Di Atribe: Houston & the rest of East Texas is just West Louisiana.


I'd agree if it weren't for the Oil Co transplants and Spanish speaking  people..... 

east texas (aka Dallas) is west Louisiana, they just deny it and all claim being from west TX
 
2017-10-01 12:21:46 AM  

lindalouwho: That's only a few short years after cars were allowed to drive themselves


That was a really brilliant joke
 
2017-10-01 12:21:51 AM  

uber humper: lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.

it's back


Never went away in the bigger cities.
 
2017-10-01 12:22:04 AM  
OK White Fudge Ding Dongs made me real LOL
 
2017-10-01 12:22:22 AM  

styckx: lindalouwho: That's only a few short years after cars were allowed to drive themselves

That was a really brilliant joke


It was.
 
2017-10-01 12:22:35 AM  

lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners

It was about the anthem thing.


just misplaced Silver works well with the players on stuff like this
 
2017-10-01 12:23:30 AM  

uber humper: lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.

it's back


Can they bring back videos shot through a fish-eye lens? Those were some jazzy times.
 
2017-10-01 12:24:09 AM  
Is it just me, or is update going way longer than usual?
 
2017-10-01 12:24:15 AM  

thehobbes: east texas (aka Dallas) is west Louisiana, they just deny it and all claim being from west TX


NO we are our own thing, we are the specialest!
 
2017-10-01 12:24:24 AM  
This is so creepy, it's funny.

Or vice-versa.
 
2017-10-01 12:25:30 AM  
I'm not sure what I thought of that last bit.. It had potential but didn't belong on weekend update..
 
2017-10-01 12:26:38 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners

It was about the anthem thing.

just misplaced Silver works well with the players on stuff like this


Um, you're behind on your news, Silver has said he expects the players to stand during the anthem. Folks are wondering if he'll try to fine them if they don't.
 
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