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(NBC)   Ryan Gosling slinging jokes, Jay-Z dropping beats, and SNL airing live in all time zones. Season 43 of NBC's Saturday Night Live premieres tonight 11:30pm ET / 8:30pm PT   ( nbc.com) divider line
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2017-09-30 11:43:28 PM  

styckx: Quick thread jack since I feel like showing her off and watching SNL

Meet our new rescue.. Nala..

She's two but her previous owners used the fark out of her for breeding well before the age she should have started breeding. Vet said by the size of her nipples she easily had more than 1 litter.. She still looks like she's nursing but she's not..

No more babies for momma. She's the queen and getting tons of love. Though she does have kennel cough and already been to the vet for medication for it.

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Very awesome good on you, she looks so happy.
 
2017-09-30 11:44:58 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: So what's the cold open going to be? Baldwin? McCarthy?

Why would McCarthy be on, Spicer is gone.

I was hoping for a snek like drunken Spicer on the street type thing


Spicey should cameo in the hallway hitting up Lorne for a job.
 
2017-09-30 11:45:33 PM  
I never get to see it live like this. I get the stupid Pacific feed.
 
2017-09-30 11:45:37 PM  

Di Atribe: YOU WERE!??? Aaaah that's so cool! I am genuinely so pleased by that. Did you see the guy do the thing with the hippity hop over the other guy? My baby was on teevee!


Hah, well I wasn't...I mean...the Packers were on! :P

But a few people were giving constant score updates and people were cheering for your school and daughter. I'm guessing the flip thing was what one Farker said to watch the ESPN Top 10 for...said it was pretty impressive. You should check the thread out...we were quite pleased :)
 
2017-09-30 11:46:10 PM  
So, it's a repeat of the alien abduction sketch as the first sketch after the monologue on the season premiere?

LAME.
 
2017-09-30 11:46:39 PM  

Di Atribe: picodenico: Di Atribe: You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.

Hey there.

We were following your football game on Thursday night in the thread :)

YOU WERE!??? Aaaah that's so cool! I am genuinely so pleased by that. Did you see the guy do the thing with the hippity hop over the other guy? My baby was on teevee!


Yeah I saw it live, half expected that to be SVP's best thing I saw today. It was amazing
 
2017-09-30 11:47:31 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: So, it's a repeat of the alien abduction sketch as the first sketch after the monologue on the season premiere?

LAME.


It was a pretty amazing sketch the last time these 3 did it, I can see why they'd want to bring it back
 
2017-09-30 11:48:25 PM  
OMG. First time I've been on a second date since 2009.
 
2017-09-30 11:49:10 PM  
hahaha
 
2017-09-30 11:50:21 PM  
Dude is shaking from laughter.
 
2017-09-30 11:50:27 PM  
black friday lol
 
2017-09-30 11:50:33 PM  
JESUS CHRIST. I'm in tears.
 
2017-09-30 11:50:54 PM  

Di Atribe: thehobbes: Sanders has an Arkansas accent, not a texan accent....

You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.


Sadly true. I'm an Okie and can place your state by dialect of hick....

Until you get to the deep south, just because those farkers are retarded. I'm blaming the heresy that is sweet tea.
 
2017-09-30 11:51:06 PM  
He' so red lol
 
2017-09-30 11:51:26 PM  
Double-barrel pink eye.
 
2017-09-30 11:51:28 PM  
Poor Gosling hahahahaha
 
2017-09-30 11:51:50 PM  
OMG pink pocket and stink pocket
 
2017-09-30 11:52:01 PM  
McKinnon is killing this. But the accent is Appalachia trash...
 
2017-09-30 11:52:05 PM  
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2017-09-30 11:52:14 PM  

WI241TH: thatguyoverthere70: So, it's a repeat of the alien abduction sketch as the first sketch after the monologue on the season premiere?

LAME.

It was a pretty amazing sketch the last time these 3 did it, I can see why they'd want to bring it back


It was great the first time. But to me it's a vote of no confidence in the writers room to have a repeat sketch as the lead off
 
2017-09-30 11:52:29 PM  

usernameguy: Double-barrel pink eye.


That's the name I danced under in college.

/needed the money
 
2017-09-30 11:52:53 PM  
parachute jeans!
 
2017-09-30 11:53:07 PM  
Dammit SNL, this will now be a thing
 
2017-09-30 11:53:11 PM  

picodenico: But a few people were giving constant score updates and people were cheering for your school and daughter. I'm guessing the flip thing was what one Farker said to watch the ESPN Top 10 for...said it was pretty impressive. You should check the thread out...we were quite pleased :)


Yeah, they are super-fun to watch. I'll have to find that thread. Thanks for letting me know!

Alien abductees!
Bush & tush
Taco & choco
Pink pocket & stink rocket
 
2017-09-30 11:53:25 PM  
Anime pants!!
 
2017-09-30 11:53:58 PM  
hahahahaha the unifly
 
2017-09-30 11:53:58 PM  
Now this is hilarious
 
2017-09-30 11:54:24 PM  
Unifly.

I want that.
 
2017-09-30 11:54:58 PM  

Di Atribe: Yeah, they are super-fun to watch. I'll have to find that thread. Thanks for letting me know!


Happy to! Wasn't sure if anybody else had let you know :)
 
2017-09-30 11:55:06 PM  
Double. barrel. Pink eye.
 
2017-09-30 11:55:33 PM  
Every time you see
The Hammer's on a roll
Even with my head
Stickin' out the zipper hole!
 
2017-09-30 11:57:06 PM  

thehobbes: Di Atribe: thehobbes: Sanders has an Arkansas accent, not a texan accent....

You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.

Sadly true. I'm an Okie and can place your state by dialect of hick....

Until you get to the deep south, just because those farkers are retarded. I'm blaming the heresy that is sweet tea.


I'm in Texas & I can't tell the Texas dialects apart like some people can, but I can do Texas, Deep South, Louisiana, and Fake Hollywood South. That chick from CSI: Miami who was supposed to be from Fort Worth was the worst I've ever heard.
 
2017-09-30 11:58:20 PM  
Hey I saw these pants in The Color Purple.
 
2017-09-30 11:58:20 PM  
Heh, the fliplets.
 
2017-09-30 11:59:19 PM  
lol. Ok this is good
 
2017-09-30 11:59:45 PM  
The Fliplets is heckin dark, y'all.
 
2017-10-01 12:00:29 AM  
I AM THE LIZARD KING
 
2017-10-01 12:00:48 AM  

E-Brake: Hey I saw these pants in The Color Purple.


Miss Celie's Folkspants.
 
2017-10-01 12:01:02 AM  
Woke! With 180 degree zipper!
 
2017-10-01 12:01:08 AM  
And we're already a third of the way through it.
 
2017-10-01 12:01:12 AM  
That was the moment, my darkness began to SHINE
 
2017-10-01 12:01:16 AM  
Didn't they have a skit like that in the past that was banned after it aired?

shiat reminded me of a Bray Wyatt promo
 
2017-10-01 12:01:37 AM  

Di Atribe: The Fliplets is heckin dark, y'all.


yeah, after the "going town to town building a home they never had" it kinda got too dark
 
2017-10-01 12:02:18 AM  
Just when you think perfume commercials can't get any dumber.
 
2017-10-01 12:03:25 AM  
Not impressed by The Fliplets, but at least it wasn't a game show sketch.
 
2017-10-01 12:04:01 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: E-Brake: Hey I saw these pants in The Color Purple.

Miss Celie's Folkspants.


YES! That's it.
 
2017-10-01 12:05:33 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just when you think perfume commercials can't get any dumber.

Although I do find myself in times of quiet contemplation wondering what celebrities smell like.
 
2017-10-01 12:05:44 AM  
The musical number is when I usually go to the bathroom.

Never been a Jay-Z fan.
 
2017-10-01 12:05:50 AM  
Oh jesus christ.. Jay-Z has resorted to using that stupid mix tape air horn bullshiat..
 
2017-10-01 12:05:55 AM  
What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.
 
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