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2017-09-30 05:48:44 PM  
I hope they really dig into Trump tonight.

I still find it funny that Alec Baldwin won an Emmy playing a guy that desperately wants one and never got it.
 
2017-09-30 05:57:47 PM  
Yes!
 
2017-09-30 06:00:19 PM  
The 10pm shortened repeat is the one with Lin-Manuel Miranda and Twenty One Pilots.
 
2017-09-30 06:30:22 PM  
Working until 12, I got my divver set to record it. Not a fan of either guests, but SNL has been shining lately.
 
2017-09-30 08:24:52 PM  
I need to scale back the booze so I'm still awake.
 
2017-09-30 11:11:22 PM  
MCs don't drop beats.
 
2017-09-30 11:18:06 PM  

Ragin' Asian: MCs don't drop beats.


But they do instruct the DJ's to drop the beat. You think a DJ's going to drop a beat on their own and violate the sacred bond between MC and DJ? Never. They would be exiled from Rhythm Nation if they did.
 
2017-09-30 11:19:34 PM  
So what's the cold open going to be? Baldwin? McCarthy?
 
2017-09-30 11:20:04 PM  
Quick thread jack since I feel like showing her off and watching SNL

Meet our new rescue.. Nala..

She's two but her previous owners used the fark out of her for breeding well before the age she should have started breeding. Vet said by the size of her nipples she easily had more than 1 litter.. She still looks like she's nursing but she's not..

No more babies for momma. She's the queen and getting tons of love. Though she does have kennel cough and already been to the vet for medication for it.

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2017-09-30 11:23:15 PM  

styckx: Quick thread jack since I feel like showing her off and watching SNL

Meet our new rescue.. Nala..

She's two but her previous owners used the fark out of her for breeding well before the age she should have started breeding. Vet said by the size of her nipples she easily had more than 1 litter.. She still looks like she's nursing but she's not..

No more babies for momma. She's the queen and getting tons of love. Though she does have kennel cough and already been to the vet for medication for it.

[img.fark.net image 850x637][img.fark.net image 850x637]


Aww, she looks very happy. Give her a pat for me, please!
 
2017-09-30 11:25:58 PM  
It's about damn time it returns.

I'll be interested to see the routes they go.
 
2017-09-30 11:28:25 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Ragin' Asian: MCs don't drop beats.

But they do instruct the DJ's to drop the beat. You think a DJ's going to drop a beat on their own and violate the sacred bond between MC and DJ? Never. They would be exiled from Rhythm Nation if they did.


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2017-09-30 11:29:43 PM  
Here we go...
 
2017-09-30 11:30:14 PM  
That noise you just heard is Trump throwing a stack of money at his TV in anger
 
2017-09-30 11:31:10 PM  
Fema prime.. lol.. Ok that was good
 
2017-09-30 11:32:02 PM  
I'm scared.
 
2017-09-30 11:32:05 PM  
Sanders has an Arkansas accent, not a texan accent....
 
2017-09-30 11:33:13 PM  
good so far
 
2017-09-30 11:33:34 PM  
Kate is so farking awesome.... Lol
 
2017-09-30 11:33:44 PM  
Okay, now I feel better.
 
2017-09-30 11:33:56 PM  
McKinnon is skilled, but they could have done better for sessions.
 
2017-09-30 11:34:24 PM  
I apparently need to watch more news or whatnot....because I'm not getting these other characters/accents.
 
2017-09-30 11:34:31 PM  
I take my prior remark back
 
2017-09-30 11:34:44 PM  

cyberspacedout: thatguyoverthere70: Ragin' Asian: MCs don't drop beats.

But they do instruct the DJ's to drop the beat. You think a DJ's going to drop a beat on their own and violate the sacred bond between MC and DJ? Never. They would be exiled from Rhythm Nation if they did.

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the original Nasty woman
 
2017-09-30 11:35:29 PM  
Sessions was incredible..  Holy shiat
 
2017-09-30 11:35:49 PM  

picodenico: I apparently need to watch more news or whatnot....because I'm not getting these other characters/accents.


Fat chick- Sarah Huckabee Sanders- replacement of Sean Spicer. 
Sessions- Attorney General Jeff Sessions aka the kiebler klansman
Schumer- Sen Minority leader who played Trump like a fiddle, both are new yorkers
 
2017-09-30 11:36:01 PM  
You just know that Trump is sitting alone in his room watching this.
 
2017-09-30 11:36:02 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: So what's the cold open going to be? Baldwin? McCarthy?


Why would McCarthy be on, Spicer is gone.
 
2017-09-30 11:36:39 PM  
That Chuck Schumer makeup was dead accurate.
 
2017-09-30 11:36:54 PM  
Wow....lots of new names.
 
2017-09-30 11:37:03 PM  

lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: So what's the cold open going to be? Baldwin? McCarthy?

Why would McCarthy be on, Spicer is gone.


Emmy reference skit?
He's gone, but the scent lingers...
 
2017-09-30 11:37:56 PM  

thehobbes: Schumer- Sen Minority leader who played Trump like a fiddle, both are new yorkers


Thanks! That's the only one I really knew.

Heard of the others, but that's only about it.
 
2017-09-30 11:38:05 PM  

picodenico: Wow....lots of new names.


3 new cast members.
 
2017-09-30 11:38:38 PM  
Musical number coming up?
 
2017-09-30 11:38:52 PM  

darkmythology: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: So what's the cold open going to be? Baldwin? McCarthy?

Why would McCarthy be on, Spicer is gone.

Emmy reference skit?
He's gone, but the scent lingers...


Meh not current enough.
Let it goooo.
 
2017-09-30 11:39:31 PM  
Ryan Gosling. Sometimes he's handsome. Sometimes he looks like That 70's Uncle.
 
2017-09-30 11:39:40 PM  

thehobbes: Sanders has an Arkansas accent, not a texan accent....


You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.
 
2017-09-30 11:39:48 PM  
Smoking on TV.. It's so weird that this is weird to see..
 
2017-09-30 11:39:55 PM  
God, Kate McKinnon does an awesome Jeff Sessions.
 
2017-09-30 11:39:59 PM  

lindalouwho: 3 new cast members.


That's it? I swear there was like 5....
 
2017-09-30 11:40:28 PM  
This is funny
 
2017-09-30 11:40:36 PM  

Di Atribe: You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.


Hey there.

We were following your football game on Thursday night in the thread :)
 
2017-09-30 11:40:38 PM  

picodenico: thehobbes: Schumer- Sen Minority leader who played Trump like a fiddle, both are new yorkers

Thanks! That's the only one I really knew.

Heard of the others, but that's only about it.


You lucky duck.
 
2017-09-30 11:40:52 PM  

SunTzuX: Ryan Gosling. Sometimes he's handsome. Sometimes he looks like That 70's Uncle.


I'd let him be my 70s uncle.
 
2017-09-30 11:41:15 PM  

SunTzuX: Ryan Gosling. Sometimes he's handsome. Sometimes he looks like That 70's Uncle.


Right?!
 
2017-09-30 11:41:22 PM  
'Nerlins.
 
2017-09-30 11:42:10 PM  
Emma!
 
2017-09-30 11:42:15 PM  

Di Atribe: You lucky duck.


quack quack quack
 
2017-09-30 11:42:35 PM  

lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: So what's the cold open going to be? Baldwin? McCarthy?

Why would McCarthy be on, Spicer is gone.


I was hoping for a snek like drunken Spicer on the street type thing
 
2017-09-30 11:42:38 PM  

picodenico: Di Atribe: You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.

Hey there.

We were following your football game on Thursday night in the thread :)


YOU WERE!??? Aaaah that's so cool! I am genuinely so pleased by that. Did you see the guy do the thing with the hippity hop over the other guy? My baby was on teevee!
 
2017-09-30 11:43:28 PM  

styckx: Quick thread jack since I feel like showing her off and watching SNL

Meet our new rescue.. Nala..

She's two but her previous owners used the fark out of her for breeding well before the age she should have started breeding. Vet said by the size of her nipples she easily had more than 1 litter.. She still looks like she's nursing but she's not..

No more babies for momma. She's the queen and getting tons of love. Though she does have kennel cough and already been to the vet for medication for it.

[img.fark.net image 850x637][img.fark.net image 850x637]


Very awesome good on you, she looks so happy.
 
2017-09-30 11:44:58 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: So what's the cold open going to be? Baldwin? McCarthy?

Why would McCarthy be on, Spicer is gone.

I was hoping for a snek like drunken Spicer on the street type thing


Spicey should cameo in the hallway hitting up Lorne for a job.
 
2017-09-30 11:45:33 PM  
I never get to see it live like this. I get the stupid Pacific feed.
 
2017-09-30 11:45:37 PM  

Di Atribe: YOU WERE!??? Aaaah that's so cool! I am genuinely so pleased by that. Did you see the guy do the thing with the hippity hop over the other guy? My baby was on teevee!


Hah, well I wasn't...I mean...the Packers were on! :P

But a few people were giving constant score updates and people were cheering for your school and daughter. I'm guessing the flip thing was what one Farker said to watch the ESPN Top 10 for...said it was pretty impressive. You should check the thread out...we were quite pleased :)
 
2017-09-30 11:46:10 PM  
So, it's a repeat of the alien abduction sketch as the first sketch after the monologue on the season premiere?

LAME.
 
2017-09-30 11:46:39 PM  

Di Atribe: picodenico: Di Atribe: You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.

Hey there.

We were following your football game on Thursday night in the thread :)

YOU WERE!??? Aaaah that's so cool! I am genuinely so pleased by that. Did you see the guy do the thing with the hippity hop over the other guy? My baby was on teevee!


Yeah I saw it live, half expected that to be SVP's best thing I saw today. It was amazing
 
2017-09-30 11:47:31 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: So, it's a repeat of the alien abduction sketch as the first sketch after the monologue on the season premiere?

LAME.


It was a pretty amazing sketch the last time these 3 did it, I can see why they'd want to bring it back
 
2017-09-30 11:48:25 PM  
OMG. First time I've been on a second date since 2009.
 
2017-09-30 11:49:10 PM  
hahaha
 
2017-09-30 11:50:21 PM  
Dude is shaking from laughter.
 
2017-09-30 11:50:27 PM  
black friday lol
 
2017-09-30 11:50:33 PM  
JESUS CHRIST. I'm in tears.
 
2017-09-30 11:50:54 PM  

Di Atribe: thehobbes: Sanders has an Arkansas accent, not a texan accent....

You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.


Sadly true. I'm an Okie and can place your state by dialect of hick....

Until you get to the deep south, just because those farkers are retarded. I'm blaming the heresy that is sweet tea.
 
2017-09-30 11:51:06 PM  
He' so red lol
 
2017-09-30 11:51:26 PM  
Double-barrel pink eye.
 
2017-09-30 11:51:28 PM  
Poor Gosling hahahahaha
 
2017-09-30 11:51:50 PM  
OMG pink pocket and stink pocket
 
2017-09-30 11:52:01 PM  
McKinnon is killing this. But the accent is Appalachia trash...
 
2017-09-30 11:52:05 PM  
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2017-09-30 11:52:14 PM  

WI241TH: thatguyoverthere70: So, it's a repeat of the alien abduction sketch as the first sketch after the monologue on the season premiere?

LAME.

It was a pretty amazing sketch the last time these 3 did it, I can see why they'd want to bring it back


It was great the first time. But to me it's a vote of no confidence in the writers room to have a repeat sketch as the lead off
 
2017-09-30 11:52:29 PM  

usernameguy: Double-barrel pink eye.


That's the name I danced under in college.

/needed the money
 
2017-09-30 11:52:53 PM  
parachute jeans!
 
2017-09-30 11:53:07 PM  
Dammit SNL, this will now be a thing
 
2017-09-30 11:53:11 PM  

picodenico: But a few people were giving constant score updates and people were cheering for your school and daughter. I'm guessing the flip thing was what one Farker said to watch the ESPN Top 10 for...said it was pretty impressive. You should check the thread out...we were quite pleased :)


Yeah, they are super-fun to watch. I'll have to find that thread. Thanks for letting me know!

Alien abductees!
Bush & tush
Taco & choco
Pink pocket & stink rocket
 
2017-09-30 11:53:25 PM  
Anime pants!!
 
2017-09-30 11:53:58 PM  
hahahahaha the unifly
 
2017-09-30 11:53:58 PM  
Now this is hilarious
 
2017-09-30 11:54:24 PM  
Unifly.

I want that.
 
2017-09-30 11:54:58 PM  

Di Atribe: Yeah, they are super-fun to watch. I'll have to find that thread. Thanks for letting me know!


Happy to! Wasn't sure if anybody else had let you know :)
 
2017-09-30 11:55:06 PM  
Double. barrel. Pink eye.
 
2017-09-30 11:55:33 PM  
Every time you see
The Hammer's on a roll
Even with my head
Stickin' out the zipper hole!
 
2017-09-30 11:57:06 PM  

thehobbes: Di Atribe: thehobbes: Sanders has an Arkansas accent, not a texan accent....

You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.

Sadly true. I'm an Okie and can place your state by dialect of hick....

Until you get to the deep south, just because those farkers are retarded. I'm blaming the heresy that is sweet tea.


I'm in Texas & I can't tell the Texas dialects apart like some people can, but I can do Texas, Deep South, Louisiana, and Fake Hollywood South. That chick from CSI: Miami who was supposed to be from Fort Worth was the worst I've ever heard.
 
2017-09-30 11:58:20 PM  
Hey I saw these pants in The Color Purple.
 
2017-09-30 11:58:20 PM  
Heh, the fliplets.
 
2017-09-30 11:59:19 PM  
lol. Ok this is good
 
2017-09-30 11:59:45 PM  
The Fliplets is heckin dark, y'all.
 
2017-10-01 12:00:29 AM  
I AM THE LIZARD KING
 
2017-10-01 12:00:48 AM  

E-Brake: Hey I saw these pants in The Color Purple.


Miss Celie's Folkspants.
 
2017-10-01 12:01:02 AM  
Woke! With 180 degree zipper!
 
2017-10-01 12:01:08 AM  
And we're already a third of the way through it.
 
2017-10-01 12:01:12 AM  
That was the moment, my darkness began to SHINE
 
2017-10-01 12:01:16 AM  
Didn't they have a skit like that in the past that was banned after it aired?

shiat reminded me of a Bray Wyatt promo
 
2017-10-01 12:01:37 AM  

Di Atribe: The Fliplets is heckin dark, y'all.


yeah, after the "going town to town building a home they never had" it kinda got too dark
 
2017-10-01 12:02:18 AM  
Just when you think perfume commercials can't get any dumber.
 
2017-10-01 12:03:25 AM  
Not impressed by The Fliplets, but at least it wasn't a game show sketch.
 
2017-10-01 12:04:01 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: E-Brake: Hey I saw these pants in The Color Purple.

Miss Celie's Folkspants.


YES! That's it.
 
2017-10-01 12:05:33 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just when you think perfume commercials can't get any dumber.

Although I do find myself in times of quiet contemplation wondering what celebrities smell like.
 
2017-10-01 12:05:44 AM  
The musical number is when I usually go to the bathroom.

Never been a Jay-Z fan.
 
2017-10-01 12:05:50 AM  
Oh jesus christ.. Jay-Z has resorted to using that stupid mix tape air horn bullshiat..
 
2017-10-01 12:05:55 AM  
What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.
 
2017-10-01 12:06:31 AM  
Jay Z lost his edge long ago...
 
2017-10-01 12:07:24 AM  
It's too bad they couldn't splurge for a set, having nothing there is weird.
 
2017-10-01 12:08:13 AM  
Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.
 
2017-10-01 12:08:43 AM  
I think that most songs would be so much better with the addition of an air horn, don't you?
 
2017-10-01 12:08:52 AM  

lindalouwho: Jay Z lost his edge long ago...


He's seriously terrible now..
 
2017-10-01 12:08:55 AM  
There must be a metal plate in my head that's preventing me from understanding why Jay-Z is so popular.
 
2017-10-01 12:09:21 AM  

filetofish bigmac quarter pounder with cheese: Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.


??
The current President has always been a part of their game...
 
2017-10-01 12:10:01 AM  

styckx: lindalouwho: Jay Z lost his edge long ago...

He's seriously terrible now..


Yeah, I was trying to be nice.
 
2017-10-01 12:10:25 AM  

filetofish bigmac quarter pounder with cheese: Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.


To be fair, it's a bottomless fount of material.
 
2017-10-01 12:10:31 AM  
Here goes nothin'....
 
2017-10-01 12:10:32 AM  

SunTzuX: There must be a metal plate in my head that's preventing me from understanding why Jay-Z is so popular.


He isn't..  He's somehow still riding the wave of banging Beyonce and when he was actually good..   More Beyonce than when he was actually good
 
2017-10-01 12:10:37 AM  

SunTzuX: There must be a metal plate in my head that's preventing me from understanding why Jay-Z is so popular.

Glad you said it.
 
2017-10-01 12:11:18 AM  

Di Atribe: thehobbes: Di Atribe: thehobbes: Sanders has an Arkansas accent, not a texan accent....

You know it's all the same to those Hollywood types.

Sadly true. I'm an Okie and can place your state by dialect of hick....

Until you get to the deep south, just because those farkers are retarded. I'm blaming the heresy that is sweet tea.

I'm in Texas & I can't tell the Texas dialects apart like some people can, but I can do Texas, Deep South, Louisiana, and Fake Hollywood South. That chick from CSI: Miami who was supposed to be from Fort Worth was the worst I've ever heard.


TX is "faux Texas" (Austin). West (actually north) TX (Dallas area), Actual west TX (Lubbock) and Austin.

Houston is a hard call because of transplants
 
2017-10-01 12:11:56 AM  

styckx: lindalouwho: Jay Z lost his edge long ago...

He's seriously terrible now..


now?
 
2017-10-01 12:11:58 AM  
I mean, when Damian Marley can't even help save your song, damn.
 
2017-10-01 12:12:11 AM  

Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.


because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board
 
2017-10-01 12:12:14 AM  
Holy f*ck, he actually said that?

I've been so out of touch with the news.
 
2017-10-01 12:13:21 AM  
Pow, great stuff
 
2017-10-01 12:13:29 AM  
you cheap cracka

Lololololol
 
2017-10-01 12:13:41 AM  

picodenico: Holy f*ck, he actually said that?

I've been so out of touch with the news.


The things he says daily could have their own nightly TV show
 
2017-10-01 12:13:46 AM  
Michael Che seemed.....kinda off there...
 
2017-10-01 12:15:00 AM  
Suit on a sex toy. Nice.
 
2017-10-01 12:15:25 AM  

uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board


As of 5 or more years ago.
 
2017-10-01 12:16:17 AM  

styckx: picodenico: Holy f*ck, he actually said that?

I've been so out of touch with the news.

The things he says daily could have their own nightly TV show


Colbert & Meyers both agree.
 
2017-10-01 12:16:24 AM  
Tracey Ullman is the best Angela Merkel I've ever seen.
 
2017-10-01 12:16:33 AM  
I <3 McKinnon
 
2017-10-01 12:16:34 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: filetofish bigmac quarter pounder with cheese: Oh goody, I hope they do a 15 minute Trump opening LIKE THEY DID EVERY FREAKING WEEK LAST SEASON.

To be fair, it's a bottomless fount of material.


Ya got me there.  Duly noted.
 
2017-10-01 12:17:07 AM  

Di Atribe: Colbert & Meyers both agree.


heh
 
2017-10-01 12:17:29 AM  
Ok.. This skit isn't working out well..
 
2017-10-01 12:17:47 AM  
Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners
 
2017-10-01 12:18:57 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners


It was about the anthem thing.
 
2017-10-01 12:19:02 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Tracey Ullman is the best Angela Merkel I've ever seen.


Tracey Ullman is just all kinds of awesome
 
2017-10-01 12:19:17 AM  

lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.


Hard to tell in TX, tbh.

thehobbes: Houston is a hard call because of transplants


Houston & the rest of East Texas is just West Louisiana.
 
2017-10-01 12:19:38 AM  
Did SNL really just do a live meme?  WTF?
 
2017-10-01 12:19:43 AM  
hahaha Merkel meme
 
2017-10-01 12:20:33 AM  
Work Stuff.

LOL
 
2017-10-01 12:20:33 AM  

lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.


it's back
 
2017-10-01 12:21:15 AM  
That's only a few short years after cars were allowed to drive themselves
 
2017-10-01 12:21:28 AM  

Di Atribe: Houston & the rest of East Texas is just West Louisiana.


I'd agree if it weren't for the Oil Co transplants and Spanish speaking  people..... 

east texas (aka Dallas) is west Louisiana, they just deny it and all claim being from west TX
 
2017-10-01 12:21:46 AM  

lindalouwho: That's only a few short years after cars were allowed to drive themselves


That was a really brilliant joke
 
2017-10-01 12:21:51 AM  

uber humper: lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.

it's back


Never went away in the bigger cities.
 
2017-10-01 12:22:04 AM  
OK White Fudge Ding Dongs made me real LOL
 
2017-10-01 12:22:22 AM  

styckx: lindalouwho: That's only a few short years after cars were allowed to drive themselves

That was a really brilliant joke


It was.
 
2017-10-01 12:22:35 AM  

lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners

It was about the anthem thing.


just misplaced Silver works well with the players on stuff like this
 
2017-10-01 12:23:30 AM  

uber humper: lindalouwho: uber humper: Di Atribe: What is hip hop's obsession with camo, somebody help because I don't get it.

because they are militant

/also, as of recent, camo is in across the board

As of 5 or more years ago.

it's back


Can they bring back videos shot through a fish-eye lens? Those were some jazzy times.
 
2017-10-01 12:24:09 AM  
Is it just me, or is update going way longer than usual?
 
2017-10-01 12:24:15 AM  

thehobbes: east texas (aka Dallas) is west Louisiana, they just deny it and all claim being from west TX


NO we are our own thing, we are the specialest!
 
2017-10-01 12:24:24 AM  
This is so creepy, it's funny.

Or vice-versa.
 
2017-10-01 12:25:30 AM  
I'm not sure what I thought of that last bit.. It had potential but didn't belong on weekend update..
 
2017-10-01 12:26:38 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners

It was about the anthem thing.

just misplaced Silver works well with the players on stuff like this


Um, you're behind on your news, Silver has said he expects the players to stand during the anthem. Folks are wondering if he'll try to fine them if they don't.
 
2017-10-01 12:28:20 AM  

cyberspacedout: Is it just me, or is update going way longer than usual?


Usually runs 10, 15 minutes at most.
 
2017-10-01 12:28:28 AM  
I can't wait to see the Fox news freak out on Micheal Che for his blatant anti-white racism.
 
2017-10-01 12:28:52 AM  
I love the Kids in the Hall.
 
2017-10-01 12:28:53 AM  
. . .
 
2017-10-01 12:29:07 AM  
Ummm...Chicken Lady?
 
2017-10-01 12:29:23 AM  
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2017-10-01 12:29:47 AM  
I don't watch it much but this could be the worst SNL I've seen in a long time.
 
2017-10-01 12:31:16 AM  

Mugato: I don't watch it much but this could be the worst SNL I've seen in a long time.


McKinnon on Gosling's ass was killing me. The rest... eh. There have been some moments.
 
2017-10-01 12:31:21 AM  
This skit is beyond terrible.. They're going for danke meme land but it's falling flat
 
2017-10-01 12:31:38 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is so creepy, it's funny.

Or vice-versa.


Any woman who's ever met a man who has a boat knows it to be all too true.
 
2017-10-01 12:34:04 AM  
OK, that was bad.
 
2017-10-01 12:34:25 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: OK, that was bad.


And they should be bad
 
2017-10-01 12:35:41 AM  

lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners

It was about the anthem thing.

just misplaced Silver works well with the players on stuff like this

Um, you're behind on your news, Silver has said he expects the players to stand during the anthem. Folks are wondering if he'll try to fine them if they don't.


And it's been a league rule for years that they do. Owners are talking about having players put their messages on the scoreboard before the anthem and other ways to protest.
 
2017-10-01 12:36:45 AM  
Well damn...I totally fell asleep there.
 
2017-10-01 12:37:17 AM  
Chris Farley skit alert.
 
2017-10-01 12:38:25 AM  
Wow, Gosling is bad at this live stuff. Good thing he's pretty.
 
2017-10-01 12:39:18 AM  
This is bad too..   A parody of a show only women with "Can I speak to your manager" haircuts watch..
 
2017-10-01 12:39:25 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Wow, Gosling is bad at this live stuff. Good thing he's pretty.


Pretty bad at it?
 
2017-10-01 12:39:59 AM  
Reminds me of the Santa skit last year
 
2017-10-01 12:40:24 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners

It was about the anthem thing.

just misplaced Silver works well with the players on stuff like this

Um, you're behind on your news, Silver has said he expects the players to stand during the anthem. Folks are wondering if he'll try to fine them if they don't.

And it's been a league rule for years that they do. Owners are talking about having players put their messages on the scoreboard before the anthem and other ways to protest.


*shrug*

Non-violent civil rights protest.
He actually said  Stand or else.

/back to the show
 
2017-10-01 12:40:54 AM  
Cecily Strong and Mike Day are trying to save this mess but they just can't
 
2017-10-01 12:41:59 AM  
Gosling is worse at laughing during a sketch than Fallon. But he has an excuse he's just a host.
 
2017-10-01 12:42:29 AM  
Ugh. Here we go again.
 
2017-10-01 12:43:45 AM  
Wow. No backup singers, no band. Just Jack Jay.

Ego much?
 
2017-10-01 12:43:48 AM  
Does Jay-Z even rap anymore? This is just shiatty spoken word..
 
2017-10-01 12:43:49 AM  
.....what the hell?
 
2017-10-01 12:45:31 AM  
Can the background singer get her own song? I'd rather hear that.
 
2017-10-01 12:45:37 AM  

lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: lindalouwho: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah  don't get why he went after Adam Silver, he's easily the most progressive of the sports commisioners

It was about the anthem thing.

just misplaced Silver works well with the players on stuff like this

Um, you're behind on your news, Silver has said he expects the players to stand during the anthem. Folks are wondering if he'll try to fine them if they don't.

And it's been a league rule for years that they do. Owners are talking about having players put their messages on the scoreboard before the anthem and other ways to protest.

*shrug*

Non-violent civil rights protest.
He actually said  Stand or else.

/back to the show


here's what he actually said.

"We have a rule that requires players to stand for the anthem," Silver said. "That is our rule. I'm not going to prejudge any player conduct." The commissioner gave no specifics on what kind of fine or punishment a player should expect if he decides to take a knee during the anthem, but added that the NBA will "deal with it when it happens."
 
2017-10-01 12:46:09 AM  
Hey it's every other rap song I ever heard.
 
2017-10-01 12:46:30 AM  

SunTzuX: Can the background singer get her own song? I'd rather hear that.


maybe there'll be a Pink Floyd like instrumental
 
2017-10-01 12:47:04 AM  
Honestly I wouldn't know good rap from bad or good Jay-Z from bad but I saw Chance on TDS do something with backup from guitar that I enjoyed more than Jay's performances tonight.

Again, I know nothing, just a thought.
 
2017-10-01 12:47:06 AM  
Guys.. He's wearing a white t-shirt.. That makes him humble and wholesome.
 
2017-10-01 12:47:20 AM  

SunTzuX: Can the background singer get her own song? I'd rather hear that.


Ditto. His part with just interference.
 
2017-10-01 12:48:00 AM  
Well, Wonder Woman's on next week.
 
2017-10-01 12:48:47 AM  

styckx: Guys.. He's wearing a white t-shirt.. That makes him humble and wholesome.


Only if it didn't cost 200 dollars.
 
2017-10-01 12:49:01 AM  

picodenico: SunTzuX: Can the background singer get her own song? I'd rather hear that.

Ditto. His part with just interference.


It was like a Philip Glass experiment.

A bad one.
 
2017-10-01 12:49:02 AM  

styckx: Does Jay-Z even rap anymore? This is just shiatty spoken word..


Rap has been like that for over a decade... or whenever everyone started imitating the weird ass offbeat rhythms Eminem was doing.
 
2017-10-01 12:50:25 AM  
I hope they do a comic sans joke.
 
2017-10-01 12:50:35 AM  
heh
 
2017-10-01 12:51:58 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I hope they do a comic sans joke.


Was that it at the end?
 
2017-10-01 12:52:41 AM  
This SNL started good but started flopping around like a fish out of water midway through weekend update..  The fish is dead a this point.. Terrible
 
2017-10-01 12:52:46 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Honestly I wouldn't know good rap from bad or good Jay-Z from bad but I saw Chance on TDS do something with backup from guitar that I enjoyed more than Jay's performances tonight.

Again, I know nothing, just a thought.


Chance the Rapper is delightful. Seems pretty genuine. A++ would smile again.
 
2017-10-01 12:52:59 AM  

picodenico: ecmoRandomNumbers: I hope they do a comic sans joke.

Was that it at the end?


HAHAHA! Holy shiat, I had to rewind it. They did!
 
2017-10-01 12:53:26 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I hope they do a comic sans joke.


OMG..... dust off the wizard hat
 
2017-10-01 12:54:36 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Honestly I wouldn't know good rap from bad or good Jay-Z from bad but I saw Chance on TDS do something with backup from guitar that I enjoyed more than Jay's performances tonight.

Again, I know nothing, just a thought.


We all know what we like, and that's good enough :)
 
2017-10-01 12:54:54 AM  
Oh crap, it's still on?
 
2017-10-01 12:55:36 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: HAHAHA! Holy shiat, I had to rewind it. They did!


I thought so, but I didn't get a good look at it.

/actually use Comic sans at work as it fits well for some specific things
//feels dirty
 
2017-10-01 12:55:58 AM  
This is.....  Is.... .... ... Ummmm.. .
 
2017-10-01 12:56:27 AM  

picodenico: ecmoRandomNumbers: HAHAHA! Holy shiat, I had to rewind it. They did!

I thought so, but I didn't get a good look at it.

/actually use Comic sans at work as it fits well for some specific things
//feels dirty


You're going to hell.
 
2017-10-01 12:56:49 AM  
Ok I give up
 
2017-10-01 12:57:00 AM  
With all due respect to his accomplishments, such as they are (unwatchable movies and failed efforts at other television shows) Lorne Michaels should have retired 15 years ago.
 
2017-10-01 12:57:14 AM  
It's only funny because he keeps breaking character.
 
2017-10-01 12:57:25 AM  
This is weird....
 
2017-10-01 12:57:35 AM  
Is this our "What's Up With That" replacement?
 
2017-10-01 12:58:07 AM  
Yeah I don't see Mr Gosling returning to host any time soon.
 
2017-10-01 12:58:30 AM  

Di Atribe: Is this our "What's Up With That" replacement?


No that was at least funny for a good 5 installments.
 
2017-10-01 12:58:31 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You're going to hell.


Honkin' the horn on the way there, too.
 
2017-10-01 12:59:18 AM  

picodenico: This is weird....


Last skit of the night is usually a bit off the rails
 
2017-10-01 12:59:21 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Yeah I don't see Mr Gosling returning to host any time soon.


It's SNL. They're not that picky.
 
2017-10-01 12:59:32 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Yeah I don't see Mr Gosling returning to host any time soon.


He'll be too busy making oodles of money being shirtless in movies.
 
2017-10-01 12:59:56 AM  

Di Atribe: Is this our "What's Up With That" replacement?


I was thinking the same thing.

...except this wasn't that good.
 
2017-10-01 01:00:03 AM  
That was horrible
 
2017-10-01 01:01:08 AM  
At least it was funny when Leslie Jones couldn't rip apart the jeans.
 
2017-10-01 01:01:44 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: That was horrible


I think by this time, the entire cast got into a barrel of weed.
 
2017-10-01 01:02:04 AM  
So, Hef hosted a long time ago, huh?

Di Atribe: Last skit of the night is usually a bit off the rails


True.

And with that, I'm off to pillow land. G'night all.
 
2017-10-01 01:02:06 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah I don't see Mr Gosling returning to host any time soon.

He'll be too busy making oodles of money being shirtless in movies.


I'm OK with this.
 
2017-10-01 01:02:45 AM  

SunTzuX: Hillbilly Jim: That was horrible

I think by this time, the entire cast got into a barrel of weed.


Maybe we should have too.
 
2017-10-01 01:03:05 AM  
Not bad for a closer. Fliplets and Henrietta were weak. The rest was OK. I guess we can't have Kate in every sketch.
 
2017-10-01 01:03:30 AM  

Di Atribe: ecmoRandomNumbers: Hillbilly Jim: Yeah I don't see Mr Gosling returning to host any time soon.

He'll be too busy making oodles of money being shirtless in movies.

I'm OK with this.


Me too.
 
2017-10-01 01:04:27 AM  
Wow. Local news is just starting. It's only 10:00.

Feels weird.
 
2017-10-01 02:36:08 AM  

Strongbeerrules: With all due respect to his accomplishments, such as they are (unwatchable movies and failed efforts at other television shows) Lorne Michaels should have retired 15 years ago.


30 Rock. Your argument is invalid.
 
2017-10-01 10:08:28 AM  

stoli n coke: Strongbeerrules: With all due respect to his accomplishments, such as they are (unwatchable movies and failed efforts at other television shows) Lorne Michaels should have retired 15 years ago.

30 Rock. Your argument is invalid.



Also Portlandiaand Documentary Now.
 
2017-10-01 10:37:26 AM  
Gee, Baldwin as Trump in the cold open? AND a replay of the alien abduction sketch? Wow, really stretching the ol' writing muscles.
 
2017-10-01 01:30:12 PM  
Kind of a mediocre season premiere, from what I've seen of it. The Trump opener was merely OK. "Fliplets" went on a little too long. Didn't mind Gosling cracking up or some of the weirder sketches like "Papyrus".

Liked Jay-Z's second song, but just because of the sample or whatever the background singing was. From what I've read on here, Ryan Gosling needs to save Jay-Z.

As for the new cast members, Chris Redd seems like he'd be funny, and Heidi Gardner is kind of cute. But was Luke Null in any sketches tonight? If he wasn't, he's living up to his name.
 
2017-10-01 02:09:57 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: SunTzuX: Can the background singer get her own song? I'd rather hear that.

maybe there'll be a Pink Floyd like instrumental


"The Great Worn-Out Gag in the Sky" ?
 
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