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(UPI)   Wait... they're rebooting Charlie's Angels again? What ever the hell for? (Subby looks at Kingsman's box office numbers) Oh yeah, well that makes sense now   ( upi.com) divider line
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2017-09-30 12:11:26 PM  
23 votes:

Mugato: groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.

You misspelled Drew Barrymore.


You misspelled Bernie Mac.
2017-09-30 10:45:25 AM  
13 votes:
But this time, the Angels will be men!
2017-09-30 01:00:26 PM  
7 votes:

You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.


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2017-09-30 12:49:28 PM  
7 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: XSV: Colour_out_of_Space:
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I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one

To go all Studman69 on this, but barrymore and diaz do nothing for me.  In fact I tend to actively avoid anything Barrymore's in because she annoys me (Mrs. XSV shares this dislike as well, so it works).

To each his own I guess
Indeed, your opinion is as valid as any other. In my case it's Sofia Vergara.


What if Sofia never opened her mouth...let me rephrase that. What if she never spoke?
2017-09-30 11:46:36 AM  
7 votes:

RJReves: You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.

Transgender bots with massive boobs. It'll be YUUGE!


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2017-09-30 08:57:43 AM  
7 votes:
I can think of six reasons to reboot Charlie's Angles.

Boobies.
2017-09-30 10:58:31 AM  
5 votes:
Jaclyn Smith should be Charlie in this one.
Why not Melissa McCarthy as Bosley?


/take that, patriarchy
2017-09-30 10:47:18 AM  
5 votes:

BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!


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2017-09-30 04:02:58 PM  
4 votes:

four95: So far Kristin Stewart and Lupita Nyong'o are attached to star, so not so much. You'd need Christina Hendricks as the 3rd Angel to make up for that level of flat chestedness.


which of the three do you think will play the emotionless coldblooded calculating one?
2017-09-30 03:01:31 PM  
4 votes:

TheManofPA: RJReves: You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.

Transgender bots with massive boobs. It'll be YUUGE!

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2017-09-30 10:57:00 AM  
4 votes:

RJReves: I can think of six reasons to reboot Charlie's Angles.

Boobies.


So far Kristin Stewart and Lupita Nyong'o are attached to star, so not so much. You'd need Christina Hendricks as the 3rd Angel to make up for that level of flat chestedness.

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2017-09-30 11:06:43 AM  
3 votes:

You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.


Actually, thinking back to the original series and double checking with IMDB.

There was an episode of Charlie's Angels titled "Toni's Boys".  Starring Barbara Stanwyck as a female Charlie type character with 3 male investigators.
2017-09-30 02:58:39 PM  
2 votes:
So it"ll end with a pegging scene?
2017-09-30 11:08:49 AM  
2 votes:
No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.
2017-09-30 10:59:01 AM  
2 votes:

BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!


Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.
2017-09-30 10:22:09 PM  
1 vote:
WHy not both, female actresses, portraying transgender characters who haven't finished the process to explain why they are flat chested
2017-09-30 10:16:56 PM  
1 vote:

Colour_out_of_Space: XSV: groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.

Wasn't she the reason in the last set of movies that the Angels didn't use guns?

The only good thing to come from those movies I remember is Demi Moore in the second one

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I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one


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2017-09-30 04:38:38 PM  
1 vote:

You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.


bailey jay as the 3rd angel. Yasmin Lee was in hangover 2 so its time for a starring role for a transwoman porn star
2017-09-30 12:58:23 PM  
1 vote:
Boobs = $$$


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2017-09-30 11:04:15 AM  
1 vote:

You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.


Transgender bots with massive boobs. It'll be YUUGE!
 
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