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(UPI)   Wait... they're rebooting Charlie's Angels again? What ever the hell for? (Subby looks at Kingsman's box office numbers) Oh yeah, well that makes sense now   ( upi.com) divider line
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2017-09-30 08:57:43 AM  
I can think of six reasons to reboot Charlie's Angles.

Boobies.
 
2017-09-30 10:45:25 AM  
But this time, the Angels will be men!
 
2017-09-30 10:47:18 AM  

BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!


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2017-09-30 10:57:00 AM  

RJReves: I can think of six reasons to reboot Charlie's Angles.

Boobies.


So far Kristin Stewart and Lupita Nyong'o are attached to star, so not so much. You'd need Christina Hendricks as the 3rd Angel to make up for that level of flat chestedness.

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2017-09-30 10:58:31 AM  
Jaclyn Smith should be Charlie in this one.
Why not Melissa McCarthy as Bosley?


/take that, patriarchy
 
2017-09-30 10:59:01 AM  

BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!


Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.
 
2017-09-30 11:04:15 AM  

You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.


Transgender bots with massive boobs. It'll be YUUGE!
 
2017-09-30 11:06:43 AM  

You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.


Actually, thinking back to the original series and double checking with IMDB.

There was an episode of Charlie's Angels titled "Toni's Boys".  Starring Barbara Stanwyck as a female Charlie type character with 3 male investigators.
 
2017-09-30 11:08:49 AM  
No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.
 
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2017-09-30 11:40:12 AM  

groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.


Wasn't she the reason in the last set of movies that the Angels didn't use guns?

The only good thing to come from those movies I remember is Demi Moore in the second one
 
2017-09-30 11:46:36 AM  

RJReves: You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.

Transgender bots with massive boobs. It'll be YUUGE!


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2017-09-30 11:56:43 AM  

XSV: groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.

Wasn't she the reason in the last set of movies that the Angels didn't use guns?

The only good thing to come from those movies I remember is Demi Moore in the second one


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I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one
 
2017-09-30 12:08:04 PM  

groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.


You misspelled Drew Barrymore.
 
2017-09-30 12:11:26 PM  

Mugato: groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.

You misspelled Drew Barrymore.


You misspelled Bernie Mac.
 
2017-09-30 12:26:06 PM  

SuperSeriousMan: Mugato: groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.

You misspelled Drew Barrymore.

You misspelled Bernie Mac.


Seriously? No love for Crispin Glover? He was hot in that!

So was pretty much everybody else except for Tom Green, who was farking annoying.

Anyway, my prediction is that they're going to gender-swap Charlie.
 
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2017-09-30 12:26:13 PM  
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I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one


To go all Studman69 on this, but barrymore and diaz do nothing for me.  In fact I tend to actively avoid anything Barrymore's in because she annoys me (Mrs. XSV shares this dislike as well, so it works).

To each his own I guess
 
2017-09-30 12:30:26 PM  

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I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one

To go all Studman69 on this, but barrymore and diaz do nothing for me.  In fact I tend to actively avoid anything Barrymore's in because she annoys me (Mrs. XSV shares this dislike as well, so it works).

To each his own I guess

Indeed, your opinion is as valid as any other. In my case it's Sofia Vergara.
 
2017-09-30 12:49:28 PM  

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I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one

To go all Studman69 on this, but barrymore and diaz do nothing for me.  In fact I tend to actively avoid anything Barrymore's in because she annoys me (Mrs. XSV shares this dislike as well, so it works).

To each his own I guess
Indeed, your opinion is as valid as any other. In my case it's Sofia Vergara.


What if Sofia never opened her mouth...let me rephrase that. What if she never spoke?
 
2017-09-30 12:58:23 PM  
Boobs = $$$


PS: Miss Bum Bum contestants go undercover (sic +s)... international spy ring who Team up with the agents of the Swedish Bikini Team, blonde chicks of Femen, and  the Formula 1pit babez... vs the Hawaii Tropic girlz, Samba and Karnival girls from Brazil, and Hooters Calendar Babez!!! I 'd buy that for a dollar!
 
2017-09-30 01:00:26 PM  

You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.


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2017-09-30 02:00:55 PM  

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I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one

To go all Studman69 on this, but barrymore and diaz do nothing for me.  In fact I tend to actively avoid anything Barrymore's in because she annoys me (Mrs. XSV shares this dislike as well, so it works).

To each his own I guess


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2017-09-30 02:31:48 PM  
Lupita N'yongo? Yay!

Kristen Stewart? Meh.
 
2017-09-30 02:33:05 PM  
yeah, Kingsman's box office totals really mattered here. sure.
 
2017-09-30 02:58:39 PM  
So it"ll end with a pegging scene?
 
2017-09-30 03:01:31 PM  

TheManofPA: RJReves: You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.

Transgender bots with massive boobs. It'll be YUUGE!

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2017-09-30 04:02:58 PM  

four95: So far Kristin Stewart and Lupita Nyong'o are attached to star, so not so much. You'd need Christina Hendricks as the 3rd Angel to make up for that level of flat chestedness.


which of the three do you think will play the emotionless coldblooded calculating one?
 
2017-09-30 04:09:42 PM  
Why don't they make a gender-swapped version?

Three studmuffin dudes who use sex appeal and their spy skills to save the day, and their Charlie is an old woman they never see. Their Bosley is a frumpy but funny woman.
 
2017-09-30 04:09:57 PM  

ThatGuyOverThere: four95: So far Kristin Stewart and Lupita Nyong'o are attached to star, so not so much. You'd need Christina Hendricks as the 3rd Angel to make up for that level of flat chestedness.

which of the three do you think will play the emotionless coldblooded calculating one?


No, Lucy Liu isn't in this one.
 
2017-09-30 04:38:38 PM  

You Are All Sheep: BizarreMan: But this time, the Angels will be men!

Gender swapping is a good way to tell a story!  but you can't switch to men.  so much triggering.  they have to be transgendered.  Or robots.  Or transgender robots.


bailey jay as the 3rd angel. Yasmin Lee was in hangover 2 so its time for a starring role for a transwoman porn star
 
2017-09-30 05:01:55 PM  

WilderKWight: Why don't they make a gender-swapped version?

Three studmuffin dudes who use sex appeal and their spy skills to save the day, and their Charlie is an old woman they never see. Their Bosley is a frumpy but funny woman.


Isn't that basically a Bond or Bourne film?
 
2017-09-30 06:53:07 PM  

This text is now purple: WilderKWight: Why don't they make a gender-swapped version?

Three studmuffin dudes who use sex appeal and their spy skills to save the day, and their Charlie is an old woman they never see. Their Bosley is a frumpy but funny woman.

Isn't that basically a Bond or Bourne film?


But this one has three of them!
 
2017-09-30 10:04:38 PM  
So when is my Fall Guy remake with Zoe Bell and Chris Hemsworth?
 
2017-09-30 10:16:56 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: XSV: groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.

Wasn't she the reason in the last set of movies that the Angels didn't use guns?

The only good thing to come from those movies I remember is Demi Moore in the second one

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2017-09-30 10:22:09 PM  
WHy not both, female actresses, portraying transgender characters who haven't finished the process to explain why they are flat chested
 
2017-09-30 10:58:34 PM  
Kristen Stewart can't act her way
out of a speeding ticket.
 
2017-10-01 12:28:29 AM  

XSV: groppet: No Lucy Lui? Well have her washed and brought to me anyway.

Wasn't she the reason in the last set of movies that the Angels didn't use guns?

The only good thing to come from those movies I remember is Demi Moore in the second one


Doubtful.  She has used guns in a lot of her movies.  I think it was Drew Barrymore who wanted to go the whole "no guns" route and Lucy Lui just publicly said she liked the idea because she likes getting paid.
 
2017-10-01 03:09:34 AM  

four95: RJReves: I can think of six reasons to reboot Charlie's Angles.

Boobies.

So far Kristin Stewart and Lupita Nyong'o are attached to star, so not so much. You'd need Christina Hendricks as the 3rd Angel to make up for that level of flat chestedness.

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Oh boy, brace yourself for the polytically incorrect crowd to rail against race-swapping.
 
2017-10-01 08:37:56 AM  
Rose McIver, Tatiana Maslany, and Anna Akana.  Even if it's unwatchable drek, you'd need a crane to get me out of my bunk.
 
2017-10-01 05:49:26 PM  

WilderKWight: Why don't they make a gender-swapped version?

Three studmuffin dudes who use sex appeal and their spy skills to save the day, and their Charlie is an old woman they never see. Their Bosley is a frumpy but funny woman.


... I would totally watch that.

Get three young up and coming men in their earlyish careers who can probably do wirework to do it, mid-late 20s, so...

Armie Hammer
Dev Patel
Liam Hemsworth

... though isn't that basically just The A Team with less weird, and younger, prettier men?
 
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