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(The Raw Story)   White House counsel Don McGahn is close to resigning because, quote, "he's sick of Jared Kushner's shiat"   ( rawstory.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Mr. Kushner, counsel Robert Mueller, White House, special counsel Robert, advisor Jared Kushner, President of the United States, Wall Street Journal, President Donald Trump  
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2017-09-29 10:25:43 PM  
...go on...
 
2017-09-29 10:37:13 PM  
I'm trying to come up with a folksy way of describing how much debt Kushner has and I'm falling on my face because anyone with the sense God gave a bullfrog wouldn't dig themselves into a hole so deep they can see the stars shining at midday from the bottom
 
2017-09-29 11:47:27 PM  
Adding to Kushner's problems is the fact his private email server has likely been compromised by foreign spies.

Juicy! Hadn't heard about that.
 
2017-09-29 11:55:40 PM  
It must be like working at the local gravel company where the owner's son drives a Beamer and is a total asshole making everyone's life miserable. Except about 1000x worse.
 
2017-09-30 12:11:18 AM  
Consul?
 
2017-09-30 12:12:04 AM  

fusillade762: Adding to Kushner's problems is the fact his private email server has likely been compromised by foreign spies.

Juicy! Hadn't heard about that.


It's probably not the email server that needs worrying about, it's Jared's smartphone made by Kaspersky Labs that could be leaky.
 
2017-09-30 12:12:48 AM  

fusillade762: Adding to Kushner's problems is the fact his private email server has likely been compromised by foreign spies.

Juicy! Hadn't heard about that.


It makes sense. The average joe gets their email hacked pretty routinely. These shlubs that are in control of the US government will be targeted if not using a secure line of communication.

Then again, "foreign spies" might as well mean the CIA at this point.
 
2017-09-30 12:14:54 AM  
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Well, doesn't that look like an inbred streak of piss...
 
2017-09-30 12:14:56 AM  

poorjon: I'm trying to come up with a folksy way of describing how much debt Kushner has and I'm falling on my face because anyone with the sense God gave a bullfrog wouldn't dig themselves into a hole so deep they can see the stars shining at midday from the bottom


The best part is Kushner's debt is to the Chinese (iirc), so the the Trumps are selling out to Russia AND China.
 
2017-09-30 12:15:07 AM  
so I wonder when the next wave of white house resignations is going to hit?
 
2017-09-30 12:15:32 AM  

poorjon: I'm trying to come up with a folksy way of describing how much debt Kushner has and I'm falling on my face because anyone with the sense God gave a bullfrog wouldn't dig themselves into a hole so deep they can see the stars shining at midday from the bottom


lol, y'all
 
2017-09-30 12:15:42 AM  
So Jared drew the short straw to become patsy?
 
2017-09-30 12:16:15 AM  

fusillade762: Adding to Kushner's problems is the fact his private email server has likely been compromised by foreign spies.

Juicy! Hadn't heard about that.


Can't wait for the year long congressional investigation. I've already started making the popcorn!
 
2017-09-30 12:18:04 AM  
I wonder when Ivanka and Jared will divorce.
 
2017-09-30 12:18:54 AM  
He also more than likely sees the impending doom Mueller is bringing while the Trumps eye potential scapegoats.  That he was identified by Sally Yates in Flynn's shenanigans makes him high on the list of potential fall guys.
 
2017-09-30 12:19:27 AM  

poorjon: I'm trying to come up with a folksy way of describing how much debt Kushner has and I'm falling on my face because anyone with the sense God gave a bullfrog wouldn't dig themselves into a hole so deep they can see the stars shining at midday from the bottom


About half as much as his father? It's not folksy, but I'm pretty sure he's still trying to live down to his father in the debt department.
 
2017-09-30 12:20:34 AM  
Well, we *did* elect a guy whose only qualification was that he fires people...and he seems to be doing that well and with alarming frequency.
 
2017-09-30 12:21:00 AM  

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Every time I see that vacant befuddled face of his...

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2017-09-30 12:21:01 AM  

Weaver95: so I wonder when the next wave of white house resignations is going to hit?


You say  "next" as if the first wave ever actually stopped.
 
2017-09-30 12:21:30 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: I wonder when Ivanka and Jared will divorce.


never happen.  they'll kill one another before they get a divorce.  they couldn't risk the other running off to the FBI and ratting out the family.
 
2017-09-30 12:22:42 AM  

geoduck42: Weaver95: so I wonder when the next wave of white house resignations is going to hit?

You say  "next" as if the first wave ever actually stopped.


good point.  this administration hasn't even pretended to have their shiat together.
 
2017-09-30 12:23:19 AM  

Weaver95: Pr1nc3ss: I wonder when Ivanka and Jared will divorce.

never happen.  they'll kill one another before they get a divorce.  they couldn't risk the other running off to the FBI and ratting out the family.


So I guess that means Jared will go missing in the coming years.
 
2017-09-30 12:25:51 AM  
This administration is like Michael Jordan playing baseball.

They all just assumed that they would be good at it because of completely unrelated success.

He sucked

You suck

Admit it and get back on the bus home...
 
2017-09-30 12:26:06 AM  

qorkfiend: Consul?


They should have made him consul for life like Caesar.
 
2017-09-30 12:26:46 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: Weaver95: Pr1nc3ss: I wonder when Ivanka and Jared will divorce.

never happen.  they'll kill one another before they get a divorce.  they couldn't risk the other running off to the FBI and ratting out the family.

So I guess that means Jared will go missing in the coming years.


if I were jared, I'd make sure everyone around me understood that I was in NO way suffering from any form of depression and have never had a suicidal thought in my life, and I'd avoid small commuter planes  forever.  I'd also get a food taster and a geiger counter, just in case.
 
2017-09-30 12:31:38 AM  
It's a good thing he's married to Ivanka, otherwise Pee45 could offer him a job in the administration.
 
2017-09-30 12:32:56 AM  

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Well, doesn't that look like an inbred streak of piss...


He's a robot.
 
2017-09-30 12:33:30 AM  

Weaver95: so I wonder when the next wave of white house resignations is going to hit?


When does Mueller's first indictment hit the table?
 
2017-09-30 12:33:36 AM  
 Don't expect any sign of intelligence from Jared.. You're looking at a guy who choose to marry into the Trump family... Why would anyone in their right mind do something like that...
 
2017-09-30 12:35:55 AM  

fusillade762: Adding to Kushner's problems is the fact his private email server has likely been compromised by foreign spies.

Juicy! Hadn't heard about that.


Wait--he used a private server? Like, one that might be located in a private location, perhaps a floor or two below his bedroom?

Where the fark is all the Republican outrage?
 
2017-09-30 12:36:21 AM  
I dunno... From pretty much every picture I've ever seen of him Kushner looks like he couldn't get a freaking rabbit pellet out of him thanks to how tight assed he is...
 
2017-09-30 12:38:16 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: I wonder when Ivanka and Jared will divorce.


It's a small consolation, But knowing that this family will go down in history as pariahs has to be eating at them.

They've lied and cheated their whole lives. And as long as they stayed in the shadows they could keep up the appearance of high status. But now that veneer has been ripped away, showing them no better than shady used car salesmen.
 
2017-09-30 12:39:08 AM  
 
2017-09-30 12:40:00 AM  
What a farking pit of vipers...
 
2017-09-30 12:42:28 AM  

Walker: Javanka may be on the way out.

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"You guys were supposed to run interference and the actual work. Why am I still being blamed for shiat? What good are you if I have to keep justifying your existence?"
 
2017-09-30 12:44:05 AM  
"Jared Kushner" is Russian for uncanny valley
 
2017-09-30 12:49:42 AM  

texanjeff: This administration is like Michael Jordan playing baseball.

They all just assumed that they would be good at it because of completely unrelated success.

He sucked

You suck

Admit it and get back on the bus home...


Previous success at what?
 Success at draft dodging (5 deferments).
 Success at bankruptcy?  5.  6 counting the Secret Service running out of money to pay agents.
Success at running up $B in debt?
Success at treason?
 
2017-09-30 12:50:54 AM  

poorjon: I'm trying to come up with a folksy way of describing how much debt Kushner has and I'm falling on my face because anyone with the sense God gave a bullfrog wouldn't dig themselves into a hole so deep they can see the stars shining at midday from the bottom


Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble.
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2017-09-30 12:51:13 AM  
What's truly amazing is how Kushner's voice sounds in no way like the voice of Gilbert Gottfried!

/cliTOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRis!
 
2017-09-30 12:51:39 AM  

Walker: Javanka may be on the way out.

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They've gathered all the intel they can, and they can't figure out how to milk the White House for money & brand recognition. It's clear that Trump's still running the family businesses, so the idea of ethics went out the door. It's clear that Trump's deliberately inserting his spawn into business arrangements, using the highest office in the land as a clearinghouse for graft & access. None of his bullshiat has worked on anyone (well, other than the goddamned morons who not only voted for him, but still believe the bullshiat he's spewing) and he's running out of people to blame & fire.

His family's in the crosshairs of Congress, and I honestly expect he's going to start sending them out of the country to protect and hide his assets before he's forced to suffer the consequences of his actions.
 
2017-09-30 12:53:57 AM  

FormlessOne: Walker: Javanka may be on the way out.

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http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/353200-trump-questioning-ha​ving-family-as-staff-report

They've gathered all the intel they can, and they can't figure out how to milk the White House for money & brand recognition. It's clear that Trump's still running the family businesses, so the idea of ethics went out the door. It's clear that Trump's deliberately inserting his spawn into business arrangements, using the highest office in the land as a clearinghouse for graft & access. None of his bullshiat has worked on anyone (well, other than the goddamned morons who not only voted for him, but still believe the bullshiat he's spewing) and he's running out of people to blame & fire.

His family's in the crosshairs of Congress, and I honestly expect he's going to start sending them out of the country to protect and hide his assets before he's forced to suffer the consequences of his actions.


If they still have valid passports, I would be amazed.
 
2017-09-30 12:54:16 AM  
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2017-09-30 12:54:58 AM  

fusillade762: Adding to Kushner's problems is the fact his private email server has likely been compromised by foreign spies.

Juicy! Hadn't heard about that.


Hacked?

The little shiat asked the Russian Embassy for secure comms to talk to Russian intel without our government hearing it.

The Russians did not hack his server.  He gave them the access.

It was probably the NSA that had to hack his godd@mn server to figure out how much of a traitor he is.

Geesus
 
2017-09-30 01:05:13 AM  
Jared is starting to look like he's thinking jail might be preferable to the life he's living now.
 
2017-09-30 01:07:12 AM  

fusillade762: Adding to Kushner's problems is the fact his private email server has likely been compromised by foreign spies.

Juicy! Hadn't heard about that.


Question is, which ones?

Russia to put Trump deeper in the hole?
The British to give to the CIA when the time is right?
The Chinese to squeeze Trump on trade?
 
2017-09-30 01:07:26 AM  

the_innkeeper: FormlessOne: Walker: Javanka may be on the way out.

[img.fark.net image 296x243]
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/353200-trump-questioning-ha​ving-family-as-staff-report

They've gathered all the intel they can, and they can't figure out how to milk the White House for money & brand recognition. It's clear that Trump's still running the family businesses, so the idea of ethics went out the door. It's clear that Trump's deliberately inserting his spawn into business arrangements, using the highest office in the land as a clearinghouse for graft & access. None of his bullshiat has worked on anyone (well, other than the goddamned morons who not only voted for him, but still believe the bullshiat he's spewing) and he's running out of people to blame & fire.

His family's in the crosshairs of Congress, and I honestly expect he's going to start sending them out of the country to protect and hide his assets before he's forced to suffer the consequences of his actions.

If they still have valid passports, I would be amazed.


Somehow I doubt Trump's stooge at the State Department is gonna lift a finger to harm Trump's family.
 
2017-09-30 01:09:31 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: It must be like working at the local gravel company where the owner's son drives a Beamer and is a total asshole making everyone's life miserable. Except about 1000x worse.


We need Billy Jack to kick him in the throat?
 
2017-09-30 01:09:33 AM  

the_innkeeper: What a farking pit of vipers...


So long as their bite each other to death...all for it.
 
2017-09-30 01:13:13 AM  

mikalmd: Don't expect any sign of intelligence from Jared.. You're looking at a guy who choose to marry into the Trump family... Why would anyone in their right mind do something like that...


Ivanka let him have one .... and only one ... go at that spectacular rack, for a night.

Then she told him he'd have to marry her if he wanted any more.

And look at him .... you think that skinny little brain-addled schlepp would be able to pull a babe even 1/10th as stacked as Ivanka anywhere else?

And so he did.

And here we are.
 
2017-09-30 01:17:15 AM  

Weaver95: so I wonder when the next wave of white house resignations is going to hit?


Haven't spotted it here yet, but HHS just resigned, so should Zinke and the others that racked up millions in unnecessary travel expenses.
 
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