Moderator: Dammit. We have a chance to shine and our scientists are AWOL?
Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: no1curr: Babies are barely-sentient parasites who are continually fed and resting quite comfortably (in most circumstances). Birth is basically the landlady evicting a freeloading tenant. On other words, why would they want to ruin such a good thing?Babies constantly eat? I figured they got fed when the woman eats and it just goes down the umbilical cord?
Moderator: Geek tab we need your scientific help.
make me some tea: Children taste like veal
mesmer242: Babies usually don't get teeth until they're six months out of the womb.
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433: mesmer242: Babies usually don't get teeth until they're six months out of the womb.Everybody look at this guy, and his facts. What does he know, anyway?
drjekel_mrhyde: Is that their baby?
mesmer242: Knowing how much danger my nipples are in is extremely important to me.
cryinoutloud: I thought I was going to throw my baby up when I was pregnant. It seemed counterproductive to what my body was trying to do.
Chris Ween: We are made of meat.
Chris Ween: make me some tea: Children taste like vealThat's threadjacking. This is about moms
433: drjekel_mrhyde: Is that their baby?Hey man, I'm reaching back into the lands of long ago threads, but, I have a farky/favorite for you that tells me to ask you if that Nintendo 3ds you found in a puddle ever got around to working. So, did it work?mesmer242: Knowing how much danger my nipples are in is extremely important to me.What's so great about your nipples, mesmer242? Why are you so protective? Maybe your nipples could be a public service, did you ever think about that? You probably didn't, you're so selfish with your nipples. Your nipples aren't having their own episode of Parks and Rec, there's no debate here, put your nipples out into the public sphere, let the public decide their importance, don't be a prude, don't be a jerk, set your body free, bro. Bro? Bra? Just be cool.
Mrs.Sharpier: birdmanesq: Mrs.Sharpier: (._.)So...April 18, 2018I'm *thrilled*
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raerae1980: Chris Ween: sarahthustra: i have to image i'm delicious.I think I'm marbled or just engorged like veal.Bacon. I bet we taste like bacon.....
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