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(Fark)   Shouldn't pregnant people be worried that their babies might eat their way out?   ( fark.com) divider line
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2017-09-29 10:05:13 PM  
Ignatius!
 
2017-09-29 10:05:38 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Can we suggest names?


Way ahead of you mitch.
 
2017-09-29 10:06:45 PM  

birdmanesq: Chiara if she's a girl.


Xan if it's a plant?
 
2017-09-29 10:07:24 PM  
Ohmerda..

Which loosely translates to "oh sh*t" in Italian....right?
 
2017-09-29 10:07:29 PM  

Chris Ween: birdmanesq: Chiara if she's a girl.

Xan if it's a plant?


Lily
 
2017-09-29 10:07:44 PM  
Chisedale if it's a possum.
 
2017-09-29 10:08:16 PM  
Mitchell is a cool name.

Just sayin'.
 
2017-09-29 10:08:54 PM  

flucto: Chisedale if it's a possum.


Dinsdale if it's a hedgehog.
 
2017-09-29 10:09:37 PM  

IvyLady: Ohmerda..

Which loosely translates to "oh sh*t" in Italian....right?


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 10:09:57 PM  
Mitch Bird Sharpier.

A nod to Fark. A nod to LBJ.  And a surname.
 
2017-09-29 10:10:06 PM  

mikaloyd: [www.fukarf.com image 474x349]


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 10:11:13 PM  

mikaloyd: [www.fukarf.com image 474x349]


Damn, grandma was a freak.
 
2017-09-29 10:12:45 PM  

croesius: mikaloyd: [www.fukarf.com image 474x349]

Damn, grandma was a freak.


i.pinimg.com
 
2017-09-29 10:13:31 PM  
Keep in mind I've delivered babies. You know, just in case.
 
2017-09-29 10:14:18 PM  

flucto: Keep in mind I've delivered babies. You know, just in case.


Like, with your car? Grubhub has really expanded
 
2017-09-29 10:14:27 PM  

birdmanesq: Chiara if she's a girl.


And a stripper.
 
2017-09-29 10:15:07 PM  

flucto: Keep in mind I've delivered babies. You know, just in case.


pre15.deviantart.net
 
2017-09-29 10:17:09 PM  

Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: birdmanesq: Chiara if she's a girl.

And a stripper.


That's my daughter's name.
 
2017-09-29 10:17:27 PM  

flucto: Keep in mind I've delivered babies. You know, just in case.


There's a pizza joke I want to make and I just can't do it.
 
2017-09-29 10:17:41 PM  

birdmanesq: Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: birdmanesq: Chiara if she's a girl.

And a stripper.

That's my daughter's name.


You named your daughter Stripper?  Man, we have to talk.
 
2017-09-29 10:19:47 PM  
Creativity in names should be banned. There should be a list like there was in Switzerland. "Please choose one boys name and one girls name from following list..."
 
2017-09-29 10:20:14 PM  

Chris Ween: birdmanesq: Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: birdmanesq: Chiara if she's a girl.

And a stripper.

That's my daughter's name.

You named your daughter Stripper?  Man, we have to talk.


birds is hard corpse.
 
2017-09-29 10:21:09 PM  
It's pronounced "stripe-er"
 
2017-09-29 10:22:07 PM  

birdmanesq: It's pronounced "stripe-er"


Like a candy striper?
 
2017-09-29 10:22:09 PM  
Stripier Sharpier.
 
2017-09-29 10:23:21 PM  
Striper no striping. Striper no striping.
 
2017-09-29 10:23:41 PM  
They don't have teeth
 
2017-09-29 10:24:59 PM  
PNSFW

Birth - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Youtube NcHdF1eHhgc
 
2017-09-29 10:27:05 PM  

italie: Striper no striping. Striper no striping.



img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 10:27:52 PM  
I was here.
 
2017-09-29 10:29:19 PM  
This thread will be stone cold dead by the time the geeks get here.
 
2017-09-29 10:33:04 PM  

flucto: This thread will be stone cold dead by the time the geeks get here.


I'm right on time then.
 
2017-09-29 10:33:45 PM  

birdmanesq: Whoa! Mini Helen Keller! Awesome!


Will this one not be defective out of the box?
 
2017-09-29 10:37:31 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: birdmanesq: Whoa! Mini Helen Keller! Awesome!

Will this one not be defective out of the box?


*spittake*
 
2017-09-29 10:38:13 PM  
I saw this when first hit the page with 0 comments.
Come back and it's green and, we'll, of course it is.
How and, or, why?
And, more importantly, what how will it evolve...
 
2017-09-29 10:39:11 PM  

Moderator: Geek tab we need your scientific help.



Why. This. Subject.

The phenomenon in the headline has never occurred and never will occur.

So.

WHY.
 
2017-09-29 10:39:49 PM  

NSFW.

Stryper-To Hell With The Devil
Youtube RsNhNdnwgZg

 
2017-09-29 10:41:36 PM  

Kittypie070: Moderator: Geek tab we need your scientific help.


Why. This. Subject.

The phenomenon in the headline has never occurred and never will occur.

So.

WHY.


You don't think there's a single baby out there that's not waiting to take a bite out of Mom?
 
2017-09-29 10:42:57 PM  

IvyLady: Incorrigible Astronaut: birdmanesq: Whoa! Mini Helen Keller! Awesome!

Will this one not be defective out of the box?

*spittake*


It popped in my head when reading that and was so, so terrible that I needed to get it out.
 
2017-09-29 10:48:21 PM  

Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: Kittypie070: Moderator: Geek tab we need your scientific help.


Why. This. Subject.


The phenomenon in the headline has never occurred and never will occur.


So.

WHY.

You don't think there's a single baby out there that's not waiting to take a bite out of Mom?


No, I don't. The ...............why the hell must I repeat myself?

Can you...not...um.

Read my post....?
 
2017-09-29 10:50:39 PM  
We are made of meat.
 
2017-09-29 10:52:37 PM  

Kittypie070: Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: Kittypie070: Moderator: Geek tab we need your scientific help.


Why. This. Subject.


The phenomenon in the headline has never occurred and never will occur.

So.

WHY.

You don't think there's a single baby out there that's not waiting to take a bite out of Mom?

No, I don't. The ...............why the hell must I repeat myself?

Can you...not...um.

Read my post....?


Look, we already have nine year olds in college. Some day a baby's going to be all super smart and develop teeth early and go, "this lollipop is good, but I wonder what'll happen if I bite and get to the chewy center."
 
2017-09-29 10:54:58 PM  

Chris Ween: We are made of meat.


Long pig
 
2017-09-29 11:01:59 PM  
i have to image i'm delicious.
 
2017-09-29 11:04:39 PM  

sarahthustra: i have to image i'm delicious.


Is there a sampler?
 
2017-09-29 11:05:36 PM  

Chris Ween: We are made of meat.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 11:05:39 PM  
Fark really is a special place.
 
2017-09-29 11:06:05 PM  

sarahthustra: i have to image i'm delicious.


I think I'm marbled or just engorged like veal.
 
2017-09-29 11:06:10 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Is there a sampler?


no, but i'll let you know when one is available.  one of my chef friends has specific instructions to curry me upon my death, untimely or otherwise.
 
2017-09-29 11:09:56 PM  

Chris Ween: sarahthustra: i have to image i'm delicious.

I think I'm marbled or just engorged like veal.


Bacon.  I bet we taste like bacon.....
 
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