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(Fark)   Shouldn't pregnant people be worried that their babies might eat their way out?   ( fark.com) divider line
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2017-09-29 09:11:32 PM  
I wish this would be greened to Geek tab.
 
2017-09-29 09:13:06 PM  
Well I guess now we know the reason for babies' teeth not coming in for a few months after they're born.
 
2017-09-29 09:13:36 PM  
Well, placenta sandwiches are apparently a thing, so if the baby's hungry enough.
 
2017-09-29 09:14:49 PM  
Oh my gosh, that explains so much of Trump's bejaviour
 
2017-09-29 09:15:44 PM  
No teeth, dummy. Can't gum your way out of a uterus.
 
2017-09-29 09:15:49 PM  
I used to be friends with a guy in high school who was nicknamed Carcass because it was his favorite band and he wore one of his many Carcass shirts probably 80% of the time. Every single pic of him in the yearbooks he had a Carcass shirt on. Anyway, he was a talented artist who could draw gore very well. I was super impressed when he drew an incredibly realistic drawing of a naked pregnant woman being hung by her ankles as a man ripped the baby out of her stomach. We were amazed that he didn't even flip the paper upside down to draw it. I hadn't seen him in over a decade when I last ran into him at a Carcass show in Baltimore of all places. He now draws horror comics professionally. If I ever need an album cover he's me go to guy.
 
2017-09-29 09:17:16 PM  
Babies are barely-sentient parasites who are continually fed and resting quite comfortably (in most circumstances). Birth is basically the landlady evicting a freeloading tenant. On other words, why would they want to ruin such a good thing?
 
2017-09-29 09:17:39 PM  
Womb stew.
 
2017-09-29 09:18:01 PM  
I'll bet subby doesn't even know how babby is fromed.
 
2017-09-29 09:18:41 PM  
Well, let the fun begin. Green.
 
2017-09-29 09:18:44 PM  

Chris Ween: I wish this would be greened to Geek tab.


Looks like you wish was granted
 
2017-09-29 09:18:46 PM  
a.ltrbxd.com
 
2017-09-29 09:18:54 PM  
Geek tab we need your scientific help.
 
2017-09-29 09:19:00 PM  
Well...Ween's drunk.
 
2017-09-29 09:19:10 PM  
They're pretty lazy.
 
2017-09-29 09:19:38 PM  
And eating out likely lead to this mess.
 
2017-09-29 09:19:40 PM  

no1curr: Chris Ween: I wish this would be greened to Geek tab.

Looks like you wish was granted


Heh.
 
2017-09-29 09:19:52 PM  

Moderator: Geek tab we need your scientific help.


No, we don't.
 
2017-09-29 09:20:18 PM  

Badafuco: Womb stew.


It's Uterus, not Uterstew.
 
2017-09-29 09:20:18 PM  

no1curr: Babies are barely-sentient parasites who are continually fed and resting quite comfortably (in most circumstances). Birth is basically the landlady evicting a freeloading tenant. On other words, why would they want to ruin such a good thing?


Babies constantly eat?  I figured they got fed when the woman eats and it just goes down the umbilical cord?
 
2017-09-29 09:20:34 PM  
Babies really shouldn't eat solid foods till like 3 months.
 
2017-09-29 09:21:17 PM  

italie: Babies really shouldn't eat solid foods till like 3 months.


Wouldn't a uterus and the womb technically be solid food?
 
2017-09-29 09:21:54 PM  

Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: italie: Babies really shouldn't eat solid foods till like 3 months.

Wouldn't a uterus and the womb technically be solid food?


Kinda my point. They shouldnt do that.

Bad baby.
 
2017-09-29 09:22:06 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 09:22:07 PM  
Damn.  I never thought of the real risk of a pregnancy.
 
2017-09-29 09:22:18 PM  

Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: no1curr: Babies are barely-sentient parasites who are continually fed and resting quite comfortably (in most circumstances). Birth is basically the landlady evicting a freeloading tenant. On other words, why would they want to ruin such a good thing?

Babies constantly eat?  I figured they got fed when the woman eats and it just goes down the umbilical cord?


That's how they're fed in the womb, yes
 
2017-09-29 09:23:04 PM  
Isn't this a plot point in every zombie movie?
 
2017-09-29 09:23:19 PM  

Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: italie: Babies really shouldn't eat solid foods till like 3 months.

Wouldn't a uterus and the womb technically be solid food?


Stop eating those save some for your little brother!
 
2017-09-29 09:23:25 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I used to be friends with a guy in high school who was nicknamed Carcass because it was his favorite band and he wore one of his many Carcass shirts probably 80% of the time. Every single pic of him in the yearbooks he had a Carcass shirt on. Anyway, he was a talented artist who could draw gore very well. I was super impressed when he drew an incredibly realistic drawing of a naked pregnant woman being hung by her ankles as a man ripped the baby out of her stomach. We were amazed that he didn't even flip the paper upside down to draw it. I hadn't seen him in over a decade when I last ran into him at a Carcass show in Baltimore of all places. He now draws horror comics professionally. If I ever need an album cover he's me go to guy.


that's impressive. there's a metric farkton of people who are good at art and very few get to draw comics for a living.
 
2017-09-29 09:23:32 PM  

Old Man Winter: Damn.  I never thought of the real risk of a pregnancy.


Kinda makes the womenfolk seem more heroic.
 
2017-09-29 09:23:48 PM  
THIS got a green?  Mods trying to make us look special ed?  WTF?  To answer subby's question, babby is fed quite adequately through the umbilical cord, unless it is an undead zom baby and are you watching the Dawn of the Dead remake?  Is that it?

/cranky
 
2017-09-29 09:23:52 PM  
Please, babies don't have teeth yet. They just gum the inside of the uterus raw.
 
2017-09-29 09:23:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 09:24:29 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I used to be friends with a guy in high school who was nicknamed Carcass because it was his favorite band and he wore one of his many Carcass shirts probably 80% of the time. Every single pic of him in the yearbooks he had a Carcass shirt on. Anyway, he was a talented artist who could draw gore very well. I was super impressed when he drew an incredibly realistic drawing of a naked pregnant woman being hung by her ankles as a man ripped the baby out of her stomach. We were amazed that he didn't even flip the paper upside down to draw it. I hadn't seen him in over a decade when I last ran into him at a Carcass show in Baltimore of all places. He now draws horror comics professionally. If I ever need an album cover he's me go to guy.


Sweet!

Got a link to any of his work?
 
2017-09-29 09:24:52 PM  

daphne: THIS got a green?  Mods trying to make us look special ed?  WTF?  To answer subby's question, babby is fed quite adequately through the umbilical cord, unless it is an undead zom baby and are you watching the Dawn of the Dead remake?  Is that it?

/cranky


You sound hormonal. Are you pregnant?
 
2017-09-29 09:24:53 PM  

rcf1105: Please, babies don't have teeth yet. They just gum the inside of the uterus raw.


You know this how?
 
2017-09-29 09:25:40 PM  

daphne: THIS got a green?  Mods trying to make us look special ed?  WTF?  To answer subby's question, babby is fed quite adequately through the umbilical cord, unless it is an undead zom baby and are you watching the Dawn of the Dead remake?  Is that it?

/cranky


Simmer down.  Come sit by me.
 
2017-09-29 09:26:12 PM  
I was a pregnant person, once.

Once.
 
2017-09-29 09:26:26 PM  

unsolicited dick pic: rcf1105: Please, babies don't have teeth yet. They just gum the inside of the uterus raw.

You know this how?


With his baby face....he has seen some things
 
2017-09-29 09:26:52 PM  

Chris Ween: unsolicited dick pic: rcf1105: Please, babies don't have teeth yet. They just gum the inside of the uterus raw.

You know this how?

With his baby face....he has seen some things


And have you seen those teeth?
 
2017-09-29 09:27:19 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: farkingismybusiness: I used to be friends with a guy in high school who was nicknamed Carcass because it was his favorite band and he wore one of his many Carcass shirts probably 80% of the time. Every single pic of him in the yearbooks he had a Carcass shirt on. Anyway, he was a talented artist who could draw gore very well. I was super impressed when he drew an incredibly realistic drawing of a naked pregnant woman being hung by her ankles as a man ripped the baby out of her stomach. We were amazed that he didn't even flip the paper upside down to draw it. I hadn't seen him in over a decade when I last ran into him at a Carcass show in Baltimore of all places. He now draws horror comics professionally. If I ever need an album cover he's me go to guy.

Sweet!

Got a link to any of his work?


I'd rather not.
 
2017-09-29 09:27:31 PM  
RCF, the mama eater

Wait...
 
2017-09-29 09:28:45 PM  
I LOVE FARK FOOD THREADS
 
2017-09-29 09:29:05 PM  
The Geek Tab?

Well, this will dissolve into cunnilingus jokes in under 50 posts.
 
2017-09-29 09:29:33 PM  

birdmanesq: The Geek Tab?

Well, this will dissolve into cunnilingus jokes in under 50 posts.


Should it go into Politics then?
 
2017-09-29 09:30:16 PM  
Seriously, though. The REAL question is how come women's guts don't slide out.
 
2017-09-29 09:30:26 PM  
babies don't have teef, subs.  that's why they wait a while and then headbutt their way out.
 
2017-09-29 09:30:53 PM  

Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: birdmanesq: The Geek Tab?

Well, this will dissolve into cunnilingus jokes in under 50 posts.

Should it go into Politics then?


Do you want answers or arguments?
 
2017-09-29 09:30:54 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Sweet!

Got a link to any of his work?


This is just the thread you want to read before tomorrow.
 
2017-09-29 09:31:53 PM  

Helen Keller's Moaning Hand: birdmanesq: The Geek Tab?

Well, this will dissolve into cunnilingus jokes in under 50 posts.

Should it go into Politics then?


Those guys know nothing about cunnilingus.
 
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