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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman tries to con boyfriend into cheating on her, gets totally humiliated instead. GOOD   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2017-09-30 12:12:38 AM  
95 votes:
The woman's broadband engineer boyfriend is sent out on a job to to help install someone's internet.

So he actually did fix the cable?
FNG [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-30 12:19:11 AM  
30 votes:
What she should have done was say this:

"I have been cheating on you and want to break up.  But to make you feel better, I've arranged for you to fark hot twin friends of mine.  We good?"
2017-09-30 02:23:27 AM  
21 votes:

Kittypie070: This is bullcrap. How'd it get greened?


If you consider the configuration of the universe immediately following The Big Bang, it was inevitable that it was going to be greened.
2017-09-29 09:41:01 PM  
18 votes:
It really isn't that hard to have a happy breakup. You just get married and take out a huge insurance policy, then...well you can figure it out.
2017-09-30 01:57:48 AM  
13 votes:
This is why I'm a MGTOW.  Totally celibate on purpose.  Ladies, SORRY. You can't have this.  NOT YOURS.
2017-09-30 02:44:14 AM  
12 votes:

FormlessOne: Not only has she been cheating on him with a colleague, but she has no intention of breaking things off and had hoped to catch her boyfriend cheating to make it easier for her to end things.

Nice. This is why I hate reality TV - exploitative, vicarious titillation, appealing to lowest in us. It's not just that, though. It's used, all too often, as a guide in which to mimic such behavior in our own interactions.

It stains the soul and limits the intellect.


I've had multiple Trump voters tell me that how he was on his Apprentice show made them believe he was capable of running the country.
2017-09-30 03:32:24 AM  
10 votes:

FNG: fusillade762: FNG: What she should have done was say this:

"I have been cheating on you and want to break up.  But to make you feel better, I've arranged for you to fark hot twin friends of mine.  We good?"

I don't think those twins would have actually had sex with him. They're not sluts, they just play sluts on TV.

I was ignoring that part of reality, work with me here.


Okay, fine

*zip*
2017-09-30 01:48:20 AM  
9 votes:
Is this geek news because he was...  is...  a broadband "engineer"?
2017-09-30 06:34:40 AM  
6 votes:

blorpen: The woman's broadband engineer boyfriend is sent out on a job to to help install someone's internet.

So he actually did fix the cable?


*shakes tiny modem
2017-09-30 05:50:37 AM  
5 votes:
And then the murders began...
2017-09-30 12:51:48 PM  
4 votes:

grokca: PadreScout: wolfemane: Is this geek news because he was...  is...  a broadband "engineer"?

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one that raised an eyebrow at that. The hell kind of "engineer" installs  home internet?

One that graduated from Trump U.


Or works for Hillary and Wasserman
2017-09-30 08:56:41 AM  
4 votes:

sinko swimo: AnotherBluesStringer: It really isn't that hard to have a happy breakup. You just get married and take out a huge insurance policy, then...well you can figure it out.

age is so very important in playing The Insurance Game. if you don't marry an old fart with one foot in the grave you'll be playing The Waiting Game a really long time.


Sometimes gravity needs a little push
FNG [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-30 03:11:38 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: FNG: What she should have done was say this:

"I have been cheating on you and want to break up.  But to make you feel better, I've arranged for you to fark hot twin friends of mine.  We good?"

I don't think those twins would have actually had sex with him. They're not sluts, they just play sluts on TV.


I was ignoring that part of reality, work with me here.
2017-09-30 01:42:55 AM  
4 votes:

blorpen: The woman's broadband engineer boyfriend is sent out on a job to to help install someone's internet.

So he actually did fix the cable?


Don't be fatuous.
2017-09-30 01:17:02 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: FNG: What she should have done was say this:

"I have been cheating on you and want to break up.  But to make you feel better, I've arranged for you to fark hot twin friends of mine.  We good?"

I don't think those twins would have actually had sex with him. They're not sluts, they just play sluts on TV.


But now real sluts might read TFA and everything will work out for him.
2017-09-30 12:05:32 PM  
2 votes:

grokca: PadreScout: wolfemane: Is this geek news because he was...  is...  a broadband "engineer"?

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one that raised an eyebrow at that. The hell kind of "engineer" installs  home internet?

One that graduated from Trump U.


Bullshiat. He actually has a job.
2017-09-30 08:51:55 AM  
2 votes:

AnotherBluesStringer: It really isn't that hard to have a happy breakup. You just get married and take out a huge insurance policy, then...well you can figure it out.


Ahh the old Dateline breakup. A+
2017-09-30 12:46:48 AM  
2 votes:

FNG: What she should have done was say this:

"I have been cheating on you and want to break up.  But to make you feel better, I've arranged for you to fark hot twin friends of mine.  We good?"


I don't think those twins would have actually had sex with him. They're not sluts, they just play sluts on TV.
2017-10-01 09:05:21 AM  
1 vote:

LoneWolf343: happydude45: grokca: PadreScout: wolfemane: Is this geek news because he was...  is...  a broadband "engineer"?

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one that raised an eyebrow at that. The hell kind of "engineer" installs  home internet?

One that graduated from Trump U.

Or works for Hillary and Wasserman

It's pathetic to see someone Smart and Funny himself.


It must be. I've never done that. You must really identify with this article and comments - accusing someone of what you do yourself. Pathetic doesn't begin to describe you.
2017-10-01 08:25:05 AM  
1 vote:

xraygun: Our civilization is a complete failure


saboteur365.files.wordpress.com
2017-09-30 04:55:27 PM  
1 vote:

happydude45: grokca: PadreScout: wolfemane: Is this geek news because he was...  is...  a broadband "engineer"?

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one that raised an eyebrow at that. The hell kind of "engineer" installs  home internet?

One that graduated from Trump U.

Or works for Hillary and Wasserman


It's pathetic to see someone Smart and Funny himself.
2017-09-30 11:18:50 AM  
1 vote:
I wanted to read that but instead had to Quick Draw McGraw that tab when the autoplay came a blaring.
2017-09-30 09:49:04 AM  
1 vote:

blorpen: The woman's broadband engineer boyfriend is sent out on a job to to help install someone's internet.

So he actually did fix the cable?


We're through the looking glass, people!
2017-09-30 08:54:23 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: FNG: What she should have done was say this:

"I have been cheating on you and want to break up.  But to make you feel better, I've arranged for you to fark hot twin friends of mine.  We good?"

I don't think those twins would have actually had sex with him. They're not sluts, they just play sluts on TV.


Dear Penthouse Forum.
I am an IT technician...
2017-09-30 07:16:42 AM  
1 vote:

TheVirginMarty: abhorrent1: Assuming this is even real, she wasn't humiliated. She's incapable of being humiliated.

She was upset that he didn't do what she wanted him to do to make her feel better about herself because everything is all about her.

She's pretty much a sociopath alright.


Well, you can't expect the poor woman to act like a real person - she's imaginary, made up for the article.
If you were imaginary, you'd have trouble adhering to a consistent ethos as well.
2017-09-30 07:05:37 AM  
1 vote:

xraygun: Our civilization is a complete failure


No kidding, he's not married, he should have banged them both.
2017-09-29 11:55:34 PM  
1 vote:
FormlessOne:

It's just boring
 
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