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(Digital Spy)   Supreme Leader Snoke isn't the real villain of the last Jedi. It's--you guessed it--Jar Jar Binks. [Warning: Potential Spoilers]   ( digitalspy.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Star Wars, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Force Awakens, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Snoke, JJ Abrams  
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2017-09-30 02:37:25 AM  
22 votes:

bhcompy: If Luke is the bad guy it's in the name of balance in the force.  That could be a little righteous, but that's the Jedi way.  It also plays into the name of the film, since the rumor has always been that Luke was going to embrace the "gray jedi" middleground that brings its own balance.  That makes him a "bad guy", but not the evil guy. I believe that Luke will be a rebel to the end.  The guy is still pissed about missing out on Tosche Station, so he's only going to do what he wants from now on


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2017-09-29 07:45:09 PM  
16 votes:
The real villain of the prequels is George Lucas.
2017-09-29 09:31:15 PM  
14 votes:

iron de havilland: In The Crying Game, one of the characters had a penis.

I forget which one.


Forest Whitaker.
2017-09-30 03:49:46 AM  
12 votes:
I've been saying that for a year.
Snoke = SNeaky Old luKE.
Wake up, sheeple.
2017-09-29 09:04:54 PM  
10 votes:
In The Crying Game, one of the characters had a penis.

I forget which one.
2017-09-30 12:49:32 AM  
8 votes:
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It's this guy... maybe.
2017-09-29 07:58:26 PM  
8 votes:
Snoke killed Dumbledore!
2017-09-30 06:23:18 AM  
6 votes:
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2017-09-30 01:07:44 AM  
6 votes:
If Luke is the bad guy it's in the name of balance in the force.  That could be a little righteous, but that's the Jedi way.  It also plays into the name of the film, since the rumor has always been that Luke was going to embrace the "gray jedi" middleground that brings its own balance.  That makes him a "bad guy", but not the evil guy. I believe that Luke will be a rebel to the end.  The guy is still pissed about missing out on Tosche Station, so he's only going to do what he wants from now on
2017-09-29 09:32:23 PM  
6 votes:
Imagine the mic-drop moment (lightsaber drop?) of Luke Skywalker revealing he's the mastermind behind Snoke, Ren, and The First Order

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2017-09-30 09:09:09 AM  
5 votes:
You guessed it.....

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2017-09-30 10:30:07 AM  
4 votes:
i just hope he has a stupid starwarzesque name that rhymes with fire,
 cuz where's there's Snoke, there's _ _ _ _

George Lucas "Poetry"
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2017-09-30 07:21:43 AM  
4 votes:
True villain of the entire Star Wars enterprise:
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/So obvious!
2017-09-30 01:32:30 AM  
4 votes:
The real villain is:
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2017-09-30 12:54:09 AM  
4 votes:

Unbridled Apathy: I thought we all agreed Smoke was Scrappy-doo in disguise.


Stupid acto-correct
2017-09-30 12:53:31 AM  
4 votes:
I thought we all agreed Smoke was Scrappy-doo in disguise.
2017-09-29 08:55:38 PM  
4 votes:
Meesa not bad guy!
2017-09-30 12:59:54 PM  
3 votes:

iron de havilland: In The Crying Game, one of the characters had a penis.

I forget which one.


All of them.
2017-09-30 12:44:51 PM  
3 votes:
So.. this is the Snoke Black Series figure in the box:
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And then, somewhat hysterically, this is what he looks like under the 'Snoke and a Pancake' robe:

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Basically, it turns out that Snoke is a ballerina Golden Girl / Goldmember hybrid!
2017-09-30 07:39:45 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: iron de havilland: In The Crying Game, one of the characters had a penis.

I forget which one.

Forest Whitaker.


well, he was cock-eyed the whole film
2017-09-30 02:24:39 AM  
2 votes:

Sid_6.7: The plot of the original movie is hilariously unoriginal. The reason is worked is because it had a perfect blend of just enough novelty in concepts, excellent chemistry with the cast, and a brilliant score, combined with lesser amounts of awesome in terms of dialogue, effects, design, and so on. It was like any other space opera serial, except it did everything right, and happened to be a full-length movie, instead of a series of 22 min. radio shows.

I loved Rogue One, but Episode VII was crap. Almost pure garbage with the exception of how the leads performed.

The plot? Episode IV but "BIGGER" and "COOLER". The villain? Pfft. The plot twist? Oh, wait, there wasn't one. Killing Han? Who didn't see it a mile away?

They had a chance to do something awesome and original and unexpected, but they didn't. If they wanted to impress us, then we should have seen something like Kylo watching Han get killed by stormtroopers, and then deciding "Screw this, I'm going back to the light." Instead we saw Han die for basically no reason, and everyone acts like f*cking caricatures, just going through the motions of what they would obviously do based on what we already knew about them.

And then R2 suddenly and conveniently awakens to provide Luke's location. What a load of contrived, deus ex machina horsesh*t.

And I swear Abrams was screwing with the genuine fans on purpose, going out of his way to. Perfect example? Han using a bowcaster. It f*cked with the real fans and added nothing to the plot.

I keep trying to think back to things I liked about Ep. VII, but every single time I think I've thought of something I realize it's actually from Rogue One.


Hey kids! I'm being cool because I hate SW 7. Look how cool I am.
2017-09-30 12:50:25 AM  
2 votes:
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"I'm a Snoooooke."
2017-09-29 10:10:18 PM  
2 votes:

Sid_6.7: The plot of the original movie is hilariously unoriginal. The reason is worked is because it had a perfect blend of just enough novelty in concepts, excellent chemistry with the cast, and a brilliant score, combined with lesser amounts of awesome in terms of dialogue, effects, design, and so on. It was like any other space opera serial, except it did everything right, and happened to be a full-length movie, instead of a series of 22 min. radio shows.

I loved Rogue One, but Episode VII was crap. Almost pure garbage with the exception of how the leads performed.

The plot? Episode IV but "BIGGER" and "COOLER". The villain? Pfft. The plot twist? Oh, wait, there wasn't one. Killing Han? Who didn't see it a mile away?

They had a chance to do something awesome and original and unexpected, but they didn't. If they wanted to impress us, then we should have seen something like Kylo watching Han get killed by stormtroopers, and then deciding "Screw this, I'm going back to the light." Instead we saw Han die for basically no reason, and everyone acts like f*cking caricatures, just going through the motions of what they would obviously do based on what we already knew about them.

And then R2 suddenly and conveniently awakens to provide Luke's location. What a load of contrived, deus ex machina horsesh*t.

And I swear Abrams was screwing with the genuine fans on purpose, going out of his way to. Perfect example? Han using a bowcaster. It f*cked with the real fans and added nothing to the plot.

I keep trying to think back to things I liked about Ep. VII, but every single time I think I've thought of something I realize it's actually from Rogue One.


Rogue One is now my measure. I grew up with the original threequle. But I really only want to explore Lucas' galaxy with "A Star Wars Story" movies.
2017-09-29 08:20:01 PM  
2 votes:
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2017-09-30 03:28:19 PM  
1 vote:

amb: bhcompy: If Luke is the bad guy it's in the name of balance in the force.  That could be a little righteous, but that's the Jedi way.  It also plays into the name of the film, since the rumor has always been that Luke was going to embrace the "gray jedi" middleground that brings its own balance.  That makes him a "bad guy", but not the evil guy. I believe that Luke will be a rebel to the end.  The guy is still pissed about missing out on Tosche Station, so he's only going to do what he wants from now on

Did he ever get those power converters?


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2017-09-30 09:58:44 AM  
1 vote:
A glimpse of the Emperor in New Hope?

DID LUCAS PUT OUT ANOTHER NEW VERSION I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?
2017-09-30 08:17:28 AM  
1 vote:
Leia makes the most sense as the villain. She lost her brother and her son then later her husband. She's force sensitive but has no training so she's susceptible to the dark side. She adopts the Snoke persona to keep tabs on Kylo Ren. She sticks with the Resistance to quietly sabotage them. Plus the overall lack of evil female characters in the movies.

C'mon Disney....dooo eeet.
2017-09-29 10:00:07 PM  
1 vote:
**Harry Potter**
2017-09-29 09:14:15 PM  
1 vote:
Barry Hines' classic novel A Kestrel for a Knave was adapted to film by Ken Loach as Kes. The novel's title refers to the historical practice of certain raptors being allowed only to certain classes of society.

The kestrel dies at the end.
 
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